Jack Johnson - Willie Got Me Stoned Lyrics






Willie got me stoned and took all my money
I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny
It didn't really help that I didn't know the rules of the game
And it probably didn't help that I couldn't remember my name

After Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash
One high low split and he kicked my ass
He gave me knuckles across the table and then my mind went blurry
Just like a puff of smoke, all my cash went up in a hurry

After Willie got me stoned, took me for everything I had
I had to walk home, I had no money for a cab
I didn't have the heart to ask anybody for a ride
And nobody in the room looked in a condition to drive

After Willie got us stoned and took away our minds
Sent me back to the kiddie table and took away my pride
Now I'm sitting here with my band again just feeling like a joker
Just thinking about how bad I really suck at playing poker
And thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them
Would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and they smoked him
Hell yes I would and I know it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my...

Willie got me stoned and took all my money
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
Hell yes I would and I know it might sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all my money





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  1. L.... a....

    Let's smoke the true marijuanaaa! At JJ's concert even better

  2. T.... W....

    Can't wait to see Jack this summer here in the UK!!

  3. T.... G....

    For anyone who wants to play this on guitar, here's how :)

    No Capo

    Strum Pattern - ↓↓↑↓↑ (x2)

    D, G, A, A

    The only part that's a little different is the bridge which just hangs out on the A chord and uses this strum pattern - ↓↑↓

    Hope this helps out! If you get stuck or need a little extra help, I just uploaded a video lesson for this on my channel :)

  4. B.... R....

    FUCKNRA. canyonlocalfilmscom

  5. R.... B....

    Yesterday I went to his concert here in Chile and when he started playing this song, I started losing it hahahahaha

  6. V.... F....

    legend!

  7. J.... B....

    I love you Jack Johnson

  8. S.... R....

    I went to his concert in atlanta last night and heard this song for the first time. I was losing it!

    S.... R....

    haha same with me

  9. p.... ....

    who dislike this, omg

  10. w.... j....

    LOVE IT !