JT Machinima - Slender Rap Lyrics

*2019!???*

I love this song this was thee first on I heard from them and I still watch them today

[Verse 1]
Okay, honestly
I don't know how much more that I can take
I feel like everytime I move, my sanity's about to break
For those of you who never played
I don't suggest this game to you
If you don't wanna see a therapist until you're 92
Because I'm twitching and shaking
And sweating off my ass
Now I'm super paranoid, what was that?!
The cat
Wait a sec, up ahead, is that another note?
Yes, yes, thank God, now I think I'm getting close
Damn it, that was just my first
Now it's time to find the next
Tonight, I'm gonna check inside my closet 'fore I go to bed
Not 'cuz I'm scared, just to be sure my clothes are there
Yeah, not for Slender Man, ha, I don't even care
Now the music's picking up and my light is getting dim
And I hear the static buzz, the screen is fuzzy
Agh, that's him!!

[Hook 1]
And somehow, I don't know
I just lost all control
My bowel movement had a mind of its own
(Mind of its own)
Thanks to you, Slender Man
I need to change my pants
"Whoa, what the hell happened in here?"
I swear, I don't know!

[Verse 2]
I admit that was a fluke, but that will not be the end
"I will kill you if you park a Buick on the floor again!"
So I shut my door, lights off, volume full blast
And I think I'll be prepared with this cork inside my ass
Slendy, Slendy, where are you now?
I'm just minding my own business, you don't have to sneak around
Oh my God, there's a fence
Oh my God, another fence
Okay, a truck, a tunnel, a rock, another fence!
Dude, I'm just a little kid, Slender Man, why you creepin'?
Where's Chris Hansen from Dateline when you freakin' need him?
I'm not scared anymore, Slender isn't even real
I'll go on my merry way
Oh Jesus, take the wheel!!

[Hook 2]
I thought this cork would work
But somehow, things got worse
Think I puked up twice as much
Had come out my rear (come out my rear)
Slender Man, what the hell?
Can't get rid of the smell
"Skull, what's going on?"
Do not come in here!

[Verse 3]
Now I'm trapped in my room, puke and dookies on the floor
Somehow, I still have the notes and I only need one more
Holy farts, this is intense, he's teleporting everywhere
(Agh! Blah! Gah! Ugh!) Change direction and he's there
Oh no, not the pool house
God, why the pool house?
Haven't been inside it yet and there is no way out
But I need the note, I need to win, I'm so close
Oh my God, he's right behind me, time to book it, here it goes
Juke left, juke right and the music's getting louder
And the screen is getting fuzzy and my light is losing power
Hope he's not around the corner cuz my life depends on this
Empty chair over there, where's the note?
There it is!
I did it, I won
AHH!!!

[Hook 3]
FML, should've known
That this game was a troll
It don't matter what you do
Because he will find you (cuz he will find you)
Thanks a lot, this game sucks
Now I just need a hug
From someone with a face, thanks very much

2019 Anyone?

Edit: I Liked My Own Comment!

I use to remember this kind of raps in the past

Lmao because of poop jokes

😂😂😂

2019? Anyone? This was my childhood.

Holy Fart!!!!!

but where is rap from amnesia? :(

I can tell this song is old, watching in 2019 and this is my first time really listening to it.

Bruh this brings back so much nostalgia.

I’m back. It’s been a while for this rap

2019 anyone?

2019? Any one?

Does anyone else listen to this song besides me

1:35 "And I think I'll be prepared with this fork inside my ass!" - JT music 2019

3:00 when you notice your mom force you to do homework

wtf hahahahahahahahaha

this song goes hard, no matter how old it is.

Who's listening to this in 2019

Is that slenderman darkcam

2019god:WHOS STILL LISTENING

Who’s watching in 2019??

“ Think I puked twice as much that’s come out my rear” Really?

“ My bowel movement had a mind of it’s own” Seriously?

Still love this song 7 years on

I don't suggest this game to you unless you wanna see a theRAPIST until your 92. Best line of the whole fucking rap

Can some say a joke.

It's funny at 1:36

My childhood

2019 anyone?

2:16 when you have your friend asking whats going on and you have your girl in the room and you are about to boom

Why did it take me this long to write?

Super nostalgic

This is still amazing

Who listen in 500?

2019/2020/2021/2022....?

Person:goat scream

Me:goat scream

Slender man:wtf I just wanna bring this guy somewhere

Only OGs remember this

my childhood

2019 anyone?

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🧥
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2019 anyone?

2019 and I'm back here again....

I like that this song is mroe about skull talking about how he's shitting his pants more than the game

I got this game not to long ago XD

What about 2019? Is anyone watching this in 2019?

Who the hell play a slender man with shit a chip up your ass and throw up in the dark as well

Nostalgia..

Whats fucking going on

*You feel Parsec Productions breathing down your neck*

Ok honestly. The cat scared him. How? He had headphones on...?

Not to be mean but to me the only reason slender man isn't scary is because he has NO FREAKING FACE so I don't really care when I see him

who is still listnening to this in 2019?

Gives me nostalgia TwT

Gaming on a mac

I'm fan you it your cool jt

I SAW HIM ON ROBLOX!

2019? Anyone.

me
we are true slender man fans hehe

@ninou uchiha dz well at least someone answered me for once.

@Golden yandere Chan yep 😂

Back to the classics #2019

I heard this yesterday and got so much nostalgia I nearly cried

Anyone in 2019?

No one?


Just me?

Okay

Hail hydra

who's watching 2019 this is so old the audio Is so different this is crazy to see jt machinima like this now jt music but still its so different and the audio tho

Lmao, this is one of first videos i watched of this channel, i love it, makes me laugh XD

Anyone still watching in 2019?

who listening in 2019 plus he didn't win since he didn't pick up the note

2018 anyone

Somebodey in 2019?

2019 REEEEEEEEEEREEREEREEREEE

Who's still listening to this in 2019

Still better than the movie.

This is 2019

Who's still listening in 2019??

1:38 Made the mistake of pausing on the best frame of this video.

2019 anyone

Who’s listening to this in 2019

JT Music songs back then were better than today.

Who‘s listening 2019?🔌🖤🖤🖤

who's still listening in 2019

Me at night: **hears a noise** WHAT WAS THAT?! The cat....

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Who in 2019?

I’m seeing this in 2019

2019 anyone?

2019 anyone??

this song gives me reasons to live

When the poop parts still makes you laugh

Did the comments get disabled? I can't see any

2019???

Who's still listening in 2019?

Wow amazing rap this was EPIC I LOVED this!!!!!! Keep it up!