Iggy Pop - I'm A Conservative Lyrics






I used to lead a quiet life
In fact it was a bare existence
I passed out on many floors
I don't do that any more

Hello my friends
Is everybody happy?
Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
I'm a conservative

I like the small black marks on my hands
I'm a conservative
I like the crazy girls that I screw
Hey I know them all well

And when I run out of bread I laugh
All the way to the bank
Sometimes I pause for a drink
Conservatism ain't no easy job

I smile in the mornings
I live without a care
Nothing is denied me
And nothing ever hurts

I got bored so I'm making my millions
When you're conservative you get a better break
You're always on the rigltt side
When you're conservative

You walk with pride
Pride is on your side
Pride pride pride
Is on our side
Oh boy
Pride is on our side

I like my beer
I like my bread
I love my girl
I love my head

I'm in the clear man
I'm in the dear
Because I'm a conservative
I'm a conservative
I really am
Ohyeslam

And it would mean so much to me
If you would only be like me
Yes it could mean so much to me

Hey look me over
Lend me an ear
I'm a conservative





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  1. E.... D....

    Oh boy! Pride is on our side!

  2. E.... D....

    Why does it sound alot like donny trump?

  3. L.... S....

    What a killer song. It's the perfect combination of 70's glam, 50's rock 'n roll, and that raw Stooges sound. The timing really gets me, it's like there's a thick fat laziness that makes it feel real sleazy. Someone should make a video for this similar in tone and style to DJ Shadow's "Nobody Speak". Highly recommend the entire album, Iggy is a real treasure.

  4. g.... ....

    OMG..this is NOT serious political commentary!!!! it IS a tight piece of ROCK n ROLL!

    g.... ....

    Everything old is new again

  5. M.... ....

    Cool song! It could have just as well been titled "I'm a Democrat". Especially these days.

    M.... ....

    try Phils Ochs' "Love Me, I'm a Liberal". I think you'll find what you're looking for.

  6. G.... K....

    Well defined adam's apple.

  7. S.... D....

    I dont listen to floyd anymore.....

  8. S.... D....

    The British Tory party should adopt this as their song.fuck Dancing Queen....

  9. S.... D....

    if you can relate to these lyrics then yeah you've become the enemy,shock horror.I think you grow up,sadly around 20/21 ?

  10. C.... P....

    Rock solid perfect.

  11. M.... M....

    Says it all.

  12. H.... C....

    I've heard somewhere that high school teachers have a higher iq than most lawyers. Enter the school teacher's son, who had the gray matter enough to write a song about Donald Trump way back in 1980.

  13. m.... ....

    It's hard to tell if he's making fun of conservatives, or making fun of people who make fun of conservatives. Either way, rockin' song

    m.... ....

    I think it is a little of both.
    In 1980 conservatism was making a big comeback.

  14. G.... D....

    Iggy told me himself , man f' those stick in the ass conservatives , they won't even listen to the lyrics. But they did Iggy , and they still didn't get it . you can ask him yourself if you ever see him. Blah Blah Blah . no Brain no Pain.

  15. T.... K....

    Funny how Iggy, Lou Reed, Frank Zappa and others who would have been considered liberals 30 years ago sound like dyed in the wool conservatives now. They weren't conservative in the Reagan sense but believed in personal freedom, responsibility and government out of your life so they would probably be more libertarian today. Anyone sounds conservative by todays liberal standard because modern libs are leftist and communistic. Watch old SNL episodes they were radical then now they couldn't even do the stuff they did. Liberals really aren't liberal at all.

    T.... K....

    Cool story.

  16. J.... S....

    Iggy is now a Conseravative, sure (cool people like good music and pay for it) but, have any of the Conservatives commenting on this and shouting F*CK YEAH, actually listened to the lyrics?
    He's ripping you big time (back when he was cool before he sold out)
    You idiots REALLY don't get irony do you :D

    J.... S....

    No, he's satirising the people who satirise conservatism without bothering to understand anything about it.


    What's that you said about irony?

    J.... S....

    @Shaun Patrick O'Jameson No, he's satirising the people who satirise the people who satirise Conservatism.
    Bit of a reach there pal. People understand all too well what Conservatism is about. Anyway, nice try.

    J.... S....

    @John Stones none of what he sings about is conservatism. He's literally mocking you!


    See "The Moral Stereotypes of Liberals and Conservatives: Exaggeration of Differences across the Political Spectrum" by Jesse Graham , Brian A. Nosek, Jonathan Haidt. Conservatives understand liberals better than liberals understand conservatives. Iggy's mocking liberals' ignorance of conservatives, and if you were not ignorant yourself you would have worked that out.

  17. J.... S....

    Bowie was a right winger, too. Many of the great British rockers were. The new, shitty ones are all unthinking lefties. And yes I know Iggy isn't British.

    J.... S....

    @Robert Murray Yeah, of course. I've lived in California my entire life and have known several. I'm 50 years old and have NEVER heard an American use the term "Paki".

    J.... S....

    Citation Needed

    J.... S....

    It's an abbreviation ffs!

    J.... S....

    Bowie wasn't a Conservative, according to the people that actually knew him. He didn't support Scottish independence though, for what it's worth.

    J.... S....

    @John Smith Paul McCartney used it too when he was with the Beatles. Ironically. He must be a Conservative too...

  18. H.... C....

    "America is politically sorted by generations in a way it never has before. The oldest voters are the most conservative, white, and Republican, and the youngest voters the most liberal, racially diverse, and Democratic." - Johnathan Chait, NY Times magazine, The Intelligencer.

    H.... C....

    We're all liberals when we're young.
    Then people find out how this government bullshit works and sway more to the other side of things.
    It doesn't make anyone less American.
    It just means that people aren't as well informed.

  19. D.... C....

    wen the fuk was I,?

  20. G.... K....

    I'm here because of the insane left.

  21. n.... t....

    he said in an interview back then he really was a cosnervative . he means it!

  22. a.... ....

    FAKE CONSERVATIVE NEWS

  23. S.... O....

    It’s sarcasm if ya know Iggy

    S.... O....

    Doesn't matter,the right wing loves this song.....

  24. E.... D....

    Nothing. Is denied me. And nothing everhurts i could shoot somebody and still get elected its a witchhunt you bunch of losers

  25. J.... S....

    but he isn't

    J.... S....

    Oh let them think he is , they don't have much to look up to , I mean - meatloaf & uncle ted ? How proud they must be .

    J.... S....

    He isn’t left wing either. He’s a libertarian. He supported Reagan in the 80s and opposes statism and imposed egalitarianism

  26. M.... R....

    Who really cares how Iggy votes? He's a great artist regardless. Are any politicians of either party actually worth voting for? I digress....

  27. R.... L....

    Jcushing5 The 2018 definition of "#Conservative" is #Selfish, #Greedy& #Impatient, #Facist and #Kleptocratic & happily accept #LaunderedRussianMoney as #CampaignContributions!

  28. t.... ....

    haha just awesome, always good to hear those good old records again. Iggy = total genius

  29. T.... K....

    It's funny that when this song came out people thought he was joking

    T.... K....

    it's funny that you think he's not joking

    T.... K....

    the lyrics are clear mocking conservatives. is this supposed to be from the viewpoint of a liberal or is he making fun of himself?

  30. R.... L....

    Jcushing5 ~~ Well hello.. Question for you! Do you think that Persons like this guy, ie Mr IGGY POP actually do anything called WORK?? Just askin.. you think, what he does is NOT Work?? Trust me, this man, 1) Even making it to an appointment is Work, or Getting to a Gig, was work! Most people have their "Own Definition" of "Conservative! Look at #Trump! #GOP! #CriminalGOP AND Trump are #Selling off #America and STEALING all they can, while accepting #RussianLaunderedMoney to support their #Campaigns! THEY are NOT #CONSERVATIVE at all!! They USE the term to hide the real truth.. #SAD!

    R.... L....

    This is what a burnt out hippie looks like, kids. Don't do drugs.

    R.... L....

    I have been to an Iggy Pop show a couple of years ago and let me tell you, if you don't think this guy works, then you haven't seen work in your life.

  31. M.... P....

    I use to dispise this song and now I love it.
    Obliquely sublime.

    Repeat listening helped me get there.

    Hey: Lend me an ear...

  32. T.... L....

    Trumps Theme! ♤X_X!♤ Hate all those different/pleasure fuckers/ego addicts, Who constantly self project rather than ever have to truly self- reflect, to a truth!

  33. M.... ....

    Iggy's songs are mostly all so over the top cartoonish I just think it is silly to link a quote from thirty three years ago with a song title and then claim that he must mean it. I bet anything that Iggy's points of view could not be labeled so simplistically. One line in the song that really stands out to me is "It would mean so much to me if you would only be like me" Iggy is not that way, he does not care. This is a cartoon song about self loathing.

    M.... ....

    Multi0515 you sound like you’d cry if you found out the guy really is a conservative.

    M.... ....

    @Mark Ripollone LOL Iggy is like most I think. He was left when young, became Capitalist right with success

  34. G.... N....

    love Iggy, but song sucks

    G.... N....

    hello my friends....is everyone happy....how can you not like that intro...cmon...iggy goofing around he knows the song is not up to much...look at his titles dog food.. loco mosquito...eggs on a plate...eat or be eaten... in the 80s...he ain't taking it at all serious so why should we...I love this song and lp..iggy is the man...hey look me over and lend me an ear....lust for life...reference...stay hungry

    G.... N....

    @SeenUnSeen SeenUnSeen that was a Shakespear reference in the beginning

  35. d.... ....

    la iguana siempre adelantandoe a los tiempos...

  36. k.... j....

    Really could not give a fuck what iggy pop's real or implied political views are! Just like the tuneage.

  37. C.... P....

    Perfect song for the times.

  38. F.... ....

    I'm a Right Winger.. cause the Liberals and Conservatives are all the same BS

  39. J.... P....

    seen Live 1982 Royal Oak Michigan Nash the slash opened... Try topping that.

    J.... P....

    +Joe Peloquin ...The Police Picnic, 1981 in Ontario...Nash, The Specials, The GoGos, and too many to remember.

    J.... P....

    I saw Iggy & the Stooges perform at a bar in Lansing, MI in 1973. Again in 1982 at the Nectarine Ballroom in Ann Arbor.

    J.... P....

    I saw him twice once Bowie was secretly on stage at one point. Found out afterward. Nash was cool.

  40. K.... O....

    Holy (...) This Song Has Preamble like Jazz Era.

  41. E.... H....

    The guitar complexity and piano simplicity is worthy of your fav poet reciting their fav poem. I'd buy the music without the vocal tracks. Then IGGY skewers POTUS 43 and his less powerful ilk. Takes a knife and cuts out heart and liver. OPEN UP and BLEED.

  42. n.... ....

    Of course, you leftists desperate to think he doesn't mean it.

    n.... ....

    @Mark Rago to be fair most people are phobic

    n.... ....

    @A2Z83 And that is their right in a free country. It's natural instinct to recognize difference in others. There are fringe groups of elite who think they can change that. I'm opposed to hate or victimizing people, but if you want a trans or gay person to be free to live and think as they choose, you better be prepared to recognize the same freedom for Bible thumpers, zealots, even phobics. Freedom is a two way street. You can't legislate people into tolerance. That's authoritarian. If people are hateful bigots, society will recognize them as such. Not all people agree on everything or accept everything. That's life, particularly in a free country. It would be a dull planet if we all subscribe to a single ideology. Utopia is a silly pipe dream, the SJW progressive left can be as Orwellian and fascist as the Evangelical Conservative right. We are not obedient sheep. I refuse to adhere to such partisan tripe. If you want to, that's your right.

    n.... ....

    @Mark Rago the problem is the bible thumpers arent for letting people live their lives and everyone else has always been expected to be the tolerant better person and let them do their thing which is stopping other people from doing their thing

    n.... ....

    @A2Z83 The problem is dual edged love. I agree that moral posturing on the right and in church is problematic, but it's equally problematic on the left, fringe feminism, Antifa, etc. Freedom and liberty are amazing concepts, born out of necessity because society is diverse, not only in race, sexuality, and religion, but in ideology and personal values as well. I have no right to dictate your moral or value code to you, nor you to me. Remember, the same lefty politicians that yell about Islamaphobia and oppression of Muslim tradition in America are the same who condemn Catholics for not offering their business service to gays or other groups of people. Look, let businesses discriminate if they must. The free market will punish them over time. It's hard to imagine a business that discriminates not eventually crumbling, because the next business down the street will serve all people with zero prejudice. Again, I support tolerance and civility, and I consider myself classic Liberal, I don't agree with the modern politics left or right. Government should be limited to basic function. They should not be in the business of forcing tolerance or ideology on people. Unlike many, I believe society becomes more civil and mature over time. You have fringes like Trump and white nationalist, or HRC, Bernie, and Brave New World Marxists that want to destroy family values and traditional spirituality. It's all bad. Let society shape society, we don't need government doing social engineering. That's the beginning of the end, and here we are.

    n.... ....

    @Paul Little me.

  43. J.... ....

    What crap immature privileged lyrics. Most conservatives are working class.

    J.... ....

    "privileged" LMAO

    J.... ....

    Jcushing5 The 2018 definition of "#Conservative" is #Selfish, #Greedy& #Impatient, #Facist and #Kleptocratic & happily accept #LaunderedRussianMoney as #CampaignContributions!

    J.... ....

    you really can't tell he's being satirical? you need to give your head a shake

    J.... ....

    @Russ L J You're as bad as Trump with the hashtag shit. Politicians been short changing us for decades bro, where you been?

  44. D.... F....

    crazy wonderful iggy

  45. D.... D....

    He ROCKS. 

  46. j.... s....

    all time great infinate

    j.... s....

    oh yes i am.i really am.soldier album is a fucking masterpiece. all great musicians. bowie is on it. the godfather, iggy fucking pop. 

    j.... s....

    so under appreciated