Johnny Paycheck - Colorado Kool-Aid Lyrics

This song makes me wanna switch from miller to the Colorado koolaid

Tonight when I'm at the bar, imma order a Colorado koolaid. See if the waitress knows what it is?

I like hearing some of this stuff. And I ain't usually listened to this stuff. Lol

One many Awesome Song's 📻 and Music 💪 from Mr. Paycheck 🙂 An American legend and Hero 🇺🇸💪 Great Singer 📻 Songwriter 👌👍 RIP 🇨🇱🇺🇸

Colorado cool aid never heard that now that’s what I’m calling Coors haha

he's got one hell of a beard

Uouuuuufygy Ivey Hargrove Uribe udrih offering crib drugs

hahaha "he just didnt give a dern"
Love itt

Now this.......is country

Moral of the story is...don't fuck with mexicans.

you either have music in your blood or you have autotune like the crap thats played today this is almost and i do mean just ALMOST a dead artform

I'm Mexican and my favorite music is Country. We're all cowboys here

When does the sing start why is he just talking

That is a piss poor song

funniest song ever. so cruel!

this song cheers me right up. love it

Heading to Texas this summer packing two pair knife proof ear muffs

Did Shel Silverstein write this?

Mitch call me honey please 3963so I can talk to you for a few minutes I dont want anybody to get mad at me I know Hillary hates me and I dont know why i never done anything to her i try to be friends with her and the other one to I'm trying i cantvhelpmit cause i cant come up there and get you right now but when I get better i will unless you want to come on down you are more than welcome to honey and you know that well.i want you to call me you can call me if you dont call then I know that dont want to talk to me love you love.me forever always my love xo xo xo xo xo xo

I used to listen to this when I was a kid. Used to tell my dad I wanted Colorado Kool Aid. He gave me regular kool aid. Lol.

The little mexican man!!!!😁😁😁😁😁no such thing!!!! just ask your wife gringo😁😁😁😁😁😁

442 people can't hear , not on this side anyway

I love it!!!

Good song but the irony!! And the irony of my msg... If you cut my ear off in a bar, i'll laugh with you and say if you wanted my ear so bad id cut it off myself

I want to walk into my favorite dive bar and yell, “Hey Barmaid!” Just want to see her reaction...

bring this big feller a box of bandaids

Well, I was sittin' in this beer joint down in Houston, Texas
Was drinkin' Colorado Cool-Aid and talkin' to some Mexicans
An' we was, what's that you say?
What's Colorado Cool-Aid?

Well, it's a can of Coors brewed from a mountain stream
It'll set you head on fire an' make your kidneys scream
Oh, it sure is fine
Yeah, we was havin' ourselves one of them real good times

But you know every beer joint that you've ever been in
Some big, mean drunk who just ain't got no friend
Sure enough, he wants to fight
Yeah, he's gonna whip everything in sight

Well, he took him a big cold swallow of beer
And he walked over and spit in my Mexican friends ear
And sure enough that made my buddy real mad
That's somethin' like he ain't never had

Well, Sir, he pulled out a big, long switch blade knife
Quick as a whistle he began to slice
That big mean drunk stood back, his face full of tears
Lookin' down at the floor, an' one of his ears

Ha, he cut that thing off even with the sideburns
You might say the little Mexican fella, he just didn't give a darn
But he was a gentleman about it
An' bent over and with a half way grin
Picked it up and handed it back to him

He said, "Now big man, you get the urge to spit a little beer
"Just open up your hand there and spit it in your own ear
Won't be no trouble that way", that's what I heard him say

And I said, "Barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Cool-Aid
While you're up there, bring this big fella here, a box of Bandaids"

Now let me tell you if you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas
And decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Cool-Aid
An' maybe talk to some Mexicans
An' you get the urge to get a little tough
Better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear-muff

Hey, ain't that right, big man? I said ain't that right big man?
Ah, hell he can't hear, not on this side anyway, he ain't got no ear

Hey barmaid, bring us all a big, tall glass of that Colorado Cool-Aid
How about it?
How you doin', big man? Still got your ear there in your hand?

This music reminds me of my pops🎼🎼🎼❤️

Love the Kool aid song!!!!wooow hooooo

Was Coors tough back in the day? Now it seems like any of em..

"Get the urge to spit a little beer" 😂

My lord my daddy loved this song God bless him. I’m gonna do a remake on my channel. Especially in his honor. Thanks I Loved it.

This CUUURRRSSSS goes up to you my brotha from anotha motha love ya bloodhound RIP

yep about 18 into a case of a can of coors brewed from a cool mountian strae

drinking some coors right now

What a great song about bud light lol

nah this is coors, come on

@sofacus was a joke lol. I'm drinking a colorado kool aid right now

....but he was a gentleman about it!

An old friend. RIP

Saw Paycheck 1980 in Lakeside California at the Big Oak Ranch. Rock Kritzer, the guy who ran the venue, went to prison for trying to kill somebody..his xwife I thnk Without question one of the great shows I've ever seen

MAN, FUCK COLORADO!!!!
THIS CALIFORNIA, BITCH!!!!
THIS SONG IS DUMB!!!
DEAL WITH IT, BITCH!!!!

"BIG Man" fucked with the wrong Mexican.

I'm picturing Machete saying this.

Hindi song old song

yee haw pa paw

Best blues ever

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love this song. My dad would play this on the jukebox when we would go drinkin’ together at the bar. Great times.

Ain’t that right big man ?

Reminds me of "Big Bad John"

way better than that pop country shit

good beer drinkin music

Great classic song!

LOL, heard it before, but listen everytime I come across it, just for the laughs! Thanks, Jay!

Great classic song 2018 👍

Johnny was a great singer and songwriter who never got the airplay or recognition he deserved should have been in the hall of fame years ago

I was in my teens and now in my 60 still love it good bless

One great recital. Wouldn't hear such a tune being written today.

Good stuff

God I miss so many in my life gone...great people

Makes me glad that I have both my ears.

"Hey ain't that right big man! Ain't that right big man! Hell he can't hear, not on that side anyway, he ain't got no ear!" -Johnny Paycheck

Talking to some Mexicans. Lmao!!!! I love it

Love this song! He was a true story teller! RIP Johnny...miss you.

He wasn't a badass. Listen to him in the early days. He was keeping up with the days.

He shot a man in the head lol..

fine tune

Anyone else think he sounds like Red Sovine in this song?

WOW... haven't heard this song n a long long time.. Good song.. 👍👍

Anthony saying best pool aid country is my drug no 1

Dude. Lay off the Colorado kool aid

Said ain't that right big man, bring me a tall glass of kool aid

to bad we can't do this anymore, sure would clear up some people's problems

“Awh hell he can’t hear not on this side anyway he ain’t go no ear!” Classic Paycheck!!!🇺🇸

sitting here talkin to some Mexicans

Honest is real. I believe he played with Jimmy Hendrix in the early days. Good friends as well

Good music dont have to be sung

Fantastic song......only Johnny Paycheck!

That has to be one of the poorest written songs I have ever heard. I had to listen to it, cause my Mom used to talk about Colorado Coolaid. I sure hope she wasn't referring to this song.

Love this song but it's funny that refers to a Coors as a strong drink....

How ya doin there big man?.....still got yer ear there in yer hand? Ahhh hell he can't hear....not on this side anyway...he ain't got no ear...

Well, you would need more than a box of Band Aids if somebody cut off your ear. What about surgery?

Was hanging around with a Texas Mexican back in the day, Miss my Brother from a different Madre!!Salud Adolpho where ever you are!

Ironic that coors was made by adolpho coors lol

Got dam right

Now that's hard core country.

Johnny paycheck sings very good

Paycheck. He had his problems but the music was awesome !

its a damn shame that now some punk in a cowboy hat can stand on the same stage that these legends stood on and belch out lyrics such as "got it going on like donkey kong"

treeblazin it’s a shame they don’t make country music like this anymore!!!

you cant be referring to Trace Adkins??

I'm so mf high off shrooms and Red Eye OG. I don't know how I came upon this song. Wtf.

if that ain't country u kiss my Ass

Real country rite here lady's not FGL. Let's keep the 80s and 90s alive

he was a hell of a story teller r.I.p. Johnny

My friends call me Color's Light Bruce

To bad he is isn't talking about Coors light

Yeah. Are you a lady? Light beer is for broads.

He means Coors

i dont take subscribers so i dont need your bullshit punks go play games but dont fuck with this biker

i own 2 bars 1 is a biker bar the other is a topless bar so i have thousands of records

gotta piss

Yep , Ass-Holes, The bigger they are The harder they fall, well at Least their Ears do. After the ear falls they get a wee bit Wiser...

I like Johnny's version better than Red Sovines.

USAA is dead to me.

love Colorado koolaide

Ah hell, he can't hear!

My Grandpa had this record, Great memories, good old days!

Scott Blaze it's the B-side of take this job and shove it