JT Machinima - Soldier vs Pharah Rap Battle Lyrics
Train hard maggots! That's an order
I'm gonna blow up this track - with my knack for mortars
At the end of this war you will have no quarter
So you best retreat 'cause I'm blasting forward
I'm racking up kills so efficiently
'Cause I'm a rocket man - but I won't burn out my fuse
Haven't stopped battling since World War II
And they rejected me from the army?!
I'm a one man militia - must be why they didn't want me
I've killed a lot of Nazis - call it my hobby
And where y were you Pharah? Crying for mommy?! Boo hoo
Pain is weakness leaving the body
It's nothing to me 'cause I'm a rocket jockey
I cant take a little Flak - look who can fly now
Don't give her a rifle - she might shoot her eye out
Beware my massive splash damage, don't get caught in it
On second thought I could've fathered you darlin'
But when your jets fail, I won't honor the fallen
Careful old man, you're not ready for this
You couldn't find a helmet that even fits
So find it no surprise that you steadily miss
The only soldier I know is 76
Now buckle up coward, I'll show you power
I respect veterans, not stolen valor
What kind of soldier works alone?
You should turn yourself over to a nursing home
I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter
I've been decorated with so many medals of honor
Like my mother and father and their mother and father
You're not a dad but I'll make you cannon fodder
Rocket jumping sounds dangerous
You must be a masochist if pain is bliss
So I guess you asked for this, I'll aim and just
Blast you back 10 years when your game's a hit
Welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack
You've been living in the past, you should get back
Now your sins shall be paid for with blood
I'm a goddess and justice reigns from above
I once killed a man with a god complex
Was he responsible for the holocaust? Yes!
Call this your dishonorable discharge
You won't even see it coming "Is this just a drill sarge?!"
Call yourself a goddess? Now I'm atheist
But there's no better title than a patriot
I'll kill you with this shovel then dig your grave with it
There ain't no place you're safe from my blast radius
So fly against me - come try to end me
You'll find out why these skies aren't friendly
Your fuel's running low and so is your luck
Gliding around - might as well be a sitting duck
I'll drop you before you even start a rocket barrage
The only barrage from you will be your body - in parts
If I was her dad, this brat - I would never let her fly
Stand down, let me fight that 76 guy
You're so beneath me, you could use a boost
When I'm done you're gonna wish you flew the coop
If I taught you how to fly, it would be a crash course
Thanks for your service - that nobody asked for
How do your rockets stack up - you have four?
Loading one by one is not fast, can you add more?
You don't wanna waste any, be careful with them
'Cause it won't take long till my tank's full again
Back into the fray, knockin' tangos down
I can't even count how many I'm layin' out
When I'm rockin' my Raptora - I'm superior
You're a dinosaur, I'm a meteor
You're not a part of any army, squad or corps
And your pathetic base - I would not call a fort
Running low on ammo you cannot at all afford
Clearly you never read the art of war
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JT Machinima Soldier vs Pharah Rap Battle Comments
HEAVY VS ROADHOG NOW!
let's be real, even if she flew to the top of the map, soldier could just direct hit
Soldier won instantly when he said "don't give her a rifle she may shot her eye out"
Team soldier
Soldier, he can literally babysit pharah if he wanted to
OW is just overpowered cyberpunk Tf2.
*Change my mind.*
like: Pharah
comment: soldier
SOLDIER TF2 WINS
One Hentai Material vs One Meme Material
Pharah: "What soldier works alone?"
Soldier 76: Am I a joke to you?
What it boils down to:
TF2: mad raps and hot burns
OW: ok boomer
Soldier is more skillful than Pharah.
Change my Mind.
Came for the beat stade for soldier sick bars
literally every single one of these songs, the comments all say that tf2 won. i've got nothing against tf2 but like dang give overwatch a shot
We'll give overwatch a chance when they have decent lines. Almost all of Pharas lines here are false or just lol your old
@Trubbish i mean this one wasnt a win for pharah but i think others ones like sombra vs spy or widow vs sniper the overwatch one had better lines
GOD DAMN, the Soldier killed it!
My only comeback if I was one of the TF2 characters: You rely on tech. Me, I rely on skill for a kill
this did not age well for overwatch and tf2 alike
It could have been soldier vs junk rat
Soldier wins in my opinion, pharah needs a mecha suit to pull her own weight
Pharah: "Welcome to the future I have a jetpack"
Also Pharah: *has 3 seconds worth of jetpack fuel*
Probably what went after that
"you know what! I am young, i can fly without breaking my legs, i got an expiremental flying armour, tge islam, actual war expireiace. What do you have!"
Pulls out direct hit*
"Son of a"
*BOOM*
Green beret, one eyed scout took a city, and etc. they all worked alone and made history.
Score: Ow - 1.5 TF2 - 5.5 Total - 7
Soldier would win in a fight against Pharah, because he will just teleport bread.
Crit spoon exists so any argument saying pharah won is automatically invalid
Soldier win because he a REAL AMERICA and a man...yeah
*Listen up maggots...I win*
*No questions*
It would have been better if it was Soldier vs Soldier 76 who agrees?😕
Of course Soldier
Because he has sensible haircut!!!
Soldier have better gameplay
In overwatch you can kill 10 players wihout skill but in TF2 you must have skill do kill someone
"Running low on ammo you cannot at all afford"
*LAUGHS IN COW MANGLER 5000*
And bison
Laughs in buff banner, chonchurer and battalions backup
Pharah: "You're not a part of any army, squad or corps."
Me : No... He's a part of a team
Bazli Bahari and that team is a Fortress
Never played much of either but I would say pharah owned him
If you didn't include Pain is Weakness leaving the body, I would have started swinging
It’s honestly kinda hard to decide who won this one.
Pharah totally burned Soldier to the ground a couple times, but a majority of Soldier’s bars were just so... *raw*
Pharah: *flying*
Soldier: *laughs in direct hit*
(Pharahs jetpack would technically be count a blast jumping, therefore extra damage for soldier)
Played both games. despite pharah s jet pack she will never reach even half of soldier s flight speed. You will never see pharah rocket jump from a mile away reaching light speed up until point blank range of you then sends you flying with a rocket up your teeth and finishes you mid air with a second rocket or shootgun fire. You overwatch bois don t know what is fear
pharah: you haven’t even read the art of war
soldier after fighting robots completely naked with heavys sister and winning: pathetic
“Rocket jumping sounds dangerous, you must be a masochist if pain is bliss”
Me: *laughs in German*
Soldier won easily
I actually think Pharah might have won this one. Now I always side with the TF2 guys when these come out, but Pharah did have some better lines than Soldier.
"I once killed a man with a God complex. Was he responsible for the Holocaust? Yes!"
Does this mean Soldier is Hitler?
Heavy Vs Baston
Soldier won
When the LACK of a jetpack extends the time to master a character, keeping the game fun for longer...
Pharah takes next to no skill
*LOUD CROCKET*
*NOISES*
Pharah: “I have a jetpack!”
That one thermal thrustering Pyro: *Mmmph mph mph mmmmmmmph mmmmph*
(Allow me to introduce myself)
I feel like pharah won and soldier if you did all this cool stuff then why don't you I don't know talk about it
Why the old card just why
Team fortress BABY !!!!!!!!
So JT, when’s Engineer VS. Torbjorn coming out?
Mr. Eazily McTriggered it came out
@Dark Magic , yeah but it's by Video Game Rap Battles, not JT himself.
NECK SNAP!!!!!
Who would win:
A Super-High tech lassie who can air-strike you to smithereens
Or
A Soulja Boy with a Market Gardener?
Peter James Villegas soldier.
So it’s been about half a year and not even a update on the new tf2 Vs overwatch rap
Pharah fly
Soldier have e bucket on his had
Who is the best
The anser is pharah
apparently soldier isnt a father even though he in cannon has 3 kids -_-
Igni Toast canon, cannons are the big gun things
@EnderGirl56 i know I'm just a bit illiterate don't judge me
Good rap battle.
Only downside is there’s no catchy chorus like the rest, so when it ended without one, I kinda felt like it was missing a lot without a catchy chorus like the rest.
Cuz I'm a rocket man
Idk why but I love this line XD
Can you please make one with d.va
Soldier won tf2 win forever
Pharah: ok boomer
Soldier: I'll show you why I'm a boomer
You can’t call yourself a baby boomer if you haven’t blown up a baby
when are they gonna do heavy vs zaria?
I'm gimme be honest this is about the only ow vs tf2 rap I heard that's I was 100% sure who I believe won. In my opinion. Pharah did. And please, dont give arguments such as "soldier didn't need training ING and was a one man army". Think about what that'd be in the real world: war crime
Maggot *WHACKS YOU WITH THE MARKET GARDENER*
Seriously applying real life laws, morality and physics to a game like TF2 is idiotic and adds nothing to a argument and only worsens the argument if it is mentioned (this is the same universe that Abraham Lincoln invented stairs and Australia is filled with super powered man like SAXTON HALE and you battle Demoman's haunted missing eye) not too mention some of Pharas lines didnt make any sense. "Never read the art of war" despite the fact that Soldiers first line in meet the Solider is about the art of war. So yeah Solider destroyed this boring, uninteresting, hypocritical character know as Phara
(ps I used to play both games regularly but got bored with overwatch and dropped it and went back to TF2 after around a year of playing Overwatch so dont try the argument that I'm just a butt hurt TF2 fan)
Who else thought that pharah looks like captain falcon
This one kinda' sucked.
This is all based off the winglets overwatch vs tf2 right?
it seems like overwatch always digs at tf2s age and limited ammo. wait did i say tf2, or overwatch's rap material!
I've got to admit the nursing home part with Farra was an absolute burn and I'm rooting for TF2 but it was still good
Soldier has the skill phara has suit i chose soldier respect
Can’t count how much I am laying out
Prob cause your laying out no one trash character I prefer bastion
Still TF2..over watch just basically copied TF2..and tf2 is an old game..
Pharah:You call that pathetic base a fort
Also Pharah:*doesn't have base at all*
On my opion, best person in all rap batles, the tf2 persons, my favourite medic
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
Actually soldier was rejected from the Marine Corps
0:52 that guitar is straight from GarageBand, it’s called Passages Delay Guitar
if I know tj I think engineer vs torbijon will be next
This rap battle is amazing!😀 Great beat, nice rhythm, good rapping. It was cool!😁
Tracer she saved
"I'll drop you before you start a rocket barrage, the only barrage from you will be your body in parts." killed that one soldier.
Soldier won
The Soldier is Look like my Dad's Commander
*patiently waiting for a “Heavy VS Zarya” rap battle video*
Im just like you
TF2: a good rap that makes good points
Overwatch: You’re old
Pharah: attempts to use rocket barrage
Soldier: _pulls out direct hit_
“Clearly you haven’t read The Art of War”
Best closing by overwatch
He states it multiple Times during his Video "Meet the Soldier". What he thinks ,what the guy ,who wrote "The Art of War", actually did, may not be accurate he still read it.
I say soldier won that one
Pharah won as soon as she said I’ll blast you back 10 years when you’re games a hit 😂
Tf2s current state actually has a higher player count on average than overwatch soooooo, technically she is wrong lol
Amelie Lacroix Because the "Wow you're so old" cart wasn't used in every one of these and is completely irrelevant considering TF2 is kept alive by his Community while Overwatch would definitly almost die when they stop updating the Game for a While.
People are saying that this is used in all of them just to remind you the tf2 characters say that they have been around longer so shut your mouth
@Hana Song yes, because they have
Im waiting so long for a Heavy vs Reinhart rap battle
tf2 will always be better than overwatch
Here's an idea for a tf2 vs overwatch battle zarya vs heavy both Russian both use heavy weapons
Soldier won. Pharah kept repeating the same material of 3,
1. TF2's old
2. Soldier isn't a real soldier
3. Soldier is bad at his job
But Soldier had a new roast for every line. Only part that I'll give Pharah is the dinosaur meteor line. But it wasn't that great.
Rocket jumping sounds dangerous...
Every rocket jumper + base jumper + market gardener soldiers: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
The Base Jumper really only hinders you when you try to Trolldier don't use it.
“I’ll blast you back ten years when your game was a hit”
Ouch
Pharah: welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack
Soldier: And I can rocket jump higher and faster and still get to the control point faster than you
Now this is a warzone
i teleported bread for 3 days
Solider's rocket jumping requires near milisecond timing and skill.
Phara's jetpack? Press a button.
Conclusion: no fucking idea, interpret haw you want
Whhy parah its supposed to be soldier 76