Jon Lajoie - Very Super Famous Lyrics
Aw, yeah, drop the beats
In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world
Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am
Because...
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit
All around the world, people know who I am
Even in the Chinese countries like Japan
North, South, East, West, to East
I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans
In the France language, girls say, "Montre-moi tes génitaux!"
Spanish girls also say things, but I don't know
What they're talking about 'cause I don't speak Spanish at all
But they're probably talking about how my penis is super not-small
I led the Vaginist Revolution in Russia
They call me the Cockadile Hunter in Australia
Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises--I don't; I do chicks
In Iraq they found WMD's--Women on My Dick
I'm Osama Bin-Semen, the vaginal terrorist
On 69/11, I took down two chicks
And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own
Sorry, I just watched "Loose for Change," the pornspiracy video
German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea
By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period--that's right
I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight
In England, the girls ask me to be or not to be
The person who will take their anal virginity
I always do, but I still make sure to use a condom
'Cause my sperm's so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit
If a lot of people know who you are, it means you're a talented artist
In order to be super-famous, you have to be the most smartest
When I'm on the red carpets or at celebrity parties
Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on Smarties
More people know me than there are people on the Earth
In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words
Even in the countries where people die 'cause they're so poor
They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store
'Cause I'm more famous than food--that's right, you heard me
More people know me than there are people who know how to eat
I'm more famous than mountains, I'm more famous than watches
And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless
I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast
All over your face until your head flies back
Back, back and to the left, back, back and to the left
For your safety, wear a helmet and a semen-proof vest
Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick
It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip
My sex moves are like the movie "Die Hard With A Vengeance"
They're awesome...and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit
The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt
'Cause even though I'm Canadian, I'm more famous than Canada
I'll light a dick-fire to warm up your cold vagina-hands
Then I'll cover you in white like the Klu-Klux Klan
All the Mexicans love me down in South America
From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria
I'm Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants
I'm Fidel Asstro, the Dictator of Ass
I'm Sodomy Hussein, the King of Being Hung
I'm Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum
I'm President Hard-as-a-Rock Obama
I'm reforming the health care system--wait, that wasn't sexual...
Proparopzzi follows me every day of my life
I'm like Princess Diana except I am alive
I'm like AIDS, everyone has heard of me
I'm Happiest Inside Vagina, I got HIV
I'm on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspaper
Reads, "Hide Your Daughter! MC Vagina's Gonna Rape Her!"
Whoa, whoa, what? I, I didn't write that
[Sorry, sorry, that was me, my bad]
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist
I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!)
Very super-famous
You are not, so you are shit
Aw yeah, fame is like a tree: It helps you get pussy
For all you French ladies out there, "Le feu sur le cheval était brisée...Bitches."
I'm outta here, I'm going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy and Brad Pitts
Peace off!
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Jon Lajoie Very Super Famous Comments
"In the planet of earth, I'm the most famous person in the world. Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am"
New insta bio. I know you all know me
This is what I hear when anyone plays a rap song
It took me until now to get the Saddam Hussein line oh my god.
Why did this guy stop making videos? It's a sad world without M.C. Vagina
Classic Jon make more music mydude!!!
Who's still jamming this masterpiece in 2020?
The WTC b7 reference. lol
0:39 he predicted sjw
2020 is a fcking good year to me I just discover this guy
Just?! How have you lives the past 10+ years not quoting his random raps? Hahaha
Yeah have you listened show me your genitals?
2020 is a fcking good year to me I just discover this guy
"Aww yeah. Drop the beats." - Taco
fun from Algeria go and fuck the bitch super sex hero
Nick cannon too scared to make a diss track
Too Lilly bitch
“Franksquirter” lol
Still better than Nick Cannon.
“A lot of people know that I exist.”
Yeah, this one is way too long.
Antonio Brown be like
Everyone knows who I am, even the people who don’t know who I am.
1 day ago?! God damn man I thought I was the only one reliving their childhood for at least a month
sperms are famous that can make you pregnant in bum 😂🔥✌️
Cring Bitch
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
It's like the video looks worse with better quality, vote for the old quality back
how my penis is super not small
haha this is what I hear when most hip hop is playing!
Anyone here in 2020?
Montre moi tes génitauses
“Im like princess diana, except I’m alive”
My favorite line
*WHY YOUTUBE*
Wmd! Lmao 😂😂
MC Vagina is the dopest rapper
Magic blood
"The Eiffel Tower is alot like my dick. It's big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip"
Lmao
anyone here in 2019?
In Iraq they found WMD'S --- women on my dick.....OMG.
I have absolutely no idea who this guy is and why youtube just showed me this right now
Because you are special!
Walter das Trevas yes I am!
Back back and to the left
Back back and to the left
The beginning, he pulls up with 3 sad bitches!! 😆😂🤣😂🤣
Stillll listening
it took me 2 minutes to realize his t-shirt matches the background
MC VAGINA up in this shit!
Lowkey that WMD line was fucking dope
Yes but no
Mmm
Its funny, this is almost 10 years old but this is an accurate portrayal of our social media culture.
Donald Trump's internal monologue in musical form.
gusZ77 go fuck yourself
Aww yeah still watchin in 2019
Anyone watching in late 2019
All the dislikes are from people who want to be very super famous... but are just not very super famous
Aww yeah drop them beats
When he said “you have to be super smarter” I felt that
are you the real Adam Sandler?
@no youtube name yes he is
I like this guy is he still alive...???
You are a LEGEND - in your own mind!
It's a matter of opinion -
and it's only your opinion that matters.
It's mind over matter,
and
IF you don't "mind" then
IT don't matter!
.
Every rap ever
you are not so you are shit
2019 anyone?
Those girls look depressed
Thumbs up if you would totally hit the fat chick.
I just realised he must have got his shirt from rockos modern life
Something IS RIGHT if this has 8 million views
Back back and to the left hahahahaha
im hardasarock obama
a seamen proofvest
"if you wanna hang out with me make sure Your panties are crotchless" haahha
"in the planet of earth i am the most famous person of the world"
Omg this dude is greaaaat
Hide your daughter cuz MC vagina's gonna rape her, bro😂😂😂😂😂
Dudes a YouTube legend
Still a banger almost 9 years later
I’m offensive and I find this feminist lmao... Jon lajoie is amazing actually ❤️
The target demographic for your content are socialy akward teenage boys... And thats just me 7 years ago and still today
Why is this so true omg XD
So wait the Eiffel Tower burns in the tip if you put soap in it. I'm gonna have to try this
"Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don't know who I am" FIRE
Im here in 2019🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When your name is in the math question
This guys amazing
Even those fat bitches look bored 😂😂
He said they save up to buy my Album instead of going to the Grocery Store😂😂😂
"I'm Fidel Ass-tro, the dick-tator of ass" XD
Here 8 years later to remember 69/11 never forget the vaginal terrorist .
Who still listening in 2019?
Right here.
2019 anybody?
How do those girls not laugh during the video shoot!?!!?😆
This is amazing! Thank you Taco!
why is it age restricted.....
They try to make it less famous
This song goes hard
Steve ! Be my friend 😂
Some videos just don't get old.
i feel like those girl wanna die
Don't worry, they are on the inside
This video is entirely factual, Jon's wikipedia page confirms it.
Best part of the vid is the Cabrio.
the racist joke i will be using from now : chinese countries like japan
this is just too funny when u get all the references
I blast most of your songs from my conveyance just because I just don't care what anyone thinks.
Fan forever
4:15 LMAO