Jack Stauber - Gettin' My Mom On Lyrics






Where did you go...

Cutco connection
I wanna live up in a tree and sell a knife to a bee
And agree that he won't poke me
(Now you don't poke me)
In my 180
In my 180 degree
In my 180
In my 180 degree

Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "Keep Calm Carry On" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back
Listening to John Mayer
Gettin' my mom on)

Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "Keep Calm Carry On" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's
Having a day sale
Gettin' my mom on)

Culinary perfection
I'm gonna lay out the PB&J while I'm walking away
'Cause I hid the Special K
(Oh that's just for me)
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate
(Oh, yeah)
On a paper plate
On a round white paper plate

Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "Keep Calm Carry On" Poster
(Drivin' the kids to the mall and back
Listening to John Mayer
Gettin' my mom on)

Cup in my cap
And I'ma drinka my mimosa!
Read "Keep Calm Carry On" Poster
(Slip into JC Penney's
Having a day sale
Gettin' my mom on)





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  1. �.... i....

    If jack gets to be a mom, i get to be a middle aged white dad

  2. E.... M....

    Is it wrong if i say this song is too weird for me but dog nightmare isn't?

  3. y.... m....

    *NOT YOU BUMBLE BEE*

  4. l.... n....

    youtube recomend this
    me: okay il forgive you

  5. F.... N....

    im not in my body

  6. S.... S....

    Jack stauber reminds me of garret watts

  7. S.... F....

    Im not gonna act like i understand much he is saying but this is a really good song

  8. A.... w....

    Wait is he using a wii remote racing wheel?

    That’s far beyond amazing :)

  9. S.... M....

    My brain .2 seconds in to math

  10. P.... T....

    im so happy jack found success, he always deserved it

  11. G.... R....

    Every time I listen to jack stauber music without hearing aid my dad made a laugh saying he's squeezing music

  12. �.... i....

    I need a new mom

  13. S.... K....

    Is a lovely mom and good looking mom ❤️

  14. E.... P....

    WoW! This is great!!! Idk if it’s cause i’m drunk but this shit fire!!!!!

  15. M.... ....

    jack u weird, but i love you

  16. a.... ....

    jack is a karen at heart let’s be real here. although he needs to stop drinking his mimosa while he drives

  17. h.... i....

    What did he sell a knife to a bee..? Ok this is the best thing ever

  18. K.... Q....

    Man jack’s got some moves

  19. B.... S....

    This video is how I discovered him back in 2018 lol

  20. g.... w....

    This is fr a VIBE

  21. s.... ....

    Jack becomes local mom

  22. J.... D....

    jack clearly got his David Byrne on

  23. D.... ....

    Now *this* is a mood.

  24. S.... :....

    I really like its 480 quality, it gets me into the song

  25. L.... B....

    why does this song mean so much to me wtf

  26. w.... a....

    *I wish I were friends with this man*

  27. S.... ....

    Did he seriously use a crock pot lid as a steering wheel



    Pure genius

  28. L.... L....

    so much yet so little work was put into this video

  29. J.... R....

    We want the funk gotta have that funk

  30. P.... ....

    This song emits vibes that you haven’t felt in a long time

  31. Y.... ....

    I now classify this as absurd art

  32. H.... E....

    *Karen Stauber*

    H.... E....

    *OH NO*

  33. J.... P....

    I should buy my wife that Junk purse call all she keeps with her is Garbo Fuente’

  34. T.... o....

    69 k likes

  35. R.... L....

    Jack, will you be my mom?

  36. d.... 2....

    that title made me confused

  37. �.... �....

    Drums: Roland TR-505?

  38. J.... R....

    bodaopdaboAHbAHGOetoGO CUTO SCONNECTIO

  39. G.... W....

    At this point, I think he actually made a mimosa for this.

  40. h.... i....

    I love how light the tone is for this song HOLY hell I love Jack's music

  41. k.... ....

    kakyoin, they got his eyes! ah, kakyoin!

  42. B.... ....

    Nobody :


    Jack : Michael Jackson noises 0:00 - 0:15

  43. S.... j....

    0:50 jack getting inspiration jenna marbles green screen video

  44. Y.... P....

    ¿Porque la muisca de este hombre es tan genial? <3

  45. v.... g....

    lyrics:


    (gibberish)


    keep calm and carry on poster

  46. C.... N....

    I live for 0:52
    And for 1:56 of course

  47. b.... -....

    jack just looks like broke pewdiepie for some reason

    b.... -....

    Lmbo I can no longer unsee this

  48. G.... ....

    1:35
    lady on the BG: Im a outta here

  49. G.... ....

    0:51 nice moves

  50. G.... d....

    Jack reminds me of like when they just discovered how to use greenscreen which I LOVE

  51. W.... B....

    Sometimes I just say “I’m getting my mom on” in class, why did you do this to me Jack.

  52. i.... n....

    Oh so he's a milf now AHAHA🙏😛

  53. b.... b....

    I want jack as my mom :(

  54. H.... C....

    do you ever think jack is having to much fun making his video

  55. S.... E....

    0:24 Idk about you guys but I hear Cleveland from Family Guy here

  56. S.... ....

    Jack Will you be my mom

  57. S.... o....

    I don’t know why his smile is so satisfying

  58. h.... i....

    I can't fight the urge to dance whenever I listen to this song

  59. G.... M....

    Lyrics pls

  60. s.... u....

    Getting it on with my mum

  61. G.... R....

    I mean bag

  62. G.... R....

    I love the big that says junk

  63. I.... U....

    116 down rought 180 to go. (50 and 80 was conted twice)
    in honor of lhoot03, Gilbert Arevalo, The end is near and The RPNT, the ones who walk before me.

  64. K.... C....

    Theory: songs about stressed out single moms

  65. T.... B....

    0:36 can we appreciate how he uses a pressure cooker lid as a steering wheel?

    T.... B....

    *WHILE DRUNK DRIVING-*

  66. V.... w....

    He's having a good time

  67. A.... A....

    WHAT IF...




    Jack Strauber is secretly Pewdiepie

    A.... A....

    possible

  68. J.... L....

    The music sounds like something the show Chowder would play in the background.

  69. T.... N....

    Bro i just notice he sells the knife no when he does a 180 spin he hear like a little pain scream like AH! so when turn back the bee poke him

  70. f.... c....

    I refuse to believe that that is anything more than orange juice in that glass

  71. c.... g....

    See you guys in 2027-ish when this is recommended to people. stuff will be different then. I am writing this on February 8th of 2020. The corona-virus is spreading. Australia is on fire. Kobe Bryant just died. Betty White is alive. Trump almost got impeached and taken out of office but didn’t. See you guys then!

  72. H.... T....

    418 feminists watched this.

  73. s.... ....

    Snufkin when he finds the woodies

  74. K.... S....

    Jack Stauber's the kind of guy that would make masterpiece and improve it by turning it into a drug trip....

  75. J.... ....

    *Karen Stauber*

  76. Y.... S....

    I want Jack to be my mom

  77. i.... d....

    jack's mom is watching and is very proud

  78. S.... V....

    People ignoring the fact that he’s drinking mimosas while driving with kids In the car..... lmao

  79. S.... F....

    The music gives off serious chowder vibes

  80. M.... K....

    This is my favourite jack stauber song

  81. M.... 7....

    My cousin said we watched this when we were little

  82. P.... ....

    If you ever sold merch id love a poster of your coupons!!!

  83. f.... ....

    when you forget its not the 80's

  84. L.... w....

    0:36 driving drunk and high getting ready to kill unbuckled passengers in the back seat.

  85. s.... R....

    Karen stauber

  86. i.... ....

    Lyrics: drdrddrdmimosa keep calm carry on poster hsisicgettin'my mom on

  87. b.... ....

    I can’t stop watching this groovy beat

  88. I.... R....

    Do you ever unlike a video so you can like it again

  89. R.... G....

    Phenomenal!!!

  90. p.... ....

    nobody:


    my mom trying to convince me that shopping with her is fun:

  91. D.... D....

    Jack stauber should Sell those cupons, they're iconic

  92. M.... M....

    0:22


    Jack is connecting with nature

  93. A.... ....

    Am I the only one that hopes one day Jack will collaborate with bigger artists?

  94. c.... o....

    Work of art