Lajoie, Jon - Merry Christmas Exclamation Point Lyrics






You're the dude from high school I see at the gym
Or a friend of a friend, or a second cousin
You're a co-worker I sometimes eat lunch with
You're one of my many acquaintances

You know Christmas is about spending time with friends and family
But just because you're not in one of those 2 categories
Doesn't mean that I won't still do something special for you
Cause Christmas is about giving
So here's what I'll do
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point, and then press send

Maybe I'll just copy and paste it (From a previous text)
Well it's only two words, I might as well just type it (Less complicated)
If you're thinking of calling me to thank me, oh please don't (That's not how this works)
Texting is as far as this relationship goes (And keep your response brief)

I have way more important people in my life, you're not even in the top fifty
It's not that I don't care about you, well yeah I don't really care about you
But, doesn't mean that I won't still do, something special for you
Cause Christmas is about giving
So here's what I'll do
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text)
I'm gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point, and then press send

I don't care enough to call, but I don't not care enough to do nothing, all
I don't care enough to call, but I don't not care enough to do nothing, all
So I'll type Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send
Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send
Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send

And to all of my non-Christian friends, I will text you: "Hey, dude what's goin on? We should totes hang next week".





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  1. R.... A....

    I give people pot

  2. P.... ....

    “I’m gonna type Merry Christmas Exclamation Point, and then hit send”....goes musically right into “She’s covered in vomit and human feces, that’s how I know that she needs me” (from his 2 Girls 1 Cup song)

  3. B.... S....

    What an great wisdom is in rhis song

  4. t.... ....

    I send this to everyone. With the message "Merry Christmas!" of course.

  5. S.... T....

    Lol fuck

  6. h.... ....

    just got a bunch of these!! how dare they!!!

  7. l.... ....

    666 people got that Christmas Text.

    l.... ....

    Merry Christmas Exclamation Point

  8. F.... ....

    It’s that time of year again
    Merry Christmas 🎄

  9. R.... 9....

    Happy Christmas lil fuckers

  10. L.... ....

    The time has come again.
    Merry Christmas!

  11. m.... ....

    Chris Moustace.

  12. A.... ....

    I listen to this and the best christmas song every year since 2013. Joyeux Noël ! from France Jon I love you.

  13. J.... K....

    Merry Christmas!

  14. c.... ....

    I got a Christmas text from Jon Lajoie. It said Happy Easter!

  15. V.... K....

    Here in 2019, still relating to this

  16. R.... H....

    This is my Christmas song for this Christmas and maybe from now on.

  17. L.... N....

    Am I better or worse person if I just share this on facebook instead of sending "Merry Christmas!" to people...hm...

  18. m.... ....

    Love how everyone is low on battery

  19. S.... L....

    Him in the suit is hot

  20. R.... P....

    For the last 5 years or so, every time someone sends me a Christmas text, I reply with a link to this vid. Thanks Jon.

  21. V.... ....

    He isnt a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker anymore😂❤

  22. J.... ....

    Stop singing crap and show me your genitals

  23. A.... B....

    Still watching in 2019. Merry Christmas! Even if it’s not Christmas 🎄

  24. A.... V....

    I am so, so guilty of this :/

    But hey, at least they know you're thinking of them :)

  25. N.... ....

    Man I miss this guy.

  26. D.... J....

    Merry Christmas!

  27. n.... ....

    Merry Christmas Jon Lajoie!

  28. A.... ....

    Every Christmas, five years running, in five countries.

  29. p.... ....

    Every year.

  30. G.... D....

    Merry Christmas from the year 2018! No, please don’t reply.

  31. L.... B....

    Merry Christmas everyone let's get texting lol.

  32. F.... ....

    it's finally here

  33. j.... r....

    Merry Christmas! (am I too early?) LMAO

  34. K.... K....

    Merry Christmas!

  35. T.... F....

    I have yet to receive one of these from anyone. Ever. Oh God, I'm so alone...

    T.... F....

    It's not Christmas......But Happy Halloween man.

  36. R.... ....

    pure genious

  37. I.... M....

    youre one of my favourite people

  38. M.... K....

    that's a shame you don't make songs anymore :(

  39. P.... P....

    This is exactly what I did for Christmas, lol. I even copy and pasted. Feel like such a schmuck now.

  40. i.... ....

    Merry Christmas!

  41. C.... S....

    Jon, this is hilariously brilliant. But I'm sure you already knew that. ;-)

  42. P.... ....

    I wish they would play this on the radio and at department stores

  43. S.... N....

    jon lajoie reminds me of a musical will ferrell

  44. M.... ....

    Can you tell Anthony to come back

  45. r.... c....

    This guy looks like Josh Peck

  46. J.... P....

    Taco looks grown up.

  47. t.... ....

    This is every Christmas since I turned 18

  48. T.... L....

    well he obviously did care a lot because he made a whole song for this person

  49. M.... ....

    It's Christmas and I'm getting a bunch of these Merry Christmas with an explanation marks today. I'm going to eat more and go to bed. Thanks.

  50. M.... C....

    song suks

  51. C.... ....

    This song was pretty much the inspiration for my new Christmas song about getting bad Christmas presents D: it helped me think outside the box

  52. z.... ....

    LOVE YOU JON!

  53. J.... S....

    Love This ....I post it every year

  54. H.... B....

    I can't even be arsed to send a text.

  55. F.... ....

    It's that time of the year my dudes.

  56. t.... ....

    This is my favorite Christmas song. Three years later and it still is.

  57. T.... B....

    what happened to funny videos like "show me your genitals" and "guns don't kill people"....I'm disappointed :(

    T.... B....

    Jo Nunez he grew up.

    T.... B....

    This video IS funny, actually. It's satire. It's more subtle than the things he previously produced. I think this song is ingenious all around!

  58. T.... T....

    Merry September! (stress the exclamation point)

    still loving this shit

  59. r.... ....

    I huh... Send merry Christmas exclamation point texts because I feel it's awkward to call acquaintances out of the blue... But I'd like a call back as a thanks though.

  60. J.... ....

    I am absolutely in love with this song! I've really gotta give you props on this, and all of your other songs! Although something really caught me eye in this video... Jon's jacket when he was outside in the snow! I'm actually very curious as to what type it is. Dx Does anyone know what type of jacket Jon uses when he's outside? :<

  61. A.... J....

    I told my girlfriend Merry Christmas thru a text, and sent the video 2.

  62. D.... D....

    In the future I'm going to send this song instead of typing 'merry christmas' 😂

  63. K.... ....

    what happened to jon

  64. l.... E....

    Eugh Christmas Texts are annoying, someone I spoke to a few times 5 years ago and hung with once still sends them and never talks to me otherwise. How disingenuous can you get....

    l.... E....

    l Esposito at least he sends you the text. maybe you should break the ice?

  65. A.... J....

    John where did you get that coat? The black pea coat?

  66. S.... H....

    beautiful

  67. R.... S....

    SHOW ME YOUR GENITALS

  68. Q.... S....

    merry xmas!

  69. k.... ....

    We need new stuff Jon, you are a great comedian. RIP The League

  70. Z.... ....

    FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND OWNERS

  71. M.... P....

    Merry christmas everyone!

  72. L.... I....

    Merry Christmas! haha I just had to play this for the family

    L.... I....

    just played it for the wife as she was doing this exact thing. Merry Christmas!

  73. j.... r....

    Merry Christmas!

  74. q.... ....

    I'm here every Christmas!

  75. T.... C....

    It's that time of the year again...

  76. h.... ....

    Merry Christmas!

  77. 8.... ....

    Merry Christmas!

  78. E.... S....

    I thought he was gonna say "so maybe I'll give a fuck" after "Christmas is about giving".

  79. L.... T....

    You're the best Jon :) Merry Christmas to all :)

  80. m.... r....

    But this is not the best Christmas song ever... :)

    m.... r....

    I dont( plz, elaborate further

    m.... r....

    But still better than the best christmas song ever. :D

  81. T.... Z....

    I already have my text copied into clipboard for maximum efficiency.

  82. A.... S....

    Funny enough, I think if Jon could pull out some good music if he were to care enough about it, his voice is not bad.

    A.... S....

    +Andrei Simionescu This IS good music

    A.... S....

    +Andrei Simionescu Lol, yfw, his latest video. Good call bro.

    A.... S....

    Wolfie's Just Fine

  83. l.... m....

    can I suck on your neck beard. thanks

  84. R.... C....

    She tells him she thinks she needs to be free...

    anyone else hear it?

  85. D.... C....

    His voice wasn't bad

  86. A.... ....

    WHAT WAS THAT??? the person that shows his genitals and been super famous for killing ppl ended up making commercial advertisements ????!!!! this was lame, i have supported every video you made but in this one you were trying to hook easy chicks.... get your ass back and give them hell man!!!!

    A.... ....

    +ASDFGH200 This was like 2 years ago are you late to the party?

  87. A.... O....

    Hahaaaa i love this guy!

  88. S.... M....

    My history teacher kept playing this in class today........ Lol

  89. W.... T....

    He looks like a guy from one of those happy toy commercials whoès acting as a happy neighbour who gives random gifts and fades out with a thumbs up

  90. J.... G....

    "guns don't kill people, nu uh I kill people... with guns"

    J.... G....

    MCVagine is right in that b**ch

  91. R.... R....

    I'm so in love with you in that pea coat and scarf. Goodness. You're so hot lol

  92. R.... G....

    Genius .

  93. l.... p....

    He needs to go back to Canada for lying abiut being in one of the twin towers on 911. only a sick asshole would lie about that

    l.... p....

    +loring proctor That was Steve Rannazzisi dummy

  94. P.... ....

    601 people got a Christmas text.

  95. S.... ....

    show me your genitals

  96. C.... t....

    This guy made the best song ever and then just went downhill from there

    This is the best song ever made in the world
    This is the best song ever made in the world
    Other songs are good
    Even some are really good
    But they are not the best songs ever made in the world

    C.... t....

    Lol, that's the first vid I saw from this guy

    C.... t....

    Jesse Redberry And he made the Best Christmas Song Ever too

  97. B.... ....

    I miss this guy

    B.... ....

    +Baltovv He moved on to TV. He's in the big leagues (get it?)

  98. A.... M....

    Lol I like this!