Joyner Lucas - Panda Remix Lyrics
Aye yo I'm tired of this fucking beat
Aye yo, how many of y'all niggas
How many of y'all niggas gotta do this beat?
I'm gonna kill this fucking panda, man...
I don't stand alone
I just wanna wrap my fucking hands across
Stab the head, and break the fucking panda's jaw
Burn em up and turn the fucking candles on
Choke em, beat em, put a couple hammers on em
Dab on a nigga while I'm standing on em
Kick him, punch him, throw him, make him slam the wall
Tie him to a cannon, make a cannon ball
Into the ocean, make him suffer too
Nigga this is fucking animal abuse
I'mma kill the panda till he bloody too
I'll make him black and blue, fuck the black and white
I don't fuck with niggas like a pack of dykes
Eat the panda bitch, I got an appetite
I'm out this world, I swear that I'm a satellite
How many rappers gotta try to pay me?
Tired of hearing niggas on the same beat
Time to kill the panda in my old pajamas, flying to Atlanta in the same week
What's a panda to a fucking polar bear?
A gorilla to a monkey, tiger to a puppy, lion to a kitten, wolf to a pigeon, shark to a fish and snake to an infant
Alligator in the water wet
Joyner Lucas to a dinosaur and pet
They ain't know that I'm Tyrannosaurus Rex
Cut the panda up and rip apart his neck
I ain't doing interviews and autographs
I don't like the way you talking all of that
I should fuck your bitch and never call her back
I'd go down in history as an artifact
But...
I'm tired of this fucking panda song
I just wanna wrap my fucking hands across
Stab the head, and break the fucking panda's jaw
Burn em up and turn the fucking candles on
Choke em, beat em, put a couple hammers on em
Dab on a nigga while I'm standing on em
Kick him, hit him, make him slam the wall
Tie him to a cannon, make a cannon ball
Into the ocean, make him suffer too
Nigga this is fucking animal abuse
Animal cruelty on the fucking news
I'mma kill the panda till he bloody too
That's a bloody mess, that's a bloody death
Tell them niggas hating on me, "suck a dick"
I ain't satisfied until I get to smash J-Lo and give her ass a couple kids
I’ve been on Animal Planet, I got my hands on the phantom
I kill it again, and nobody gotta hand me a Grammy
God damnit I barely don’t even want to hear what they planning
I sit in a Pana' again and then I blam with the hammer
The man with a plan, you looking at the man in the mirror
The man with a killer that drill a nigga straight in the building
I hang with realest, I really wanna handle my business
I get it, I get it. I gotta get it. Damn it, I did it
I’m out of this commodity
‘Bout'a be outta there, hotter than riding inside of a driver seat at Leh and Ladakh
How did we get out of them out of a prodigy, nigga
All I ever wanted was to hit the lottery, nigga
All eyes on me and they gotta be, nigga
Swear to God, 2Pac could be proud of me nigga
All I know is the fire burning inside of me, nigga
All I ever could be is real as I gotta be, nigga
But why you all wanna act hard?
Where I'm from we get it popping in the backyard
Now everybody wanna run up on the back door
Half pussy half bitch, you a cat-dog
Let me see you do the cat daddy on a black Caddy
Shorty got a fat fattie and flat belly
All she do is lap giving if she act petty
I'll kill a panda, throw that nigga off a balcony for running his mouth to me
And y'all done got me mad
I'mma put the panda in a body bag
What you doing 'round here? Why you standing 'round?
Why you niggas tryna lollygag?
You ain't got a life and you proud of that?
All you wanna know is where the molly at
All you hoes think about is Prada bags
I done killed the panda, where Desiigner at? (Nigga)
But this is not a diss, don't call it that
I'm just giving all you pandas hepatitis, cancer, HIV and a heart attack
All you broke bitches need to call a cab
Cause I ain't..
Yo, stop rapping over this Goddamn beat cause I ain't too fond of that
Look
I'm tired of this fucking panda song
I don't stand alone
I just wanna wrap my fucking hands across
Stab the head, and break the fucking panda's jaw
Burn em up and turn the fucking candles on
Choke em, beat em, put a couple hammers on em
Dab on a nigga while I'm standing on em like
Like, like this (brrraaaa)
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Joyner Lucas Panda Remix Comments
Eminem ft joyner lucas?
You Kill it bro
Lyrics:
Are you kidding me?!
After this massacre, damn
I should delete all my mumble rap songs
This got bloody😝😜
Knock knock...
-who's there ??
... 1:35
-oh ok...
PETA left the chat
Man is gonna make Panda Express go bankrupt.
Been a fan since this song
@Scorching Ember hahaha I've been a fan of Joyner since 2014 he's my idol ADHD for life he's also the reason I started rapping sub too me @ Lil Gumdrop
@FaZe XoTic I'll check it out
He said on here hes killing nick cannon. 2 years before cannons weak disses to em. 🤣🤣🤣
Somebody call PITA ☠️🐼
Who came here after adhd music vid
What’s a panda to a poler bear
AY YO PETA... WHERE YOU AT
1:37 when your teacher is trying to tell you your homework but trying to fit it all in a 2 minute time span but you still forget what they said.
Bro that last verse/flow is crazy af.
The best \(◎o◎)/
*The World Wildlife Federation wants to know your location.*
Joyner: I kinda feel bad for killing panda😂 hahahha
He is like hitman
killing targets one by one
shoutout to the best rapper of all time Tupac
Joyner Lucas is the MAIN reason why great pandas are endangered
Killed it. Drop the mic🎤
Damn he destroyed his career! Panda who?
I'm 10,001 comment
It ain't go viral but original panda is streaming everywhere
1:37, is all I have to say
this song is banned in china
1:38 best part, when he starts rapping fast >:)
Come on tory! 😂
This is Americas ss
Current rappers: Release a song and hope joyner doesn't remix that!!!
Speech 100
💯🔥🔥🔥
01:38 🔥
Who here in 1978?
this song murders the original
Joyner's remixes are like the upgraded version of the originals
Rap/Hip Hop!
Showed this to my fat friend
It burned his calories
🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🏻🤘🏻
"half pussy half bitch you a catdog" -nice
Lick if u lick this song
You n me both Joyner!
I love how much Joyner helps us he always makes an English version of songs when we can't understand these dick heads! 😂
Dude Joyner spit more barz in this than Desiigner has his whole life
Dj called has just left the chat
What did the panda do to u
Joyer is soooo fucking underrated....
CorruptCarrot hmmm almost 3mil subs thats not underrated and an eminem feature
Tipo Eminem 👌
Esse é bom
PETA wants to know your location
Showed this to my panda. Now hes terrified. nice job joyner
I showed this to a panda at the zoo... He said what did I do?
Eminem got competition
1:50 his lung be like this is impossible :
joyner : no its not
Broooo🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If Joyner Lucas remix any mumble rapper’s song it’s not considered your song anymore
Maaan im ded
Joyner is Desiigners English translator
Me bumping this song: 🔥🥵🔥
Everyone else at the zoo: 🤨
Animal abuse ;-;
1:37 When you try to explain technology to your grandparents.
Listened to this randomly started doing push-ups and did for most of the song and I’m a skinny mf now I’m working out really hard everyday thanks Joyner
The song got a whole lot better!!!
Bro Joyner's in jail run
My friend: why
Me: he commited 3rd degree murder
My friend: on who
Me: a panda,dessigner, and the rest of the mumble rap industry
Desiigner*
0:51 according to We Bare Bears brothers i guess...
Got damn!!!!!!
Ima call peta
Joyner killed Maskoff, Panda, Gucci Gang, Look Alive, Bank Account AND Suge. Undeserving hit killer.
Don't forget DNA
Lol its like BLEHHHHHHHHHH instead of trrrrrraaaaa
[Intro]
Yeah, Joyner
Woo
Ayo I'm tired of this fucking beat
Ayo, how many of y'all niggas
How many of y'all niggas gotta do this beat?
I'm gonna kill this fucking panda, man
I'm done
[Chorus 1]
I'm tired of this fucking panda song
I don't stand alone
I just wanna wrap my fucking hands across
Stab the head, and break the fucking panda's jaw
Burn em up and turn the fucking candles on
Choke em, beat em, put a couple hammers on em
Dab on a nigga while I'm standing on em
Kick him, punch him, throw him, make him slam the wall
Tie him to a cannon, make him a cannon ball
Into the ocean, make him suffer too
Nigga this is fucking animal abuse
Animal cruelty on the fucking news
I'mma kill the panda till he bloody too
[Verse 1: Joyner Lucas]
I'll make him black and blue, fuck the black and white
I don't fuck with niggas like a pack of dykes
Eat the panda bitch, I got an appetite
I'm out this world, I swear that I'm a satellite
How many rappers gotta try to pay me?
Tired of hearing niggas on the same beat
Time to kill the panda in my old pajamas, flying to Atlanta in the same week
What's a panda to a fucking polar bear?
A gorilla to a monkey, tiger to a puppy, lion to a kitten, wolf to a pigeon, shark to a fish and snake to an infant
Alligator in the water wet
Joyner Lucas to a dinosaur and pet
They ain't know that I'm Tyrannosaurus Rex
Cut the panda up and rip apart his neck
I ain't doing interviews and autographs
I don't like the way you talking all of that
I should fuck your bitch and never call her back
I'd go down in history as an artifact
But...
[Chorus 2]
I'm tired of this fucking panda song
I just wanna wrap my fucking hands across
Stab the head, and break the fucking panda's jaw
Burn em up and turn the fucking candles on
Choke em, beat em, put a couple hammers on em
Dab on a nigga while I'm standing on em
Kick him, hit him, make him slam the wall
Tie him to a cannon, make a cannon ball
Into the ocean, make him suffer too
Nigga this is fucking animal abuse
Animal cruelty on the fucking news
I'mma kill the panda till he bloody too
[Verse 2]
That's a bloody mess, that's a bloody death
Tell them niggas hating on me, "suck a dick"
I ain't satisfied until I get to smash J-Lo and give her ass a couple kids
I’ve been on Animal Planet, I got my hands on the phantom
I kill it again, and nobody gotta hand me a Grammy
God damnit I barely don’t even want to hear what they planning
I sit in a Pana' again and then I blam with the hammer
The man with a plan, you looking at the man in the mirror
The man with a killer that drill a nigga straight in the building
I hang with realest, I really wanna handle my business
I get it, I get it. I gotta get it. Damn it, I did it
I’m out of this commodity
‘Bout'a be outta there, hotter than riding inside of a driver seat at Leh and Ladakh
How did we get out of them out of a prodigy, nigga
All I ever wanted was to hit the lottery, nigga
All eyes on me and they gotta be, nigga
Swear to God, 2Pac could be proud of me nigga
All I know is the fire burning inside of me, nigga
All I ever could be is real as I gotta be, nigga
But why you all wanna act hard?
Where I'm from we get it popping in the backyard
Now everybody wanna run up on the back door
Half pussy half bitch, you a cat-dog
Let me see you do the cat daddy on a black Caddy
Shorty got a fat fattie and flat belly
All she do is lap giving if she act petty
I'll kill a panda, throw that nigga off a balcony for running his mouth to me
And y'all done got me mad
I'mma put the panda in a body bag
What you doing 'round here? Why you standing 'round?
Why you niggas tryna lollygag?
You ain't got a life and you proud of that?
All you wanna know is where the molly at
All you hoes think about is Prada bags
I done killed the panda, where Desiigner at? (Nigga)
But this is not a diss, don't call it that
I'm just giving all you pandas hepatitis, cancer, HIV and a heart attack
All you broke bitches need to call a cab
Cause I ain't (laughs)
Yo, stop rapping over this Goddamn beat cause I ain't too fond of that
Look
[Chorus 3]
I'm tired of this fucking panda song
I don't stand alone
I just wanna wrap my fucking hands across
Stab the head, and break the fucking panda's jaw
Burn em up and turn the fucking candles on
Choke em, beat em, put a couple hammers on em
Dab on a nigga while I'm standing on em like
Like, like this (brrraaaa)
I really hate joyner
He just killed a PANDA!!!!
I LOVE how Tech N9ne was like “I had a few verses ready to remix the Panda song, then Joyner dropped his and I heard it and told my people to scrap that shit”
really ?
TROIZIEM OKTAV yep
2019???????
you really overkilled it!!
My ears on 🔥 #bars
*Kung Fu Panda
joyner: i want to kill the panda
chinese government: what-
Who else thinks joyner needs to be on wild n out
Kill the sion gmc Jeep unless it’s wide body flying helicopter subramines nuclear
Oh my god honestly this guy has that much talent
Eminem has to hand the throne over to him
Shiiiiiit this was good
if Joyner killed the panda
Desiigner tickled the panda
If this gets 100 likes, I'll send this to peta
The remix that ended all remixes
DAMN HE GOTZ BARZ
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWMMMMMNNNNNNN
He sounds like a WAY BETTER Ice T😂😂😂
Thanks youtube for recommending this 3 YEARS LATE
Not bad, but i'ma be honest, i think Dax did this one better.
When he said "I swear to god 2pac would be proud of me nigga" I got so HYPE I PUNCHED THE DOOR OFF MY BATHROOM. it still is F'd up and it was still worth it. By "Where I'm from we get in poppin in the back yard" was said...I about damn near set my house on fire!! 🤣🤣
He underrated for sure
Not bad
damn joyner bodied this remix #panda aint no more
finally found the original song HAHA
https://youtu.be/d8puYByucpM check out my remix for this song
YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST RAPPERS EVER!!!!
Kill that damn panda
Your song that you rapped you said tell them niggas Hatten on me suck a dick that's the exact thing to my friend your welcome joyner I did that to my friend so the next rap songs it will be fire because I like fire songs I did that for you please make fire songs joyner I believe in you joyner
Huh what? Last I checked this is the original :P
Bro wtf joyner can spit mad fast like its nothing