Hot Mulligan - Jimmy Neutron Had A Dog, So Why Can't I Have A Friend? Lyrics






The bill can't be too much
The truth is that I can't spend enough
Fix my social distrust with something
Pumping gas instead of blood
Hours are nothing to automaton-something
Agree with me, please, don't act like I'm shunning
Connections and friends for simple synapses
Love doesn't work, and you're proof of that happening

Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement
Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement

It's beginning to talk and it said
That I didn't try enough
That I should just give up
Then it left with most my stuff
Blueprints all said
"Fail first, try again"
Just like you said
"The first time you'll fuck up, but always you'll try again"

Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement
Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement

If this is what you call human, this is what I call desperate
If this is what you call human, this is what I call desperate
If this is what you call human, well, this is what I call desperate
If this is what you call human, well, this is what I call desperate
Well, this is what I call desperate

You gave me all these blistered fingers
Over metal shards and oiled fixtures
Fuck you and fuck me even harder
Tell me why'd I even bother
You gave me all these blistered fingers
Over metal shards and oiled fixtures
Fuck you and fuck me even harder
Tell me why'd I even bother

Fuck!

Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
(I wish I was stable again)
Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement
Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
(I wish I was stable again)
Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement





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Hot Mulligan Jimmy Neutron Had A Dog, So Why Can't I Have A Friend? Comments
  1. J.... N....

    Did they just take this off Spotify?

    J.... N....

    I literally just went looking for it and got very confused because I couldn't find it anywhere lmao

  2. A.... J....

    Lyrics:

    The bill can't be too much
    The truth is that I can't spend enough
    Fix my social distrust with something
    Pumping gas instead of blood
    Hours are nothing to automaton-something
    Agree with me, please, don't act like I'm shunning
    Connections and friends for simple synapses
    Love doesn't work, and you're proof of that happening

    Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
    Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement
    Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
    Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement

    It's beginning to talk and it said
    That I didn't try enough
    That I should just give up
    Then it left with most my stuff
    Blueprints all said
    "Fail first, try again"
    Just like you said
    "The first time you'll fuck up, but always you'll try again"


    Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
    Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement
    Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
    Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement

    If this is what you call human, this is what I call desperate
    If this is what you call human, this is what I call desperate
    If this is what you call human, well, this is what I call desperate
    If this is what you call human, well, this is what I call desperate
    Well, this is what I call desperate
    You gave me all these blistered fingers
    Over metal shards and oiled fixtures
    Fuck you and fuck me even harder
    Tell me why I even bother
    You gave me all these blistered fingers
    Over metal shards and oiled fixtures
    Fuck you and fuck me even harder
    Tell me why I even bother
    Fuck


    Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
    (I wish I was stable again)
    Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement
    Now that we're unable to pretend we are stable, I am
    (I wish I was stable again)
    Building my better friends from the scraps that I find in my basement

  3. J.... C....

    Actually I'm building friends from feminists now

  4. J.... C....

    Fuck You and fuck me even harder. Legendary.

  5. M.... B....

    I'm in love!!!

  6. J.... R....

    Love this song so much, sometimes i get teary eyed -- easily my favorite from you guys.
    Takes me back to middle school 10 years ago; struggling with trying to fit in. Friendless. Instead of hanging with friends, I made stop motion films with action figures and toys from my basement.
    Come a long way since:)

    J.... R....

    John Russell How your life going rn man?

    J.... R....

    Is this Anomaly? xD

    J.... R....

    I can't believe no one has asked to see those stop motion masterpieces.
    That was the first thing I did with my G.I. Joes when I got a camera.

  7. D.... ....

    First Br

  8. L.... ....

    this is awesome 💜

  9. J.... W....

    Favorite song, favorite band. Saw them play it live at The Smiling Moose in Pittsburgh and it made my life. Great live performance, wish it was at a better place than the moose, but any place seeing them live is worth it.

  10. T.... Y....

    WHY AM I JUST HEARING OF THIS BAND!?!?! I absolutely hate myself for not hearing them sooner!

    T.... Y....

    Self hatred is the name of the game

  11. K.... ....

    Glad to see you guys are keeping the genre of long meaningless song titles alive and well

    K.... ....

    those are the best song titles tho

    K.... ....

    I think its related

    K.... ....

    literally one of their only song titles that's even close to related to the song

    K.... ....

    Go watch Jimmy Neutron, you uncultured swine.

  12. A.... R....

    Thanks alternative press! I found these guys through them and they're so good!!!!

  13. S.... M....

    because he figured out people can be fake