iDubbbz - Asian Jake Paul Lyrics
(We will act immediately)
[IDubbbz:]
Calling all units, shots fired
Shots fired in front of the Supreme store
Send all available units
Send in the back-up
Send in the big gun
Send in the canine unit
Send in the... fuck
I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savor it
But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K
Oh, no! You getting mad?
Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand?
You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words?
Talk like you eating some paste, ayy
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy
Say to your audience's face, ayy
How Jacob Sartorius tastes
Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghost writer
Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine
[Boyinaband:]
Woo! You've been pretending
Ever since your little rice balls descended
Let kids think you did it all
When you weren't capable of making up playground insults
Whoo, that's bad, but then I heard you try to rap
I was more disappointed than when I found out
Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats
Boy, gotta flex
Gotta flex, flex, flex
Because when you've got no personality
Replace it with a Rolex
You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes?
Hoping to die, they're so tired
Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face
No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say
[IDubbbz:]
"Oh my God, you're such a legend
You make me so wet with your reckless spending
You gained my respect and you're oh so funny
Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!"
You're fucking delusional
So try your best to remember
You are not a pimp
You're a borderline sex offender
Diss boy a flavour of the month
But which is it, huh?
A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta
It's salt and vinegar
You're like Kanye without the talent
Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot
Like Soulja Boy but...
Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy
[Boyinaband & iDubbbz:]
Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch
But, dude, you're gonna be crucified
How can you claim that shit
When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie?
[IDubbbz:]
Little hoe, little bitch
Suck my 5.3-inch dick
Admit that you just got pounded
I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it
(Get it, because you're Asian?)
(That's what you wanted, right?)
("Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes")
Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour
To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor
[Boyinaband:]
Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit
You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick
Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict
Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!)
How the fuck can someone called gum
Not realize they're in a bubble?
But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right?
Isn't that your excuse?
When you're too stupid to explain your views
'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube
You're an insecure, unoriginal, little bitch and that's that
So, come to think of it
You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat
[IDubbbz:]
Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks
And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch
Now I'm finished as planned
It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad
But I got one question to ask you, bro
Did it feel good, though?
[*a crow caw echoes*]
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iDubbbz Asian Jake Paul Comments
Imagine being the one who got dissed
this post was made by the IDubbbz gang
I just realised. Ian referenced what rice said once in one his videos
I love how Pewdiepie is just there dancing and smiling, it's so cute how they're all just hanging out.
Felix: *is in two epic disstracks*
Me: my god someone stop this madlad
Who's that Fuckin guy looks like pewdiepie he has legs
One thing that triggered me: "You're like Kanye, but without the talent." That implies Kanye has talent.
No no no, you misunderstand. “You’re like Kanye (you have no talent), without the talent (worse than no talent)”
This is in one of the playlists YouTube makes based on the music you listen to.
OH FUCK YEAH
He's still alive.
Just barely...
0:20 when your friend plays smash bro’s with you so you give him your nba game
This video will probably be popular in like 2041
My favourite entertainers make a video together makes me happy
Racist b***h
Noo this b***h talks sh*t about my boi rice
Bruh hes not racist just because Rice is a garbage content creator who got absolutely flamed.
@Eon Oreo lmao why are you censoring? just say shit and bitch normally lolol
Bro wtf he says the n word
Plus this is sh*t
Gayboy what up
Calling him racist and now you're using "gayboy" as an insult lmao
Even when he says I wanna be gay ironically you mellinnial fuckwit
Took 3 years but I finally understood the Vinegar joke 👁👄👁
The subtitle literally say "vinigga"
You are king !
261 police code=RAPE (true fact)
Little BITCH
pewdiepie doesn't have a single line in here
..pretty bad
I know you are for probably thinkin rice gums is better when it's just shite compared to this masterpiece
COVID-19
why is boyinaband literally friends with everyone
except ricegum
Because ricegum is a punk, wannabe bitch.
ricedum don't need friends, he got his fucking Rolex and fetus level fans
Even gnomestar has called him the “nicest guy on the planet”
This was and still the best diss track ever
No age restriction but good music
Top 10 rappers eiminem was too afraid to diss
This makes me cream
The only youtuber who can be weird during a Diss track
This diss track was so fire it caused a wildfire in australia
Did it feel good tho?
Bruh this is literally a murder
*pan sizzles
Every person who diliked this vid is subbed to rice gum
kind of sounds like h2o 10 mil beats
Somebody here from 2020?Anyone just traveling throught time?
oh my god! where has this been all my life.
People talking about how PewDiePie's just enjoying the moment while we forget Ethan just randomly being in the video.
Our national war call
*idubbz and boyinaband make this song*
*ricegum* coughs
*wins*
Ricedum couldn't make a single point in his favour
I'm pretty sure your brain is still developing if you think he wins this
Im back because this is awesome
Ik they tryna be funny but shit is wack
*I know all the words to this, I think I have a problem.*
PewDiePie be vibing doe 😳 😳😳
Is mini in this
lmao pewds didn’t know what the song was so enjoy that clip of him dancing to nothing
Aside from being a good diss track, it's also just good music.
It’s salt and Vi NWORD
gamer music
I want a Pewdiepie Bumper Cars Extended Cut
iDubbbz : I'm gay
Me : *no but actually yes*
78 million views, jesus christ! It's great but those numbers are serious!
Really surprised that no one ever tried to call the police on this guy, I mean, this was a murder on all levels.
This is beautiful how am i just finding this now
I sing this in school more than 2 years later. Iconic.
Feb 2020 here, just proving this is legendary
Newest comment is just people who didn't watch the content cop.
Holy shit how did it take me 2 years to notice that pewdiepie is in this video?
That pewdiepie guy looking mad fresh, he should start a youtube channel fr.
Big L for ricegum
Who's here her in 2020_______>>
If there was an SS tier I would put idubbbz there
Rice gum got burned
Literally, i dont care
Then why are you here kid go watch your shitty ricegum
@kai yes
@kai yo don't bully him he might call his mom
I don't get the whole concept about this beef but who are they posting this on the Pauls or is it rice gum or is it Casey
Ŕıčəğūm
i'm vietnamese
I came here bc
“IM GAY”
-
Not funny
Is funny.
3 years, i remember this when it was new.
Who is here in 2020 just to live up this legendary video
Idubbbz: *good rap with strong evidence*
Asian jake paul:He StAlK mE aNd SaY n-WoRd
Worst disstrack ever
Stfu fartnite kid
splish splash ur opinion Is trash
And yet you run a fortnite channel you cant call anything shit unless its fortnite or your channel
1v1 me in GTA I will fucking end you like iddubz ended ricecums career
Dudes gay
Fuck school 🏫
Then pewdiepie makes a disstrack
I wanna be gei
I’m still waiting on the minecraft parody lololol
Jeez 78mil views. Timeless classic
Idubbbz: Cuz you're too scared you're going on pewdipie
Pewdiepie: T W E R K S
(2:12 - 2:18) . . . wait is he talking about me or rice here.
Cuz it straight sucks
Carlos piss off back to Mexico you fucking fetus brain lit
He used pewdiepie cuz he knew without em hes only getting 1k views
And you used a hate comment to try and get one like that is not your own like. Being honest it does not show tho I bet you probably have a good chunk you dislikes on the comment
@Kaylee Marie show me I am a pussy
Did I ask for likes no soo shush
@lil carlos !! Listen this may be a foreign concept to you, but nobody gives a damn fucking about your opinion so go back to watching a fortnite comp or something
Kid you cant say shit you're subbed to Logan Paul the most cancerous sack of shit on this platform fuck off watching this masterpiece and go watch we found a dead body in the suicide forest
Rice gum won he makes more sence
U joking right?
Yeah the fact that ricecum made a 20 minute video on random shit in response to iddubzs well structured 30 minute video on him made ricecum totally win
This is stupid ass hell
Dumbass
Great job IDubbbz
Wonder if he knows a 261 is police code for rape lol
He did know, that's why he did it
TIKTOK 1:15 🤔
This was made before TikTok got popular tho...
Bruh this was made before tiktok wdym 1:15
And what does this have to do with TikTok tho
He is trying roast jake Paul but he only roasting he’s Self
Are you 2 year's old?
@ApCoc -Clash of Clans probably
He is not trying to roast Jake Paul he's roasting Ricegum. The title of the video is ASIAN Jake Paul
@David Benjamin that just show's you jake pauls fan base
Bruh give you dad back his phone and go back to watching your fucking fortnite cringe comps
This is the worst track I've ever heard and I've heard Earthquake by KSI
i hate idubz so much yall can fight me
Sorry I’m pretty sure hitting a 2yo is illegal
@craig the default skin 2 month*
Terminal Illness ah yes my bad
Pretty sure fetuses cant fight you fuckwit
Pewdiepie is just like the fun cousin
I used this to diss my enemy cuz they roasted me and pushed me so thank you
I still need to learn the accent tho
Damn idaddy can sing too. What can't this man do
It's not good lyrics
Yes it is
They make sense if you watched to full expose video
@Deadpoppin oop it just doesn't sound good is what I mean
@ALX C or ya know you just don't like this rap style, after all it ain't fucking mumble rapping if that's what it's called
I like how he kept Pewdiepie a secret. He kept him out of the title and they even didn’t add him in the lyrics until he showed up.
this stuf as gud as erb