Jack Stauber - The End Lyrics

buss down playdoh baby

Jack:theres no happy end
Me:💃👯

bien perdí

The Smart Kid when they get an 86

When u fall down stairs with a plate of spaghetti:

Am i the only one who noticed the "the end" screen from an affair to remember

When your Minecraft girlfriend dies and respawns in your homie’s bed.

bruh 👊😔

So this is where Insane_Benny gets his music and CinnamonNugget on scratch

Jack, are you okay? We love you man.

This vids from last year lol

Make a full song. This is a threat.

this guy is kinda like the way darker version of bill wurtz

*Me when I gave my crush in elementary school a Valentine's card that I made for her and she laughs in my face*
(I was like..10 😭 or 12)

Shit I’m scared..

Holidays after fail a submit in the school.

when you fail the vibe check

Great ending!
Can’t wait for next season!

When YouTube Rewind comes out.

death is sad

Someone make a loop of this!

Who else is sad?

Reminds me of gorrilaz

I find this oddly comforting, in an existentially confusing way

I love this, it makes me think of making the best of every day. Since there wont be a happy end i can make a happy now.

My song when I get married

Me when I stub my toe

I just lost all hope, thanks jack!

wow i have history, maths, and german exams tomorrow and i have done absolutely no revision as of 5pm

When your best friend moves away and some new people move into their house

random nostalgia aesthetic

*Depression has joined the chat*

When you already poured your cereal but there’s no milk

Plz make 1h edition

There is no end of pain

When you spend all your robux in 5 five minutes

Aaaaaaaaaaaa. Que mi e do aaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

When mom says put it back

my brain for no reason

When you get the big sad:

We have no, actually, happy end if there are created by Jack Strauber

When the chat only lasts for a day

Well, it will be the end of watching this depressing video.

But....






*this video ends*

Me: spilles water






*my mind:*

When the class finishes watching the film and the teacher asks for an essay on it

The news about YouTube’s end in a nutshell...🙄☹️😔

Show: the end

Me: how come there’s *no happy end?*

Wow the alternative ver sounds so weird

when youtube is ending all because of COPPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Jf4U1E7Jc

When you finish your sleepover with your friend and drive away from his house.

This song has had a surprisingly negative impact on my life by working as a constant reminder of my enviable demise. You have worked an existential crisis into 37 seconds.

When you are having fun in the weekend but realize that there is school tomorrow

why does this go hard

But is there a H A P P Y B E G I N N I N G ~ ?

30th October 2018

*blinks*

16th November 2019

When you step on a Lego and you don't feel the pain at first but you know it's coming

she screams. death is nearby end don't trust. i say, shall i kill us all then? nawh i wanna see the end.,

Someone:How are you today,Jack?
Jack:

Haha me to jack.

When u die

*When you get a note from ur crush saying ur their best friend*

*When you pull an all-nighter to finish a project and the teacher extends the due date by a week*


edit: i am currently retyping a 2-page essay

This is what i'm going to see when i die

When you get a test and the Asian kid starts crying

The end is "created by Jackstauber"

Me: *does my homework on Jack Stauber*
Also me: *forgets how creepy his work is*
My teacher: *judging intensifies*

We can be happy. But the end is the end. In the end there is no emotion. No life. No energy. Only the end. That's why there is no happy end.

0:20 it should be nothing but it's the symbol on the petscop guardian's shirt

0:23 is my exact reaction to this video

But on the bright side I can have happy later, now, and even then!

Oh yeah thanks for reminding me

YES PLEASE END THE HORROR

its not depressing he is literally just proving the facts you can't be happy if its all over its just blank you can be happy in the moments of the story but not in the end.

This hits hard bro. Cause its true, after divorced parents and having to choose, neither choice makes you happy and you regret it. But there isnt a happy choice and never will be, so it doesnt matter if you change your mind, because you will never be happy with your choice

@cherri π salty? yes

@Id He ok???? I dont really care if im salty tbh

@cherri π damn who hurt you

@Id He didnt i explain it in my comment?

@cherri π really are you kidding me divorce is what makes you this depressed. There is so much more to look forward to.

But there is :)

What an upbeat and fun song

When your crush rejects you

When you get caught selling the poop sock

This would fit so well in series of unfortunate events

When the edibles kick in

Oh I wasn't really ready for that





Also WHAT

who hurt jack?

thanks jack

My favorite jack stauber video

*SCHOOL BE LIKE.*

Say it with me guys!


*There is no happy end. It's only just the end.*

Whoever this is pin pointed towards,
Are you okay?

this is *ADDICTING*

Rumination upon death.

When you put this video on loop :

When the asian kid gets an F on the test

Is it weird I find this oddly funny like something about the main clay figure is just internally hilarious to me

This hurts

*Suicide rate grows*

Jack stauber: it was about my Minecraft dog tho-

THIS IS DEEP IM FOURTEEN I RELATE SO MUCH

PLEASE make a full version

I love how some of your songs and videos are fun and heartwarming, and you also have this shit

When your game crashes and you lose your save data