Joan Jett And The Blackhearts - Celluloid Heroes Lyrics






Everybody's a dreamer
And everybody's a star
And everybody's in movies
It doesn't matter who you are
There are stars in every city
In every house and on every street
And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Their names are written in concrete

Don't tread on Greta Garbo
As you walk down the Boulevard
She looks so weak and fragile
That's why she tried to be so hard
But they turned her into a princess
And they sat her on a throne
But she turned her back on stardom
Because she wanted to be alone

Well you can see all the stars
As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognize
Some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked suffered struggled for fame
Some who succeeded
Some who suffered in vain

Rudolf Valentino
Looks very much alive
And he looks up ladies' dresses
As they sadly pass him by
Avoid steppin' on Bela Lugosi
Because he's liable to turn and bite
But stand close by Bette Davis
Because hers was such a lonely life



Well you can see all the stars
As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognize
Some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked suffered struggled for fame
Some who succeeded
Some who suffered in vain

Everybody's a dreamer
And everybody's a star
And everybody's in showbiz
It doesn't matter who you are
And those who are successful
Be always on your guard
You see success walks hand in hand with failure
On Hollywood Boulevard

Well you can see all the stars
As you walk down Hollywood Boulevard
Some that you recognize
Some that you've hardly even heard of
People who worked suffered struggled for fame
Some who succeeded
Some who suffered in vain

Wish my life was a non stop
Hollywood movie show
A fantasy world of
Celluloid films and heroes
Because celluloid heroes
Never feel any pain
Celluloid heroes
Never really die





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  1. d.... ....

    Lol look it's a song about YouTube. Everybody is a star. Everybody is a lighting engineer. Everybody is a director, a producer, a writer. Lmmfao

  2. P.... A....

    Joan Jett does the best covers of the best. 👍👧

  3. M.... H....

    Interesting that most of Joan's big hits are cover songs

  4. r.... b....

    OUTSTANDING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. M.... G....

    Joan Jett at her absolute best.

  6. f.... s....

    I would love to hear her do Waterloo Sunset. Great cover of a beautiful song

  7. G.... P....

    I love this song

  8. J.... C....

    Great video with a great performance by Joan Jett of this Kinks' classic. Thanks.

  9. J.... S....

    Waouh i like this clip

  10. �.... �....

    Вперше почула Джоан в ліричній пісні. Як завжди, неперевершено виконано !... Талант !.

  11. J.... H....

    Good version of this song

  12. A.... P....

    Better than the kinks.

  13. v.... d....

    Brilliant

  14. C.... ....

    Perfection.

  15. J.... B....

    I love this song and at the same time I hate it. Because nostalgia is a horribly negative thing which gets hold of people and lead them nowhere, and at the same time it’s a good song. But it’s a negative song

  16. D.... S....

    This a pretty great cover

  17. a.... s....

    I wish someone would do a remake of this song with more actors included

  18. M.... K....

    Still love this one! :D Anna&Christine

  19. b.... ....

    This is such a great song.

  20. J.... ....

    They're names are written in concrete.

  21. J.... ....

    everybody is a dreamer and everybody is a star

  22. F.... ....

    Ray Davies sings background on this

  23. M.... W....

    a great cover of a great song...nice video too...thanx!

  24. A.... -....

    Why remake a song exactly as the original?

  25. J.... ....

    Nice cover. can always depend on Joan to do justice to great songs.

  26. C.... ....

    I listened to the original by the Kinks ............. I like this version better ....

  27. J.... J....

    my favorite Kinks song, and there was no surprise that Joanie did a cover of this. I love both, but i am biased to Joanie as she is not only my favorite musician, singer , songwriter , and protector, my saver and my friend from Jr High Rock on Sweetie I will get you so re aired I so promise you Joanie! Big HUG My Guardian angel forever and thank you sweetie Rock ON spacialkritur and thanks again!

  28. Y.... ....

    Hey... Nice job on the video selection & editing for the video of this song . . .

  29. R.... 8....

    Saw Greg Peck and that was enough to make me love this video.

  30. j.... j....

    Great cover, Joan..very moving

  31. Y.... ....

    😶😭🦄

  32. J.... J....

    Thanks for posting, one of my favorite songs, I shall air this one too Joanie, and thanks again for posting this

  33. B.... ....

    Someone likes the Kinks and this song besides me..........

  34. K.... V....

    Love you joan

  35. j.... l....

    Much better than kinks 🖤

  36. s.... s....

    Brilliant cover!!!!

  37. k.... k....

    RIGHT ON JOAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. G.... ....

    It is so funny when we play "Human Being" games and their rules are "Find Her's Keep Her's and when the Human Beings win they support their rules, but when the Human Beings lose they that being Human Beings change their "OWN" rules so that the "WiNNER" is a loser. HYPOCRITES! EYE 5

  39. J.... ....

    be always on your guard

  40. J.... ....

    because she vanted to be alone

  41. J.... ....

    the names are written in concrete

  42. J.... J....

    Of course lovely lady, you nailed this too, outside the Kinks, however I am so biased, but I am true to form. We loved the Kim=nks as kids what a tribute to a lovely band! Love you Rock ON!

  43. J.... J....

    PS I should havegone Aug 30th, but I would have been arrested as if I had seen you I would have had to apologize in front of thousands, after the show of course! God you nailed this Joanie!

  44. J.... J....

    I love your version even with the shorter lyrics, it still gives the same bite as Ray gave it Oh your guitar sweety!

  45. J.... J....

    My favorite Kinks tune, but oh girl you nail this so much You have always been angelic and your singing has been so beautiful since jr high school I hear you , not just your lyrics, but you dear friend! Rock on! with my love and friendship

  46. S.... O....

    Joan didn't do well with this one

  47. J.... J....

    Ok what the heck I put this with the Kinks celluloid heroes Oh Joanie your guiar slays me! I love this version so much! Tears in my eyes as i write. To slow down cancer i am given hormone therapy, makes a public servant cry over a song, and a girl. Nope no drugs are causing these tears, tears of loving joy! Please play this for Sophie tomorrow night! I made signs for them! If you see them You will know the blast from the past, and Shannon will tell you a brief of when and where we first met! Rock on girl! Love all your stuff, if they would only seel it again I'm working on it ! with every loving breath!

  48. J.... J....

    other than crimson, one of my fave covers after you dont own me. the kinks were a fave back then and Joanie and the Blackhearts nail this oh Ray and Dave would be proud I know they are! God she has the voice for this make me cry Joanie Marie~ I really wanted to see you tomorrow, but i can't! Not unwell, has to be when i beat this crap! I ;ll see Cherie soon and have a letter for you! Love you girl keep on rocking thy socks off!

  49. J.... M....

    I love her voice so many thumbs up :D

  50. J.... M....

    kinks did it better Joanie. Not bad though. *Hugs*

  51. S.... ....

    Great video. Too bad you ruined it with the goddam title at the bottom

  52. J.... S....

    No. This is a fail. I don't get any feeling of pathos, like I do with the original. This cover is flat and by the numbers. There is no emotion in it. The original makes me want to cry. This one makes me want to cry too, but for entirely different reasons.

  53. �.... �....

    I LOVE THIS. ..💕🙋

  54. d.... l....

    I SEMI LIKE JJ BUT THIS SUCKS-TO HARD HITTING. I'LL PASS

  55. G.... ....

    HOLLYWOOD EYE 5

  56. J.... B....

    Class always shows!

  57. G.... ....

    They always want to do Bathsheba. EYE 5

    G.... ....

    1. QUEEN 2. JOAN. 3. MARIE 4. LARKIN 5. JETT
    PAIN!
    "EYE 5"

  58. Z.... ....

    Fame or integrity: which is more important?
    Money or happiness: which is more valuable?
    Success or failure: which is more destructive?
    ~ LaoTzu

  59. C.... D....

    far too fast for the one of the best songs ever written...oh dear jOAN

  60. T.... S....

    happy birthday Joan Jett

    T.... S....

    Travis Short

    T.... S....

    Bizarre Mооlecule MELTS Cеellulite => https://twitter.com/1ba03513cb794157a/status/804578780186492928 Joan Jett Celluloid Heroes

  61. G.... ....

    ALL QUEENS "SURRENDER" TO "EYE." Blood Red Period!

    Now let "EYE" get this Mathematically Correct so that "EYE" can get it in "FIVE"

    "1" QUEEN
    "2" Joan
    "3" Marie
    "4" Larkin
    "5" Jett

    ALL QUEENS SURRENDER TO "EYE!" EYE 5

    G.... ....

    The "ERROR" in my statement is at the end of "FIVE" and the correction is colon so that it lists in order of the court (laughter) thus is should be as such "FIVE:" now to the list:
    "1" QUEEN
    "2" Joan
    "3" Marie
    "4" Larkin
    "5" Jett

  62. G.... ....

    Is it not funny; you are popular; you are wealthy; you are famous; you are everything you wanted to be; and you are miserably unhappy! It is sad; it is sick; it is true that you cannot make the pain go away so you can enjoy the pleasure! You truly are the most poorest being that Planet Earth has ever witnessed. Sad. EYE 5

  63. G.... ....

    SAN FRANCISCO, APRIL 18, 1988; TIME: AFTERNOON; JOAN MARIE LARKIN JETT, ARE YOU THE CRYING BRUNETTE ON THE HILL? EYE 5

    G.... ....

    Everyone is in movies? EYE 5 better not be! i

  64. G.... ....

    I AM NOT IN MOVIES AM I JOAN MARIE LARKIN JETT? RIGHT?! RIGHT?! EYE 5

  65. G.... ....

    The "LIGHT" that shines through the film of Celluloid ends up on Hollywood's BIG SILVER SCREEN. Queen Joan Marie Larkin Jett have you forgot my "NAME" yet?! Queen Joan Marie Larkin Jett! GOT IT IN FIVE! Hollywood, the "NAME" Larkin sounds like a bird! Wynnewood, Hollywood, and ALL WOOD KNOWN TO HUMAN BEINGS; the "NAME" "LARKIN" is of a bird of "LARKS" and goes as such:

    Larks are passerine birds of the family Alaudidae. All species occur in the Old World. WOW! JOAN MARIE LARKIN JETT just like a butterfly that is "Swallowtail" from THE OLD WORLD


    EYE 5

  66. J.... L....

    yeah, you nailed it. I love this song, and Joan just killed it. she played last week 15 miles from my home, at the original site of Woodstock.

  67. M.... ....

    One of my favorite singers doing one of my favorite Kinks songs. It doesn't get any better than that.

  68. G.... ....

    Queen Joan Marie Larkin Jett can you forget my "NAME" ?!     EYE 5

  69. G.... ....

    Is it not funny that Wynnewood rhymes with Hollywood?  Now that is funny!     EYE 5

  70. G.... ....

    Boulevard of broken dreams.     EYE 5

  71. L.... F....

    Put the video on "full screen" type 'awesome' over the video, move cursor to the line where the time shows up and watch the show.....

  72. s.... a....

    thanks joan i"em watching sandy

  73. D.... E....

    Wow ! just Wow ! .............loved it !

  74. A.... W....

    Just heard it for the first time, loved it!

  75. d.... ....

    Wow, Ray must be  proud of this cover!

  76. H.... 1....

    Just think when the Kinks did this they released it as a fuckin B side! Unbelievable!

    H.... 1....

    Hannible 100. I know, it's beyond belief!

  77. t.... ....

    In my Jett playlist with the original. Thanks for uploading!

  78. S.... L....

    you rock

  79. k.... ....

    much better than i thought it would be. very faithful to the original even the accent on Gretta Garbo. I know Bella Lugosi's son, Bella Lugosi Jr. of course. Looks just like him

  80. M.... M....

    Kinda sounds like Chrissy Hines, a bit.

  81. m.... r....

    I never knew Jett remade this song.I like her version too.

    m.... r....

    We've just found this! Never knew that she covered this amazing story

  82. V.... ....

    Why the hell does this song make me tear up, I dont really feel anything towards these people.

    V.... ....

    Bonjovilivemtl2002

    V.... ....

    celluloid heroes

    V.... ....

    IT'S THAT GOOD

    V.... ....

    That's the power of a masterly written song.

    V.... ....

    cause it's life ..... mysterious, great, sad ... joyful ...

  83. j.... 6....

    absolutely beautiful.

  84. F.... A....

    Not a bad cover by Joan but this is just not her style of music. I still prefer the original studio version by the Kinks....a haunting Ray Davies melody that cuts like a knife.

    F.... A....

    +F Allison The Kinks is always better. But Joan made her career on covers. And this song was on her cover album.

    F.... A....

    yes not her style but I like it --- different from her soul about the life she lives > an entertainer

    F.... A....

    I didn't know she could sing like this, love this cover.

    F.... A....

    nah .... Joan did good on her cover of this song!! I like it better than the original.

  85. M.... E....

    What a great cover!
    Thanks for posting.
    Joan Jett is Bad ASS!!!

  86. D.... Q....

    Wow......great cover. Nice tribute to the Kinks

  87. R.... ....

    I always knew Joan had a really great rock voice, but she sounds great doing a soft song too. I've never heard this one, and I thought I'd heard everything she's done. Joan, you can do no wrong.

    R.... ....

    @Ray Olson I agree! Joan's voice is great for rock'n roll and ballads! Little girl with big voice!

  88. m.... t....

    Joan Jett sounds great in this but being a Marilyn Monroe fan its a shame its not the full version which mentions her.

    m.... t....

    @Tim K Yeah, that's my favorite line from the song, which has so many great lines. She's in the video, though, for some reason.

  89. T.... ....

    I adore the original rendition but this one is just beautiful ! My only regret is there are not the additional lyrics included. Still your wonderful clip made up for it :D

  90. B.... ....

    I didn't think I'd like this version, but it's fantastic!

  91. M.... K....

    Share this months ago ;D Very good adaption!

  92. B.... G....

    Well heres a little Joan Jett

    B.... G....

    @Brian Grant Hey man, you know how much I love Joan Jett.!! Why didn't you share this with me??? I will admit it's not the best version of this song, no one can ever top the Kinks on this, but it was still interesting hearing and seeing Joan Jett doing this song!! Again she was not the best at this song, she's better with the more rockin' wild songs, but it was a nice change hearing this from her point of view!!

  93. M.... T....

    Her voice sounded good in this video.  Not all of it was screaming.

  94. P.... L....

    It was good until the end.  Then it got self serving when she included her own star on Hollywood Blvd.  Just my opinion.  You don't have to agree with it. 

  95. g.... ....

    not much for joan jett but this is  decent cover

  96. M.... ....

    Big thumb!

  97. A.... G....

    I LIKE JOAN'S VERSION OF THIS CLASSIC KINKS SONG

  98. c.... ....

    I've heard the Kinks, Blackmore Nights, Bon Jovi....alll very good, but Joan Jett's is best.  Most sincere sounding and the best energy.  Sometimes the kinks were pitchy.  Joan Jett is always spot on.  I've watched her videos for years, and her talent for delivering amazing emotional performances every time for more than 30 years is extremely impressive.  Every friggin live performance sounds like she's singing the song for the first time, like it's fresh and new to her.  I hope her life is a very happy one!  I hope she's in a good place and her home on Long Island is rebuilt and she can really enjoy the success she's had.  She's a hard worker, still touring like crazy, which is so cool.  I hope she has time to relax too.

  99. T.... P....

    One of my favourite Kinks songs done complete justice by Joan. Loved the Video also!