Kid Rock - Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp Lyrics






A ha ha, that's right motherfuckers
I'm Back.
This is the true story about mackin
Check it
Times are changin'
Talk about it
More so each year,
But the Early Mornin'
Stoned Pimp is here.
So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
And if ya me yawn
Just drop that top
Come on...
Hey hey hey
Well well well well
Hey hey hey
Well well well well

And I be catchin' them northern pike
Like on a ten pound test
Success, never fess, take a guess
I be the early mornin' stoned pimp,
Straight limpin,
Boone's Farm drinkin,
At the party big booty pinchin'
Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin
With the million dollar talent
And the ten cent brain,
Been gone too long, too much cocaine,
But now that I'm back, on the block
I'm ready to rock
Left to right, all night
My game's tight, I wish you might
Take a bite
Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
Fresh from the harvest
Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town
Top Dog get down

Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around
the world goin' Kid Rock crazy
Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks,
Kid Rock be comin' with the boom boom boom biatch
I from the sticks biatch
Straight from the RO

"Kid Rock I ain'ts no bitch"
Ah, yes you are ho
So quit frontin' like ya don't know,
when I step straight into the party with my homeboy
Tino
"What's up?"
So get a good look bro
Get a good gander
I'm made in Detroit
but my name aint Stanzler
Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus
While you're lookin' really gay like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm the highest MC of all time
Got my mind on the D
And the D on my mind And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
I be
What they call an O-G bitch
I'm the motherfuckin' Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp

Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all

Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all

Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
A Lincoln Continental and a Gran Marquis
Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's bitch
The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
I only bust the fat asses
And I don't be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me
Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like a real G H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin,
Early mornin' stoned pimpin
I been down, been around,
From the bottom to the top
Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock

Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya
With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit
Im the Early Morning Stoned Pi-imp

Hey hey hey
Come on yo.

Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all

Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all

My name is Tino, you know
Baby let's get funky,
I'm like Lenny Bruce girl but I ain't no goddamn junkie
Cruisin' with the Kid in my '71
To the crib of love
Gonna get us some, ladies
We keep em on a string ah
Midgets in the house wanna smell my finger
Comin' for ya baby cause your so sure bumpin'
How do ya like me now in my brand new Turban
I'm a natural born hoodlum
Not George Raft
One of these days you kids will pay for my autograph
So groove baby, groove baby call your mama
I'm like John Lee Hooker baby
I got the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama

Ridin' around the neighborhood
Me and Kid Rock were up to no good
With the boogie drama
With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine
Playin' the radio ya look so fine
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
Let's get funky, that's my job
Punchin' 9 ta 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12
Day in and day out
Let's get funky
Come on everybody
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama
With the boogie drama





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  1. C.... T....

    Bumping in 2020

  2. S.... G....

    2019 been down with this md since jump its 2020, 55 and still alive

  3. L.... X....

    Who's Still Down in 2020 !!!

  4. W.... M....

    Road Trip brought me here

  5. S.... ....

    🔥The Legend🔥 still in 2019! I miss this Kid Rock!

  6. C.... R....

    Just keep coming.....Americans forget were real music came from.....uon the list kid......every writers calls bitches, bitches....I, personally don't like it..... but fuck it,,....everyone doing it....... but label eminem as a hater/ racist...ok, just by cannon...,..,.,..,.and HE ain't SHIT......hahahah...

  7. K.... E....

    Dayummmmm yes tokin feel it====😁😁

  8. W.... R....

    I dect this song by kid rock all the assholes around bealeave life they going take from me in dream,s kid rock keep it up bro

  9. r.... M....

    How can you not love a music artist who can do it all!? Country ,rap, rock,Metal..? when its real ,you feel it !

  10. V.... T....

    Props to Bryan Scott Rogers..miss You already goddammit💖🍄💖🍄

  11. R.... T....

    who else is still rockin' Kid in 2019? and btw he just announced yesterday on twitter hes got a new record and tour coming for 2020

  12. P.... R....

    Cocaine and weed to balance it out. Take a shot.

    P.... R....

    hellyeah

  13. T.... B....

    I remember buying the soundtrack to road trip when I was about 15 and properly discovered this....

  14. C.... P....

    Road trip brought me here

  15. M.... u....

    Michigan for trump 2020 💪

  16. t.... ....

    And little dude

  17. t.... ....

    He sounds like me!!!

  18. S.... H....

    cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm Rick James bitch!

  19. D.... L....

    Man I swear this song was hiding from me until I watched "Road Trip" 2 years ago but now I know this alone made me love the kid!

  20. x.... ....

    They took the history of rock n roll off iTunes what the fuccckkk???

    x.... ....

    xWORLDxCHAMPIONx I’m trying to figure out why they do that. I’ve noticed it on other music as well.

    x.... ....

    William Nanney yeah there’s a few others

  21. K.... ....

    Boones farm drinkin???

  22. S.... H....

    cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm Rick James bitch!

  23. B.... b....

    This beat is slick n' sick!

  24. B.... W....

    Love THIS. Should be the theme of every nerdy guy in high school and college lol

  25. o.... c....

    Some shit to cruise the lowrider trike for some coffee right after sunrise on a Saturday morning.

  26. T.... 4....

    5th grade,that is all i can say <3 thanks Kid Rock

  27. M.... K....

    I play alot of his songs on my electric guitar

  28. R.... M....

    Literally the worst song ever

  29. J.... L....

    For some reason this song brings out my pimp limp

  30. J.... A....

    Stay up all night...gotta play this before noon. The kid is good with me. Blake, you were a nerdy greek geek?

  31. b.... ....

    stone cold, roadtrip, from a nerdy geek to a stone cold player

  32. M.... V....

    Oh and mad props to Jimmy Bones

  33. M.... V....

    Joe C irreplaceable. Never expendable. Rip. Band was never the same after you left us.

  34. J.... M....

    Esketit!!!!

  35. K.... W....

    Still love this 🙂❤️

  36. R.... C....

    Stone cold pimpin

  37. J.... K....

    Kid Rock can Hank out with Hank Williams Jr and take lessons all he wants it made him a better artist

  38. S.... D....

    You motherfuckers don't know SHIT about this 🎵😎 #PimpForeva

  39. w.... w....

    Joe c is badass

  40. J.... L....

    For some reason, this song brings out the pimp limp.

    J.... L....

    Lol it for real does haha

  41. j.... m....

    A self-made MaC

  42. D.... D....

    Who's still down with Kid Rock in 2019???..

    D.... D....

    @DrunkOutlawBLS me too

    D.... D....

    @BombTubeJamz lol yup

    D.... D....

    Sorry, but he is no longer pimp of the nation. He’s just another Bro-Cuntry douchebag.

  43. D.... ....

    This & Syphon Filter 2 pair well together

  44. j.... g....

    Hesa bahhhhhd muthah fuhhhkahh

  45. c.... ....

    This is the true story about mackin
    Check it
    Times are changin'
    Talk about it

    More so each year,
    But the Early Mornin'
    Stoned Pimp is here
    So let it rain, and let the guitar rock

    And if ya here me yawn
    Just drop that top
    Come on
    Hey hey hey

    Well well well well
    Hey hey hey
    Well well well well

    And I be catchin' them northern pike
    Like on a ten pound test
    Success, never fess, take a guess
    I be the early mornin' stoned pimp

    Straight limpi,
    Boone's Farm drinkin
    At the party big booty pinchin'
    Chillin, like a villain, balloon fillin

    Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin
    With the million dollar talent
    And the ten cent brain,
    Been gone too long, too much cocaine,

    But now that I'm back, on the block
    I'm ready to rock
    Left to right, all night
    My game's tight, I wish you might

    Take a bite
    Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
    Fresh from the harvest
    Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town

    Top Dog get down
    Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around
    The world goin' Kid Rock crazy
    Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks

    Kid Rock be comin' with the boom boom boom biatch
    I from the sticks biatch
    Straight from the RO
    "Kid Rock I ain'ts no bitch"

    Ah, yes you are ho
    So quit frontin' like ya don't know,
    When I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino
    "What's up?"

    So get a good look bro
    Get a good gander
    I'm made in Detroit
    But my name ain't Stanzler

    Spreadin' like a cancer, a virus
    While you're lookin' really gay like fuckin' Billy Ray Cyrus
    I'm the highest MC of all time
    Got my mind on the D

    And the D on my mind
    And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
    Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
    I be, what they call an O-G bitch
    I'm the motherfuckin' Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp

    Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
    Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
    Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
    Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all

    Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
    Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
    Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
    Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all

    Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
    Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
    A Lincoln Continental and a Grand Marquis
    Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's biatch

    The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
    I only bust the fat asses
    And I don't be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me
    'Cause I'm a true fuckin' player and I mack like a real G

    H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin
    Early mornin' stoned pimpin
    I been down, been around
    From the bottom to the top

    Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock
    Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
    Or if you want to get your freak on, I'll just fuck ya
    With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit

    I'm the Early Morning Stoned Pimp
    Hey hey hey
    Come on yo

    Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
    Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
    Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
    Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all

    Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
    Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
    Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
    Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all

    I'm Joe see bitch
    Let me get them digits
    I might be a little small hoe
    But I ain't no god damn midget

    So stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine
    I'm verticly challenged, your verticly blind
    I'm 3 foot 9, it's 10 foot long
    I'm gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong

    I can flow on like all night long
    'Til the break of dawn
    'Til the early morn
    I'm a thorn in your side

    Can you feel me stickin
    80 pills a day bitch, I ain't bullshittin
    So groove baby groove baby call your momma
    I'm like Charlie Hooker girl

    I got the boogie drama
    With the boogie drama
    With the boogie drama
    With the boogie drama

    Ridin' around the neighborhood
    Me and Kid Rock were up to no good
    With the boogie drama
    With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine

    Playin' the radio ya look so fine
    With the boogie drama
    Well, Well, Well, baby
    With the boogie drama

    Let's get funky, that's my job
    Punchin' 9 to 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12
    Day in and day out
    Let's get funky
    Come on everybody

    With the boogie drama
    With the boogie drama
    With the boogie drama

  46. j.... m....

    a true story about mack’n

  47. G.... K....

    And it's 6:30am out of liquor.

  48. G.... K....

    I'm so itchy!?!!

  49. j.... m....

    boomboomboom!!! 🤘

  50. B.... ....

    2:17 why did they do this? It just sounds odd

    B.... ....

    BlueJay to edit out Cyrus when he says Billy Rae Cyrus

  51. j.... m....

    mackin’ 🇺🇸

  52. j.... h....

    Road trip sent me here !!

  53. J.... T....

    Like O'fallon Illinois

  54. J.... T....

    Is Detroit in like southern Illinois?

    J.... T....

    Michigan

  55. j.... m....

    always so friendly

  56. D.... B....

    Rip Joe c . I respect kid rock for helping him out. Good people good vibes

  57. c.... ....

    Who the fuck is here cause of road trip

  58. K.... P....

    Just had to be done

  59. W.... R....

    I play this song like play it for my sisdter

  60. W.... R....

    Kid rock keep it up dud good song very ..but the song is so true i feel ya dud

  61. S.... E....

    I love pimps.

  62. L.... C....

    You like when I am the kid MF rock don't you Sally? my Dick gets so hard for you. I am the early morning stoned pimp. FIREBIRD

  63. S.... W....

    Bangin..

  64. M.... B....

    The early mornin stoned pimp is here.......

  65. V.... T....

    The kid wants to jumpin jam
    he aint no fuckin flim flam

  66. x.... ....

    I love this song

  67. S.... P....

    Self. Made Mac on a mountain of moss!!!

  68. K.... E....

    This voice was sweet. ❣️😎

  69. T.... A....

    😎🖖✌🙌🔥

  70. L.... L....

    I am someone

  71. J.... ....

    80 pills a day bitch I an’t bull shitting! BEST. LINE. EVER!!!

  72. O.... G....

    Been gone too long, too much COCAINE

  73. g.... s....

    Kid rock not kid country

    g.... s....

    love both

  74. W.... T....

    I loved this album but I hated how short it was lol

  75. C.... M....

    Is 3:45 early mornin?

    C.... M....

    Cory Martin yes

  76. J.... ....

    80 pills bitch I ain’t bullshittin I love that line

  77. C.... C....

    Fuckin nasty man. Timeless

  78. J.... F....

    The fuck is my xanax at ?

  79. D.... C....

    My name's joe c bitch

  80. V.... H....

    Kid Rock has such a wide variety of music, he is the shit, detroits real pimp

  81. r.... ....

    I'm made in Detroit but my name ain't Stanzler.

  82. R.... m....

    Wake up at 5am every day this is my jam I’m blasting this in my bathroom getting ready
    And I’m gonna blast it in the truck maybe with a cigarette

    R.... m....

    I hope you do. One of my all-time favorites.

    R.... m....

    I wake up every morning in my truck. No shower just cologne. I slap this in my truck with a cigarette and a beer on my way to work.

    R.... m....

    Switch that cig to a blunt. THEN hell yee

    R.... m....

    your cool bro

  83. M.... ....

    Being a little kid owning this album brought me here... But Road Trip helps too

  84. S.... S....

    Ain't no party like a Detroit party. What Up Doe?

  85. V.... F....

    Wake and Bake 2018 Anyone??

  86. b.... ....

    Best song ever

  87. S.... W....

    Nice one, as always! 😊✌💜🇱🇷🇱🇷

  88. S.... H....

    it's hard out their for a pimp even a pimp named slick back.

  89. T.... R....

    Never did I think about relevance of Joe c (R.I.P.). Try going from 80 pills a day to no pills a day! This is the best life ever! #musicmovesawareness #TheRebelPatient #ExtremeTimeCheaters

    T.... R....

    DrunkOutlawBLS thats bad azz! I put meeting kid rock on m #TruckItList instead of a bucket list. Thanks for posting I always play kid rock to motivate me to move in the mornings! SCI Life what can I say........

  90. C.... T....

    This is a awesome song kid rock is awesome

    C.... T....

    This is AN AWESOME song learn something and pass that shit on doofis

  91. B.... M....

    Love it miss you Joe c kid it off the change

  92. V.... C....

    Love❤️

  93. m.... ....

    RIP Jose C. I Miss u buddy. Hope u can rap that this in Heaven.

  94. m.... ....

    Joe C starts at 4:49

  95. W.... ....

    Let's go Kyle we want answers

  96. y.... ....

    Who's the guy at :44 that says "well, well well well"? It sounds like a blues man like BB king or something.

    y.... ....

    that's John Lee Hooker Grandaddy of the Blues Joe C even calls him by name later in the song

  97. M.... J....

    outlawing