Ice Cube - A Gangsta's Fairytale Lyrics






[Intro: Little Russ, Ice Cube]

[story-teller] Once upon a time, in the black part of the city
[young kid] Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0
[door swings shut, car peels out]

[Russ] Yo Ice Cube, man
[Cube] Whassup man?
[Russ] Why you...
[Cube] Whassup?
[Russ] Yo Ice Cube man, why you always kickin the shit about the bitches
and the niggaz? Why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man? The
fuckin kids?!
[Cube] Word

[Verse One: Ice Cube]

Little boys and girls, they all love me
Come sit on the lap of I-C-E
And let me tell ya a story or two
About a punk-ass nigga I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop
Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of shit he's a pro
So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil nap
Dumb bitch, gave him the claps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was really important
Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Lorenzoes
He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends sellin sheepskins

[Little Bo Peep]
Yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, what's up with that?

Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve o'clock
Cinderella ain't home must be givin up the cock
I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White, she was fuckin her dwarfs
Saw a fight over colors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
A bad influence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go

[Interlude: Little Russ]

Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
This is Little Russ in the house
Rock that shit homey, rock that shit!
(Well, you know the rest)

[Verse Two: Ice Cube]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
With a joint, drinkin some 8-ball
Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
Lookin for, the wolf to kill
They're fucked up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
And Mister Rogers is gettin mighty jealous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
They said that the motherfuckin wolf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he let the wolf know
We're gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause Cinderella is much too fast
Before twelve, givin up ass
Double barrels all loaded and cocked
As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They bailed down Sesame Street and caught em
Little Boy Blue is up front givin orders
Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go

[Outro: Little Russ, Ice Cube]

[Cube] Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
[Russ] Yeah you aight, you in the house
We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa
[Cube] Yeah you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass

[Barney Rubble] Some bedtime story huh?
[Bugs Bunny] It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't wanna live here

[Andrew Dice Clay] Ay, good ol' Mother Goose, remember her? I fucked her





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  1. S.... ....

    Ice Cube is criminally underrated

  2. C.... L....

    Klassik

  3. R.... S....

    I never stopped loving this song✊😎

  4. T.... ....

    Wu-tang is for the children and ice cube literally told fairytales to kids. I dig it.

  5. S.... S....

    Ice Cube is like a cool ass uncle

  6. V.... W....

    Cali is in the 🏡 LA for life

  7. t.... ....

    Just found out Del wrote this. I like it even more now.

  8. O.... K....

    Apparently this hit song was prominently featured in Sonic Adventure 2.

  9. K.... S....

    This sht is lit I listen to his music a lot and tupac

  10. C.... Y....

    From what I heard, the jealousy turns into hate.

  11. K.... S....

    This my song

  12. T.... ....

    Apparently, everything that Ice Cube predicted about Little Bo Peep in Gangsta' Fairy Tales comes true in Toy Story 4.

  13. M.... B....

    3:12 "Yeah, good ole Mother Goose, remember her? She fucked me!"

  14. M.... J....

    Ice Cube was one of the top 5 best writers of all time

  15. l.... e....

    one of the best rap albums ever made ...

  16. C.... G....

    ice at his best!!!

  17. D.... S....

    What a masterpiece....Ice is a poet, no doubt.

    D.... S....

    Del The Funky Homosapien wrote this song for cube

    D.... S....

    @killahjoker Wait really? That's crazy. Del is a genius in his own right though.

  18. T.... ....

    Remembered every word to this having not heard it for about 20 years but still having problems remembering where I left my keys 5 mins ago!!!!!!

  19. Y.... H....

    He hoein nwa n the doc lol

  20. E.... B....

    Low key I would want to see a video of Ice Cube's story in the song lmao

    E.... B....

    Emilee Borquez facts

  21. �.... �....

    Now this, This is rap.

  22. D.... C....

    Song was wrote for eazy e.... should have said "come sit on the lap of eazy e" but when he left he took it with him

    D.... C....

    kill dozer this was wrote before E was dead

    D.... C....

    Dizzyy ....ice cube wrote the song for eazy...when cube left nwa he took the song with him and did it himself....this was 91

    D.... C....

    kill dozer yes, I realised after I was thinking of a different song 😂

    D.... C....

    Cube's cousin, Del the Funky Homosapien wrote this....for this album

  23. Z.... M....

    Cuban Guitar

  24. M.... M....

    Damn the baddest rapper in history

  25. M.... I....

    This reminds me of fairy tale s2

  26. g.... u....

    I love this

  27. S.... W....

    Genius some wicked lyrics

    S.... W....

    You would love del the funky homosapien then because he wrote it 😉

  28. A.... R....

    This song was written by Del The Fuck Homosapien - Ice Cubes cousin

    A.... R....

    PerthWA Random Videos *Del the funky homosapien

  29. a.... k....

    i see that this song's beat is almost the same as the one in gonzoes fairytale gangsta. gonzoe stole cubes beat and dissed cube

  30. e.... d....

    This song is extremely inappropriate. I was looking for a kids rap song to show my son and we ended up listening to this. After I explained to him what a sheepskin was he went crying in his room. To all parents: please do not let your children listen to this dispite the fact that it says "fairytail" in the title!

    e.... d....

    elliot doughty are you fucking stupid or some shit? I mean it's a fucken ice cube song. And it says gangster before fairytale yuh fucken idiot

    e.... d....

    Get the fuck out

    e.... d....

    This comment is just a joke im sure this person isnt that fucking retarded

    e.... d....

    Ice cube what u expect

  31. S.... W....

    I'm a white male, 37 years old. I was bumping this joint when y'all niggas was babies and I was in grade eight. Kris Kross. Onyx.

  32. L.... I....

    Is the kid Mr Malik? Not heard this for years!

  33. R.... T....

    This song is insane man Ice Cube always used to drop the hardest shit

  34. C.... M....

    Ice Cube will tell the kids how the story should go......

  35. J.... ....

    yeah you better go home before i whoop your little ass

  36. L.... K....

    Fucking ganster love it

  37. M.... f....

    *ME AS A PARENT*
    MY CHILD: DAD CAN U TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY
    ME: SURE, ONCE UPON A TIME...(START THIS RAP)

  38. D.... O....

    the ruined my childhood but its tight this song stuck in my head

  39. S.... G....

    Still love this album...not much can compete with Cubes first 3 albums. apart from PE. TRACKS WITH CHUCK AND FLAV ON AMERIKKKAS MOST WANTED WAS A WET DREAM FOR ME

  40. O.... B....

    🔊🔊🔊😎🔊🔊🔊

  41. J.... G....

    fuck yeah

  42. V.... R....

    Ice Cube is a hot mess for this one

  43. L.... M....

    It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there

  44. G.... S....

    I don't know care how old SICK TUNE

  45. T.... ....

    This _is_ a kids' song. I loved this when I was 10.

    T.... ....

    This is art bro.

  46. g.... b....

    hickory dikory dock

    g.... b....

    Had a fight with snow white

    g.... b....

    She was fucking her dwarfs

    g.... b....

    Ya bitch rode on my cock

    g.... b....

    @Kvng Makaveli u ruined it.

    g.... b....

    Who's yo Daddy? 😂

  47. c.... m....

    Passed 148 sounds like it was a message to NWA.

    c.... m....

    Oh yeah! It totally does! All these years and it never occurred to me. Humpty is Cube, the three little pigs are Dre Easy and Yella? Is Mr Rodgers NWA's manager?

    c.... m....

    No message to NWA, because Del the Funky Homosapien wrote this, and he's not into beefs

  48. c.... m....

    Passed 1:48 sounds as if it was about NWA .

    c.... m....

    cody mcmoore oh shit it does

    c.... m....

    cody mcmoore yeah coincidence I'm sure tho

    c.... m....

    It is he hoein doc too

    c.... m....

    damn i just noticed not surprised tho

  49. B.... J....

    Old but nice

  50. R.... L....

    Humpty dumpty I remember hehe

  51. J.... ....

    we. are. one. inside

  52. J.... ....

    need a video

  53. �.... ....

    2:58 ションベン垂らしとるよ!!(From 空耳アワー 1994/12/23 & 2002/1/11放送)

  54. G.... H....

    Yea good ol' mother goose remember her?... I fucked her.

  55. G.... H....

    Yea good ol' mother goose remember her?...I fucked her

  56. L.... Y....

    This song is hard as fuck

    L.... Y....

    Like the entire album

    L.... Y....

    +Theblackboy265 You have the Best profile pic ever brow!

    L.... Y....

    +Bald Headed Mudaphukka No you do !

    L.... Y....

    @Declan Burns​ No you do huh...
    We do!

  57. c.... c....

    badass song

  58. l.... D....

    Hahhhahha great song