Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective 3 Lyrics

its 2020 jon, could you pretty please find the time to supply the internet with a wtf 4?

please jon give us wtf 4.. or atleast a mc confusing single...

MC Well At least You Tried, it's just very average like that Every Day Normal Guy.

MC Jokes Are Stale As Fuck, make a 4th, give a fuck and please don't suck.

MC TWENTY TWEN TWEN TWEN, Come On Jon how long as it been? Please quit jerking off to Curling and Avril Lavigne or you'll have to face off with me like Gustavo Fring.

Please make another one.. these are so great!

Still waiting for WTF Collective 4 in 2020

Still waiting for wtf collective 4

You should collab with Sam Hyde

MC Uses Time Machines Irresponsibly is best MC :)

good job jon!

I'm MC Waitin impatiently, I just finished version 1,2 and 3.
I hope Joey comes back for a wtf part 4,
But why would he do that, when he and "wolfie" is on tour

almost 2020 and still here bitches!!

If you only take away one lesson from this video, let it be this....


"Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese"

Peace off Bitches

"my shit's like a gay republican, its not planning on coming out"
-MC Constipation 2011


These words are prophetic

2019? I remember listening to the first wtf when I was like 12 lol, good times

WTF 1, 2, 3 .. perfection!

so this was what vanish doing before deadpool 2

Can you imagine him dropping this now, in 2019? Snowflakes freaking out eeeeverywhere.

"If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored" that line really had my sides launched into orbit

WTF COLLECTIVE 4..CANT SPELL COLLECTIVE WITHOUT.....VAGINA.

"peace off..."

what am i doing wrong ??

MC uses time machines irresponsibly XD

A true lyrical genius

Constipated guy had bars

Gtfo i never knew there was pt. 3

Who here is listening in 2019? 🔥

Wow julian bam einfach wow😐😒

It's me MC meme people always making jokes and laughing at meme, once upon a time I had a wet dream that I'd go viral in a YouTubers stream. but what the hell I'm still loving it in 2019.

I think MC On The Phone With Ted Danson has gotta be my favourite of all time.

2019 WTF

MC chorus guy turned zombie cracked the shit outta me laughing 😂😂😂😂

1:59 , 2:04 the plane ruined the shot :(

dude jeff clooney wow
he is a huge

Snoop dogg impersonation was on point!

This song was released 10 years ahead of its time

Wtf u are legend

Honestly your talent for this is really beyond words. Let all the MCs in the comments be a testament to how hard it is to make a good character. That said you know I've got to give it a try.
YO It's MC haven't washed my hands in 2 years,
when I go for a handshake, I always leave smears,
I might smell really bad, just like a dead antelope,
but its a small price to pay, compared to paying for soap,
and with the money I've saved, I could afford a snowmobile,
*_Drives off_*
wait a minute, how am I supposed to grip the wheel?
*_CRASH_*

Its just a guy haveing sex with a dead boddy
Me: what the fuck man😂😂

When I discuss with someone: 00:41

This man is Oliver Trees dad

Yo! It's MC Necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at? Crashing funerals, just so I can get a wiff of that - Decomposing bodies send my favorite aphrodisiac.

MC Vagina would have killed the chorus. With guns. Pow.

MC On the Phone with Ted Danson is still the funniest shit 7 years later

I swear

MC Necrophiliac has the best verse lol

MC Constipation

Yo it’s MC Lick My Balls
Lick my balls bitch

2019 and still no #4... Where is it jon?

Collective 4, come on, MC Confusing and MC Everyday Normal Guy collaboration.

MC Invisible is hilarious. Love it

Kinda felt bad for the chorus guy

Did i just see a guy raping himself?

"Where you going?!"

Delaurian

1:19 snoop lajoie dog

2:09 - 2:21
best rap part on earth

jon after so many year! those are still my TOP 10 EVER youtube songs :D god bless U! :D

I hoped that MC vagina be singing the chorus 😔

JOn is the only one who make me dance in my seat in 2019.

AGAIN... WE WANT AND NEED WTF COLECTIVE 4!!

MC Necrophiliac.

Do you mean... Horrorcore?

My favorite flow is MC GETS SIDE TRACKED EASILY! Niceeee flow!

World need WTF Collective 4 more then ever

I'm MC always lies on his taxes
I donated a billion dollars to charity
And I have a hundred kids
My income this year was in the negatives
Now let's open this letter. It's from the IRS. SHIT!

If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored......

Is this guy marshmallow?

MC Constipation surprisingly has awesome flow

Mc who couldn't speak in the present tense is maybe the funniest shit I've ever heard

WTF 4 in 2019? (:

2:45 Rick and Morty????

chorus guy is so funny eheheheheheh so desperate

YO I'm MC Where's WTF 4?
I keep visiting this site hoping for more
It's been 8 years now my life is a bore
I need some fresh Lajoie, please Jon say "Sure!"

I need you to do a comedy come-back, no one else on Youtube is as funny as you

Yo I'm super duper MC Feminist
Everyday and night all I am is pissed
I eat and eat till no one else is bigger
but say a word about ir and you will trigger
my fat acceptance 50 minute speach
I'll preach and preach until you'll drink bleach
Yo im all about that precious e-q-wality
until guys i'm slapping slap me back oh the hugh-manatee
My hair displays more colour than a 4k flat tv
Even rainbows weep themselves to sleep after looking at me
Guys, scales logic or reality make me depressed
ugly truth is proof that it's me that is opressed
So I'm fighting with all my might against toxic masculinity
while shaming every sexy woman for their internal misogynity
No I'm not jealous of what those bimbos got for sale
And men dont go for me not cause I'm like a whale
When I get off the shower and step on my scale
I hear a loud shreaking noise and it sounds like a wail
Little bitch mass display device
Show 200 pounds less or I'll add 3 buckets of creamy ice

Ah, 2011... When Dexter was still somewhat good...

Jon can you answer me and send me a message

I want to kill myself just to be fucked by MC Necrophiliac

Давненько я не слышал чего-то достойного ))

What the heck 😂Delusion idiots

MC NECROPHILIAC
WHERE ALL MY DEAD BODIES AT

This dude just tackled and raped himself. Let that sink in.

I only have one question. If MC fatigue is just 4 meters away from Chorus Guy's body, why cant we see him when MC Necrophilia found it? :P

this guy is the shittiest goddamn talentless asshole ive ever heard, I literally bump his shit rolling down the street, windows down, not giving a fuck wtf is happening takeit back to the chorus guy

Mc invisible 😂😂omg I'm dead

JonLajoie doing selfcest

Hahahahahaha Necrophiliac is Necro perfectly

6 years ago o.O

He is a great rappee!

el buen jon lajoie, cambiaste viejo :c

WE WANT WTF COLLECTIVE 4!

2018 still waiting!

Miss his old music videos

MC Constipation and MC Craps His Pants Frequently should form a group