JT Machinima - Now Hiring At Freddy's Lyrics
Hey, there pal! Looking for work?
But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses?
How would you like to run and manage your own business?
Well, all we need from you is a little bit of paper work
And your soul
Become a fazbear franchisee
You're more than family, you're the star
We've got a little fixer-upper for you
There's lots of work here to do, so let's start!
Cut some corners if it makes you a profit
I promise, you're gonna go far
Frozen pizza's the best, not one ingredient's fresh
But just tell the customer they are!
All these animatronics have made us so famous
But they make us so much money, how could anyone blame us?
Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous
I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless
Better that to happen than for us to go bankrupt
And remember, if you ever get hurt on the job
Unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss
Come on down to Freddy's and we'll make a tycoon of you
Invest all of your savings 'cause you're gonna double it soon
Minimize the casualties and please don't get us sued
Every shift will be fun if you get your duties done
And clean all the blood off your shoes
Just kidding, it's only marinara you nincompoop!
But accidents do occasionally happen
Here are some precautionary instructions
In case of a mishap
Entertainment upgrades have a price
Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice
With the animatronics you always want to play nice
And keep a safe distance, that's solid advice
Oh, children love to play, boy, can they make a mess!
We know how much you'd love to strangle them by their necks!
Just tell those little brats to give Freddy a hug
And when it's done sweep whatever's left of them under the rug
Because a bad reputation cannot be afforded
Don't get rid of the problem, just get rid of the corpses
Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance
And if police are at the door make sure they've got proper warrants
Ethics and morals are completely subjective
As long as you prosper you need nothing corrected
And if anything breaks don't sweat, train wreck
We'll just take it out of your next paycheck!
Come on down to Freddy's, you outta stay for a while
If any children go missing, just don't let that go on file
Don't get any blood on the carpet, it's easier cleaning the tile
And if a kid ends up dead, kill all the witnesses next
And make sure it's done with a smile
Now what? you want a raise?
Maybe, after another couple days
Order more decorations to cover the walls with
And take remaining appendages out of the ball pits
When bodies start rotting, you'll know for sure
Take your mind off it with another high score
Then we'll have a performance, you and Freddy together
At this family franchise that'll go on forever!
Come on down to Freddy's, we'll suck the soul out of you!
A work shift can be deadly, but we'll bring you back to life soon
Maximize the casualties, at this point we're gonna get sued
And before you can leave, clean all the carpets with bleach
And we'll make a monster of you!
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JT Machinima Now Hiring At Freddy's Comments
Omg this is so dark but it makes sense lmao haha
I remembered the phone guy trying to hide the events of Freddy's, the music was very good, congratulations.
My mom said I need a job and I love your videos keep making more videos 👍🏻
Anybody else realize that he turned into purple guy at the end?
Damn this is so good!!
And you make a good william 😂
Can I de in one
I 💖 yours video
If I heard the tune I thought it would be a kids show not a slaughter song
Marinara for frozen pizzas? 🤔
1:26
What type of restaurant don`t have a restroom?
whats scarier? The guy or the animatronics?
I want a job at Freddy Fazbear's 2 Jayden
Video: **Starts**
**Cuphead starts playing **
Me: Wait a minute. Wait a god damn minute!
Golly, (even though I'm not a big JT fan), I actually laughed uncontrollably on parts the video itself (along with the song too), with some of JT's face expressions, lol. 😅
Also, the melody and sounds in the song combination with the look of the arcade areas are actually a pretty cool combo too.
Murder, danger with animatronics,missing kids sign me up!
This is bizarred
i hate the vid cuz blood is justrgewg.
As de Halloween y no fui porque la
I love how the employees all look soul-less and I absolutely adore the uncanny lip synching the dead bodies do! Definitely one of my favorites! ^^
The thumbnail is wholesome
*I Think This Guys Has A Murderer Ghost Child Animatronic Kink, Thats Normal.......Right?*
Don't listen to them
Now hiring at Freddy's
What was the beep beepity beep at the start in the ad on the tv before the song starts
El video es algo raro pero la cancion es muy buena y bakan 😘
If you have the Freddy head Freddy won't have it
But this kinda looks like the banana splits movie ;-;
This should be in the freddy fazbears movie!
This is the kind of job you would want but not want at the same time.
NO!!!!!!
3:59 you more like poo
0:00 - 0:06 - tell me this song plz
Was he just smoking
When afton doesnt know how to get any employees because of all the murders so he makes a fun song to summarize the rest of your miserable existence. Either that or he has been working in a kids restaurant with the same songs on constantly and he forgot how to human and thats just how he communicates now.
3:39 look like he drunk
This is the best FNaF video I have ever seen I also love how we can see him slowly slip into insanity
Never thought I would see Freddy smoking a cigar
DO NOT SWARE!!!!!!!!!
Ja entonses el hombre morado sufrio la misma situacion mas la perdida de sus hijos
I want to work there please I don't care if I get hurt just buy lefty
You nincompoop
I love this song
Come on now to freeeeedys
Who in their right mind would work there?
Happy 2nd Anniversary to this song!
This was the coolest video every made
This song is better than every fnaf song ever (maybe not the first one by living tombstone)
What do you like better?
Like: Minecraft animation.
Comment: Live action version.
I'm scared that all looks real and I'm a 4 year old.
"If a kid ends up dead, make all the witnesses next" Jesus okey
I want job
Accident do happen then the women in background falls over
I lmao’d when he mouthed I LOVE YOU to Freddy with the bloody eyes
Freddy bonnie chica Foxy hiiii 😍😍😍
love the blood and music
I love you
2:53 when he rips the paper thats what i do if a a bad grade at school
Your day? if not the games and forth song
I wish to join with you JT ^w^
Imagine if this got aired as a ad on TV
I bet not many people would work here
It would be really cool!
*Grabs a full gallon on gasoline and a lighter*
William:DON’T COME ON DOWN TO FREDDY’S
SO RANDOM THIS SONG
nice make
poor couple n his throat was cut
Why does this reminds me of the dayshifts at Freddy’s? Old sport
*O L D S P O R T*
Nice job on that
Not going for a job with you NOPE
i´d love to get a job here
Hey bro in my country the song of fnaf song you made the military country our after guys fnaf song sorry our military is strong more avanced weapons and suits the news in our is now attracing the people 10 persent of place the nuke 2s are coming
It was a good song
Hire me plz
No nooooo!! It's a scraps!!
Give me the job or I’ll send Molten Freddy after you😈
i do want to but i dont want to get sued and im 10
And remember when brutally murdering someone do it with a smile
I won't dis
This is probably the most longest commercial in history AND the commercial world is the most souls collected.
Allianz job
Tis is my faivorit fnaf 6 song
This is scary af
Super happy man, sketchy building, happy jingle.
Yeah, I'd work there
seth be like in his brain : why
Fix this now
I am ready to listen to this music 100 times
talk about morbid.... but beautiful xD
That feeling when Joseph Seed comes to modern world and he is on the drugs.
Gamers know what Iam talking about.
This is an amazing song!
He looks like a crack-addicted jacksepticeye.
"Don't get blood on the carpets it's easier cleaning the tiles"
Well I guess he's not wrong....
Hey where do I apply I really need some money and this doesn’t look too bad
That guy is Micheal
a.k.a the bald one
O-O what did i see
the boss acts like he’s the purple guy