Janoskians, The - Real Girls Eat Cake Lyrics






Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
You fucking dipshit,
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let's go,
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves. (I'm hard!)
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(it's really stupid, this song).

I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (she's sexy)
It must run in your genes if you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves.
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(I like you).

I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

[4x]
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake

To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror.
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa,
'Cause real girls eat cake.

Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake.
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there.
Vegemite cake oh what other cakes can we have?
Fucking Jacob Fultons mmm fucking cake





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  1. S.... K....

    I want them back 🥺😩♥️

  2. T.... A....

    Omg hahahahahah

  3. s.... ....

    how did i end up here in 2020

  4. N.... C....

    Might be the only person listening to this in 2020

  5. s.... ....

    ....I have so many questions.

  6. A.... R....

    I just checked to see Amber here and ended up watching the whole video waiting for Amber to show up again HAHAHAHA

  7. R.... L....

    Anyone here after watching who Ariana grande dated

  8. A.... A....

    OH MY GOOOODD
    it’s been so many years wtf I was so obsessed with this

  9. B.... A....

    6 years later im 20 years old and i realised that this song has a awesome message. I miss the janoskians soooo much omg. 😭😭

  10. �.... �....

    SRECAN MI RODJENDAN AAAA POZDRAV IZ SRBIJEE AA IMA LI NAAAAS?!?!??!!

  11. C.... O....

    I miss toy guys🥺♥️

  12. A.... L....

    I’ll eat yours; Luke

  13. F.... S....

    not heard this in years

  14. Y.... M....

    Who else forgot they Existed

  15. D.... G....

    OMG AMBER!!!!!

  16. L.... ....

    idc idc this song still slaps

  17. J.... J....

    Who else was here just to see Amber Scholl?

  18. A.... ....

    I’m fucking crying

  19. d.... ....

    i used to listen to them when was 12 and now im 18 and i still remember all the words 😂😂😂

  20. K.... W....

    i miss this era lol i still know every word

  21. a.... ....

    just randomly thought about the janoskians lmao like i used to love them wtf

  22. P.... E....

    Amber Shcoll is in this

  23. J.... C....

    But.... I don’t like cake :(

  24. u.... ....

    i miss u guys come home kings

  25. m.... '....

    I guy I’m going out to an all you can eat pizza place told me about this song 😂☺️

  26. j.... l....

    james yammouni follows me on twitter😎

  27. E.... ....

    ugh i miss this part of my childhood

  28. V.... C....

    why am I here again after like 4 years

  29. l.... ....

    this song reminds me of when my friend told me he liked me lmao

  30. B.... ....

    Haven't heard this in years

  31. S.... ....

    I used to be obsessed with these dudes

  32. v.... ....

    Why do I still know the LYRICS

    v.... ....

    @Megan Hannah 😭

    v.... ....

    Same😂😭

  33. Z.... ....

    Miss you

  34. H.... I....

    2019 anyone ?

  35. K.... B....

    chawclate strawwbeery, benaana eind varnilar ciaoke that word be noaice

  36. E.... T....

    0:42 AMBER!!!!! 😍😍😍

  37. M.... H....

    2019 ❤️

  38. M.... M....

    What a bunch of gooses

  39. S.... B....

    everytime i hear girl and cake in the same sentence i remember this

  40. J.... H....

    Jai is the one with the eyebrow piercing and Luke is the one with the lip ring

  41. P.... V....

    I JUST REALIZED... YEARS LATER.. THAT AMBER IS IN THIS VIDEO. WHAT THE HELL

  42. R.... S....

    This is so terrible I thought it was a corny add for the first 10 seconds

  43. R.... R....

    Glad I found this again!

  44. R.... ....

    There is a difference between a boy band and the janoskians (aka true talent)

  45. a.... m....

    i wonder how these guys are doing now

  46. E.... U....

    The dances tho 😂😂😂

  47. E.... U....

    This is the first video I’ve clicked on from you guys, and even after the first verse, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂 thank u so much for making my day 😂😂😂

  48. A.... M....

    What happened to them?

  49. K.... P....

    This came up in my recommendations..5 years later. I feel so old now😭

  50. m.... ....

    holy shit

  51. m.... h....

    Anyone from 2k19?

  52. L.... C....

    ❤❤💜❤💜💜

  53. c.... ....

    Why I suddenly miss them?

  54. Y.... Z....

    where did the janoskains go? :(

  55. j.... d....

    wait is that amber?????

  56. R.... H....

    Still our national anthem

  57. R.... B....

    Lmaoo yup beau is still fine 🤪

  58. c.... m....

    Oh my god it's been so long but I still remember the lyrics

  59. K.... K....

    REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE!!!!!!

  60. M.... ....

    Wtf i started thinking about this and I’m here

    M.... ....

    same but like hi harry icon i see you🤩

    M.... ....

    Prettycooldude hehe hi

  61. A.... G....

    I was just humming this and was wondering wtf it was ...I haven't heard this in yearsssssss ...I'm gonna binge their songs holy shit

  62. D.... D....

    Wow listening to this makes me sad cause it brings back tons of memories I really do miss them especially Beau but because he’s got a different way of expressing himself which does scare me a little because he really deserves nothing but happiness I love you.

  63. S.... I....

    Dam this brings me back to the old days... REAL GIRLS EAT CAKE 🎂

  64. J.... L....

    What ever happened To them ?

    J.... L....

    John Lara . They die

  65. m.... !....

    i cannot believe i ever forgot abt how hard this song slaps

  66. M.... A....

    I'd totally do girl-Jai...or boy-Jai...or all of them.

  67. J.... B....

    I just remembered the janoskians from that one rainbow slushies challenge from so long ago 😂

  68. A.... T....

    wow, what a throwback 😂 i remember singing along when i was 13

  69. Q.... H....

    Wow I was 13 when this came out.... I'm 18 now, fucking miss them

  70. s.... ....

    bro i miss them so much

  71. S.... F....

    i seriously forgot all about jai and luke’s piercings and jeez i didn’t even notice james’ cheek piercing (?)

  72. M.... ....

    Idk how I still remember all the words to all their songs 😂

  73. L.... J....

    Who is here not for amber or found this video cause of amber but is here because of our guys THE JANOSKIANS ❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻

  74. H.... T....

    2019 gang

  75. M.... A....

    lol but he dated Ariana with her famous thigh gap

  76. L.... M....

    Is it just me or are these big YouTube channels that involve a bunch of attractive people making miscellaneous videos and songs remind me of annoying prep's from high school.

  77. B.... B....

    Jay: makes a song about girls not needing a thigh gap
    *dates Ariana Grande*

  78. L.... H....

    Who here in 2019🤪

  79. j.... ....

    nostalgic o whateva

  80. H.... L....

    What happend to them?

  81. T.... S....

    wonder what happened to them...

  82. G.... B....

    2019 ??x

  83. B.... _....

    0:43 AMBER

  84. S.... C....

    It’s 2019 and I’m still listening to this song. It’s been 5 fucking years already?🥺🥺🥺

  85. J.... B....

    The message in this music video is disgusting.

  86. M.... M....

    It’s been so long since I heard this song and I remember when it came out

    M.... M....

    Madi Mass same I miss them

    M.... M....

    I miss them madly

  87. M.... M....

    I miss you guys bruh

  88. l.... ....

    Legit thought they were talking bout ass.

  89. h.... ....

    So nostalgic

  90. j.... y....

    I miss u guys😭💓

  91. O.... ....

    Who else thinks that all them are super cute

  92. N.... ....

    What happens to them now? I would like to know ..

  93. m.... ....

    woooow, it’s been so long since i heard this.

  94. l.... h....

    Wow i miss them :/

  95. P.... G....

    Omg is it 2019 already?!?!? Fuck

  96. d.... o....

    2019???