Insane Clown Posse - Stalker Lyrics






The stalker
Yeah
The stalker
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie

So I'm gripping this old peice of shit, right?
Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light
Ahem, how's about a date?
Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8
[girl]
Fuck no, you're a loser
[Violent J]
Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass
Heh heh, but I ain't nagging
To the next light in my pink volkswagon
Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know
[girl]
Violent J the country singer?
[Violent J]
No, Violent J the southwest gangstero
And the bitch was gone (awww)
So I followed her home (huh?)
Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)
And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!)
Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her
Things you do when you's a stalker

"So, what happened?"
"I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he
was everywhere,everywhere I went."

The stalker

[chorus]
I think that ditso likes me, yeah
She tells you to fuck off with such class!
I think that ditso likes me
Yeah, go on and get that ass!

Well, the stalker stalks his target
Just happened to see her at the super-market
Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks
You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts
Why don't you try these?
She ran away scared, and I'm staring at her butt-cheeks
Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me

"Hello?"
Hi, it's me
"Hello?"
You love me
"Hello?"
I love you
"Hello?" "Hello?"

Biggity bop boom!
I'm back in a stone brick house
Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow
Yo, I know she gonna show up
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick, no luck
Peep through her window, jack off in her back yard
Somebody pulled a joker's card
And you know what joker caught you
Things you do when you's the stalker

"Are you okay?"
"I don't know, because I know he'll be back. He always come back. I'll
never be able to lead a normal again."
"It's okay."

The stalker

[Chorus]

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (oochie coochie poochie)
I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie poochie)

I've been hawking for about 2 weeks
And I ain't even got a fucking kiss on the cheek
She with some fuck face!
I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck-brace!
I gotta just chill
She loves me lots, and that's for real
That night, I snuck in her back door with a bucket of chicken and a bottle
of Faygo
Tip-toe, tip-toe creeping, cause I know my baby's sleeping
Snuck in the bedroom, look through (aaaahhh!)
She stuck me in the eye with a broom
Pulled it up
Popped my eye back and I can't find her
Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room, ran for the
bathroom, gotta take a doo
Now I stress pulling out my hair, I think I heard that bitch up-stairs
Up the steps, wicked clown
Then I hear a clicking sound
Honey, is that you? How's about a kissy smoochie poo?
Her daddy's gun to my nugget
Never liked the bitch, anyway, fuck it

"So what'd you do?"
"I tried to run, but he was always right there, just ahead of me."
"He would always catch me, and hurt me."

[Chorus #5]
Nah, man
She don't like me man
Nah, she don't like me, man
That bitch shot me in the head, man
She shot me in the nugget, man
Nah, she don't like me, man, she don't like me
She shot me in the nugget, man
How's she gonna like me, man?
She shot me in the nugget, dog
She don't like me, man
Stop it, man, she don't like me
No she don't!
Look at my head, man!
She shot me in the forehead, man!
How's she gonna like me, man?

This ho like me!





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Insane Clown Posse Stalker Comments
  1. J.... E....

    So someone actually ate laurie.

  2. T.... W....

    Things u do when u a stalker! The wicked shit. Mmfcl from AR

  3. b.... ....

    There are creatures that live on the moon. They are referred to as moon liars.

  4. b.... ....

    Jack off in her back yard. Lmao

  5. b.... ....

    He had Peter Griffin voice before Peter Griffin was a thing. In the heeeouse!

  6. c.... w....

    tick tock tick toawk no luck.. yep lol

  7. H.... C....

    Probably my favourite song by ICP

  8. h.... ....

    This EP is my favorite ICP release.

  9. l.... L....

    Soopa Gathering 2 whoops

  10. A.... A....

    Instead of she put it to he 👉💌

  11. D.... D....

    "Hello? Hi itz me" lol

  12. P.... G....

    Jokers wild ha ha ha ha ha

  13. T.... 1....

    Fuck no your a loser, yea but I'll stick my boot up your ass!

  14. K.... K....

    Whoop whoop fam

  15. K.... K....

    Still bumpen it in 2019

  16. S.... L....

    Love ICP especially the older stuff hard to believe I bn listening to them for over 20 years I'm still cute though 😋

  17. R.... L....

    Hows bout a date 2 tickets for the circus ...pick u up at 8?

  18. M.... W....

    You wouldn't like jiffy it ain't got no nutzzzzzzz

  19. S.... ....

    I miss the 90’s. WCW vs WWF on Monday nights, all the badass cartoons on Nick and Cartoon Network, Michael Jordan destroying fools, and hands-down the coolest toys.

  20. j.... c....

    Never been happier to be that creepy goth in the trench coat mmfwcl

  21. C.... L....

    2019...its okay to like ICP ladies and gentlemen!

  22. D.... F....

    Any 2019ers here

  23. c.... ....

    This describes my ex perfectly lol

  24. R.... R....

    THE STALKER!!

  25. f.... A....

    Go on and get that Ass!!!

  26. D.... M....

    u wouldn't like jiffy it ain't got no nuts

  27. m.... ....

    she ran away scared and i'm staring at her butt cheeks

  28. C.... W....

    She ran away scared and I'm staring at her buttcheacks

    C.... W....

    Butt cheaks? Lol "cheaks"

  29. Y.... H....

    “Aww...Huh...Hoooo!”

  30. C.... W....

    1:50 LOL

  31. J.... R....

    SHE TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF WITH SUCH CLASS!!

  32. a.... ....

    GO ON AND GET THAT ASS!

  33. C.... W....

    3:06 best lyrics to any song in the world ever

  34. D.... M....

    I THINK THAT THIS HOE LIKES ME YEA

  35. B.... C....

    Icp's best work imo

  36. J.... D....

    2018! HERE WE COME! MUCH CLOWN LUV!!!!

  37. A.... R....

    3:37 Ran thru the bedroom...

    Ran thru the livin room...

    Ran for the bathroom...

    Gotta take a douce/doom....


    ahahhahHHAHAHH fam love that part....wicked

  38. A.... R....

    OH!?!?
    HI!?!?
    HEY!)!

    that peanut butter *sucks* !!!!

    A.... R....

    It aint got nuts

  39. S.... ....

    Fuck yeah y'all ! Been down for like 20 years ! I'm 31 and going to the Milenko show in Detroit on December 23rd ! MCL ! 4Life

  40. L.... S....

    brilliant this ho

  41. F.... R....

    NOBODY DONT LIKE NO PEANUT BUTTER IFIT AINT GOT NO NUTZ. !

  42. F.... R....

    NOBODY DONT LIKE NO PEANUT BUTTER IFIT AINT GOT NUTZ. !

  43. j.... ....

    My cousin bought a geometro covered in icp stickers and this album was cut then resewn into the seat....

    j.... ....

    jesbro301 that's awesome

    j.... ....

    I would love to here the story behind that car

  44. J.... C....

    2017 bumping. Very special year for us fam. Whoop whoop #17

  45. C.... L....

    The dopest fucking song ever in life my fav
    #1 mutha fuckin juggalette WCL

  46. G.... H....

    YEAH BUT I'LL STICK MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS

  47. R.... E....

    cuz I'm in the haaaaugh

  48. B.... I....

    Long time listener, brought here by a Mandela effect video. "You wouldn't like Jiffy it ain't got no nuts." It WAS fucking Jiffy. Wtf is this Jif bullshit?!

    B.... I....

    Same here. There's also the Mandela effect thing about 52 states. "Fuck all 52 states, oooh, and fuck you" from ICP - Fuck The World.

  49. B.... B....

    they sang this at dcg con it was lit

  50. J.... L....

    I love old school ICP..

    J.... L....

    These new school kids have no idea

  51. C.... B....

    This describes my life in eight minutes and thirty two seconds😭😂

    C.... B....

    Captain Badass1991 creepy bitch

  52. J.... J....

    Violent J the country singer? NO, VIOLENT J THE SOUTHWEST GANGSTER-O!

    J.... J....

    I;m not confused at all words leave me

    J.... J....

    Jameson Jeffery whoop whoop

  53. T.... T....

    This whole album is dope.

    T.... T....

    I'm not a juggalo but this album goes hard.

  54. W.... B....

    i'm a scrub and i love icp

  55. G.... V....

    YEAH GO ONNNN AND GET THAT ASSSS!

    G.... V....

    +Guilherme Varella HOOCHIE COOCHIE SMOOCHIE

    G.... V....

    yo. yooy.yooooooooo. she- she-- she done like me man,, ugh. sheee... nahh man ... she shot me in the nugget man,,,, she don like me man.... ^________^ *whoop*

    G.... V....

    Guilherme Varella language

    G.... V....

    @renee Collar Obviously English fucker.

  56. A.... [....

    This may be my fav track by ICP :D

  57. M.... w....

    I been hawkin for about two weeks
    an i aint even got a fuckin kiss on the cheek

    M.... w....

    Metatron wzz. SHE WITH SOME FUCK FACE, IMMA PUT THAT COLLEGE BOY IN A NECK BRACE!

  58. d.... ....

    protect ur self from UNIFORMED gang members. police everywhere

  59. T.... ....

    This song seems loud to me, regardless of headphones or not. Or, is that even what you guys are talking about? Because the quality seems fine to me also.

  60. a.... t....

    Being a juggalo is being a gang member? Guess im in a gang O.o WHOOP WHOOP!!!

  61. c.... p....

    Hoochiemama is an annoyibg fuckin ho ass kid

  62. A.... G....

    I love this song mcl

  63. f.... ....

    I love being a Juggalo Whoop Whoop!

  64. N.... ....

    i love this song, its a really good oldschool one MCL !!!!

  65. b.... k....

    WHOOP WHOOP

  66. B.... ....

    She told you to fuck off with such class!

  67. M.... ....

    Im blezzd to be a juggalo -out

  68. r.... ....

    No they didn't. That was their idea. They didn't even like KISS.

  69. A.... ....

    don't mind her...she just got stalked by one of us and now she is all fucked up

  70. j.... F....

    this song is the shit fuck everybody talking shit about i.c.p.

  71. j.... F....

    @hoochiemama1897 They are christians

  72. E.... E....

    @hoochiemama1897 LOL, word :)

  73. s.... ....

    fuck no your a loser ,but ill date you anyway

  74. M.... M....

    i need to find the most dark and brutal icp song besides walk into the darkness

  75. 4.... ....

    @Ogizzie AMEN

  76. A.... ....

    @Ogizzie I'll agree that their guitar tracks are cheesier than Kraft, but CoC in particular was a shitfest to my ears. I'd pick literally anything they did after that, over CoC, production and lyric-wise. Riddlebox is pretty much their magnum opus, and it still has the lo-fi sound you're referring to.

    A.... ....

    Never had it made was good

  77. J.... M....

    CoC was one of there better albums much rather listen to it then The Great Milenko. Hell I'm writing this comment while wearing a CoC shirt

  78. A.... ....

    @kittypielooloo CoC is a horribly produced, horribly lyricized album. I think you're only saying that to sound like an OG juggalo.

  79. d.... ....

    TILL THE NEXT LIGHT IB MY PING VOX WAGON MCL

  80. L.... J....

    fuck yeah some old school wicked shit

  81. C.... S....

    I think this ho likes me yeah, "SHE TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF WITH SUCH CLASS!!" lolz

  82. E.... E....

    SHE RAN AWAY SCARED & IM STARIN @ HER BUTTCHEEKS

  83. s.... ....

    you wouldnt like jiffy it aint got no nutz why dont u try this!!!!whoop whoop

  84. u.... ....

    classic shit man icp dont make em like this no more

  85. C.... ....

    I'm sad this wasn't played on The Old Shit Tour. Definitely shoulda been on the setlist.

  86. D.... O....

    Whoop Whoop!!!!