Jme - Food Lyrics






Food,
Rah ma bellys hurtin me man
Food,
I'm hungry I want some,
Food,
I'm hungry and I want some flippin food,
Food,
I want some kebab rude boy,

As soon as I step foot in the shop,
I know that I don't know what I want,
Chicken donna, cofty kebab or a lamb shish or a mixd speshul,
Sometimez I get a cofty or some next one I can't say properly,
I'm so hungry I'm bitin' ma lips,
Flippin' hell jus get a portion of chips,
Blud that's too much salt on ma chips,
I've been bitin ma lips are u fik it stings,
I've lost ma appetite lickin' da salt off ma lips,
Throw da chips in da bin,
Normal, walk out da shop,
Don't forget 2 say fankyu boss
(Ey safe safe)
Walk to ma yard
As soon as I land
Go find a toilet and jam

Food,
Don't you love it when you get some real good
Food,
Not going out on street and eating all of dat junk
Food,
All dat take- away and all of dat shit
Food,
I want some mac d'z
McDonalds!

So I pull up at da drive thru,
They like to call it the McDrive,
I'm waitin there for my food
The lady comes I look in her eyes
I yo, den I start bussin up
At da drive thru I always joke
I ask for a large orange coke
Or sometimes I ask for a small large fries,
(Some chips)
I'm in ma early 20's pushin da wip buh I'm payin in pennies
When you get burgers always check em,
I eat burgers in 15 seconds
Ketchup all over ma face
Secime seeds all ova da place
And if dat wasn't enough to spoil it,
Go home spend two days on the toilet.

Food,
Come home and eat some of dat good
Food,
After you've been out on road, shottin da
Food,
Come and get a big munch,
Munch dat food,
On a eedioit ting rude boy,

Nah man,
I ain't got no pees today so I sit in ma yard and check myspace,
As for usual my belly rumbles
Here comes mum to save da day
I say good after noon
Fix my face,
Den ask mum to fix me a plate
Be polite,
If she's in good mood,
Den I know I'll get some of dat good food,
Rice, plantain buh no acky
I'm nigerian I deal with shaky
Truss me it mite not sound nice,
But I'll boxdat back with brown rice
I ain't on hyp ting eiva
I'll wash it don't wiv a glass of water
And when I fill up my tummy
Don't forget to say fankyu mummy
(Fanks mum, fanks mum)

Food,
Good food,
(Good food)
Food





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  1. b.... ....

    11 years later

  2. A.... N....

    This = me

  3. Q.... W....

    My teacher in yr6 actually put this on for a music lesson..

  4. P.... ....

    My riddim when I'm waiting for my JustEat order lmao

  5. b.... e....

    My belly hurts

  6. t.... w....

    mc donalds lol a classic in my book

  7. A.... E....

    We had do listen to this at school in key stage 2 when it says rude words

  8. D.... B....

    I used to ask for a double cheeseburger with no cheese because a double hamburger wasn't on the menu

  9. A.... M....

    2019 fam 12 years later this still bangs

  10. A.... T....

    Im meat eater but i eat all kinda. Food along as it is meat but i like potatoes carrots leaks peppers. Onions

  11. w.... ....

    jme one pound fish

  12. D.... M....

    FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  13. j.... ....

    This should be the Chicken Connoisseur's theme song fam...

    j.... ....

    jordeeboy123 trust

  14. R.... I....

    Watch 'Earthlings' on YouTube. You'll know what he's talking about in this. He's criticizing that food as junk food. He says 'Not going out on the street and eating all that food, all that s##t food', 'spend 2 days on the toilet' (from eating McDonalds) and that his mum's home-cooked food is good.

  15. C.... ....

    Anyone know the instrumental?

    C.... ....

    thanks big man

    C.... ....

    +Ali Sesli its Wiley - Snowball

  16. S.... H....

    It's me...

  17. C.... R....

    This was the ting when I was 15, would walk into the chicken shop with this blaring from my sony erricson haha.

  18. s.... ....

    Bahahhahahahhahahha whaaaatttt xD

  19. S.... B....

    imagine how different this would be now hes vegan hahahahaha

    S.... B....

    He says that junk food is s**t, he only orders 'a portion of chips' in the doner/chicken shop, that McDonalds makes you sit on the toilet for 2 hours and that his mum's home-cooked food is 'good'. I think it might have been written when he first went vegan or he became vegan soon after. Especially if he watched 'Earthlings' on YouTube.

    S.... B....

    @Rat INFP nah it was written before he was vegan.

  20. R.... H....

    Fucking hell man, first or second song i learnt all the lyrics to by JME

  21. S.... W....

    BBQ CHICKEN 2015

    S.... W....

    @S Williams fuck that noise fam, 2015 veggie wrap is where it's at

    S.... W....

    Big up veggie wrap no mayo

  22. i.... ....

    jme is so dope. just rhyming bout being hungry

  23. F.... ....

    Fuckin chav's.

    F.... ....

    @BioHazardGaming I don't have communication with my mother, so no & Isi? What does that even mean? Learn to type, child!

    F.... ....

    lol im gettin bored

    F.... ....

    @BioHazardGaming Go to bed then child. Don't start a fight and walk away from it. Attention seeker.

    F.... ....

    @BioHazardGaming This is boring you, yet you come back? Attention seeker

    F.... ....

    just a fucking white guy can u accept fun

  24. A.... M....

    everyone go to his bebo now fam!

  25. M.... V....

    nice video very funny

  26. D.... W....

    "Soundtrack to Ramadan" funniest fucking comment I've ever seen ahahaha

  27. B.... A....

    soundtrack to ramadan

  28. J.... K....

    Madness

  29. B.... ....

    shhiitt i remember this track!

  30. M.... R....

    lol who took the photo in star fish bar. bait someone from d endzz!

  31. C.... D....

    I'm here because i love grime music...

  32. C.... S....

    listen to this with my finger in my bumhole

  33. J.... M....

    1 of the most funnyest fucked up songs it is pretty wack haha but it funny lolol

  34. J.... B....

    this is fucking terrible

  35. P.... C....

    thanks mummie for not aborting me!

  36. T.... ....

    Still bangin grime!

  37. w.... ....

    one of JMEs best songs

  38. A.... G....

    Oh man what a great song.

  39. g.... ....

    MUNCHIES

  40. K.... B....

    stupid vid

  41. e.... m....

    jme is a nigerian don

  42. b.... ....

    Funny ass song hahaa

  43. C.... 2....

    1:18 ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

  44. C.... 2....

    when i fill up my tummy dont forget to say thank you mummy lol i fell of my chair laughing at this song lol :-)8 l _ l

  45. P.... ....

    Nigerian all dai fam!!!

  46. K.... ....

    @carlosmendozer and you can't spell it.

  47. M.... ....

    What's the instrumental for dis?

  48. H.... C....

    33 people cant pronounce lamogen

  49. J.... O....

    This Tune Needs A Video !

  50. M.... ....

    He can make a song about food sound F**cking imense, and when jamie oliver does he he just sounds like a t**t <3!!

  51. b.... ....

    Ha ha good song and video

  52. c.... r....

    @786Unkown786 itz a bad man size!!!!!!!!

  53. T.... ....

    I remember listenin' to this during my Maths GCSE. Old times man

  54. G.... M....

    can he actually eat a burger in 15 seconds?

  55. c.... ....

    who finds the toilet in their own house? lol

  56. G.... ....

    803 likes, 33 dislikes

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    Buy "Gangster For Life" on: eMusic, iTunes

    LOOOL THEY TRY SAY THIS IS CALLED GANGSTER FOR LIFE BY FRISCO IN YOU KNOW.

  57. f.... k....

    i want a kofti kebab :)

  58. S.... S....

    listen to this after a fat spliff.

  59. B.... m....

    this made me order a dona n chips

  60. I.... ....

    thumbs up if that meal needs achee.

  61. J.... O....

    No one is probably gonna read this,

    Im just gonna type it any way because i feel at least one person will,

    i'm a rapper. I know theres like 1million of those in this world lol

    But please check my tracks out n subscribe if you want thanks and

    I would love nothing more than to have a decent following on youtube from people

    if anyone? who reads this could? press the "THUMBS UP" other people will see? it

    just a simple button press could make my dream come true =) Thank You

    SSSSTTTIIIINNNHO

  62. A.... ....

    @TheJakize safe

  63. k.... ....

    just went and got a chicken doner cos of this tune, now im finished and cant fuckin move lol

  64. A.... ....

    was this on a old album or mixtape if it was can someone tell me the title safe

  65. t.... c....

    looooooooooool i rember this
    fam im fastin to

  66. D.... G....

    MCDONALDS

  67. D.... G....

    Everyone who put dislike must mean dis-i-like

  68. L.... W....

    BLUD thats so much salt on ma chips

  69. s.... ....

    @Britaneez2kute Fanta

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    FOOD = MUNCHIES

  71. P.... ....

    aHHAHAH JME cracks me up

  72. F.... ....

    FOOD IS A MUST!

  73. R.... ....

    I WANT SOME FOOOOOOOOD !!!!!!!1 AKA KFC STANDERD U GET ME ALL THE WAY BLUD

  74. D.... D....

    sometimes i get a coffe or some next one i cant pronounce properly!!! sick guy

  75. k.... ....

    @786Unkown786 he says that in ju ju man aswel

  76. W.... C....

    Stfu, disgrace to humanity

  77. o.... ....

    large orange coke lol

  78. T.... X....

    The Pics Are Jokes!

  79. O.... ....

    Fucking track!!

  80. J.... P....

    Baree HUNGRY!

  81. B.... C....

    i really wana try this orange coke jme's talkin about..sounds great :P

  82. O.... M....

    @DoctorRoblox Yeah I know, I said that above in my reply to JCCC, I wasn't aware at the time of posting my original comment.

  83. O.... M....

    @xJCCC ohhhhhhh LOL ok, I didn't know that! Spotify said History came out in 2011 so I just presumed all the songs were new :L Thanks.

  84. d.... ....

    i eat burgers in 15 seconds ..... JMEs just like me

  85. d.... ....

    go find a toilet and jam

  86. J.... ....

    MCDONALDS ! LOL

  87. O.... M....

    how has this song just come out on the album history if it was uploaded in 2007??? Im so confused...

  88. H.... ....

    I reckon JME just had a fat zoot, got the munchies, and just started writing...sick song like

  89. H.... C....

    most random song ever?

  90. R.... ....

    Hi im promting new uk talent and would appreciate if u took 2min of ur time to rate and comment these videos and see what u think TEAM!

  91. R.... ....

    Hi im promting new uk talent and would appreciate if u took 2min of ur time to rate and comment these videos and see what u think TEAM!

  92. S.... ....

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool joka