Holy, Steve - Brand New Girlfriend Lyrics






She said, "I need sometime to find myself
I need a little space to think
And maybe we should start seeing other people
Baby, things are moving way too fast for me"
So I picked up what was left of my pride
And I, I put on my walking shoes
And I got up on that high road
And I did what any gentleman would do

I um, I got a brand new girlfriend!
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man I think I'm onto somethin'
Because I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend

I love it when she calls me buttercup
She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up
She pops the top for me, a cold beer
And says my buddy's always welcome here
When I get hungry she takes me out
I ridin' shotgun like a Shitzu hound
My tails a waggin' my tongue's hangin' out
It makes me wanna shout

I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
Flew out to LA for the weekend
Spent the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man I think I'm onto somethin'
You know I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend

Woo! Cute cute cute

She likes to write our names in the sand
She's hearing wedding bells and making plans
She's gonna hang around a while I guess
And she hadn't even told me she loves me yet

I got a brand new girlfriend
We went and jumped off the deep end
We fly to LA for the weekend
Spend the whole day lyin' on a beach
Wearin' nothin' but a smile
Playin' kissy-kissy smoochy-smoochy
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'
Man I think I'm onto somethin'
You know I feel just like a kid again
I got a brand new girlfriend
She makes me feel just like a kid again
I gotta brand new girlfriend





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  1. J.... R....

    Someone's jealous

  2. D.... ....

    I would totally date that car.

  3. S.... '....

    I got brand new boyfriend

    S.... '....

    My ex boyfriend arnie cheating on me over another girl

  4. M.... G....

    I got a brand new GF last weekend. .308 is her size. PEW PEW PEW life! 2020

  5. V.... F....

    We love this song 🤷🏻‍♀️

  6. m.... o....

    hell yeah brother preach it steve

  7. m.... A....

    Possibly the worst video I've ever seen.

  8. V.... D....

    love this video

  9. G.... G....

    Yea,lol,2019

    G.... G....

    December 30th 2019 and All 2020

  10. J.... K....

    Macy prickle is my new girlfriend

  11. L.... B....

    This is a work in progress, already got the beginning but now I’m working on the new girlfriend part.

  12. J.... J....

    While you're crying over her and moping around she's moving on and living her life. The best way to get over a woman is to get another! Plus if you move on and never contact her again shell respect you more!!!

  13. S.... G....

    2019?????!!

  14. J.... R....

    2019 anybody ??

  15. R.... L....

    2019 anyone

  16. C.... C....

    Why is it so quiet?

  17. A.... G....

    Guys!!! I got my first girlfriend at age 16 🥰😝😊☺️😁

  18. S.... ....

    The video is hilarious & I love this song 😂

    S.... ....

    Hell yell me too

  19. B.... L....

    the spelling on cc sucks butt

  20. T.... C....

    Listening on st pattys day 2k19!!! Who else?

  21. A.... R....

    Just got a brand new gf boys SEND IT

  22. B.... G....

    The blonde girl used to work at the original coyote ugly saloon.

  23. M.... H....

    Who’s still listening to this in 2019?

  24. C.... H....

    Hey call me

  25. C.... H....

    Can I like TWICE. lol. Love it Steve !!!!

  26. J.... P....

    I love this

  27. T.... H....

    Oh wow. 11 years. Man this is the first time I've ever felt like I'm getting old.

  28. L.... L....

    Too Bad he didn't have more hits. I saw him once in concert and he was good.

  29. V.... B....

    Best kind of girlfriend no bitching and when your done with her just put her away. Why did I get married. Smh 🤦‍♂️

  30. T.... L....

    Good song I was a little kid when this song was playing & now I’m 21 years old & still Love it!!!!!

  31. d.... r....

    me and my dad used to listen to this all the time, i was 7 and now im 18, and i still remember all the words 😂

  32. O.... C....

    This video was hilarious

  33. B.... t....

    I've met him a bunch of times and his daughter goes to my school.

  34. L.... R....

    *I GOT A BRAND NEW WAIFU*

  35. G.... L....

    I like that song😁😁😁😁😁😁👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  36. E.... T....

    Ohmygod so many memories!!! I used to love this song as a kid, I GOT A BRAND NEW GIRLFRIEND

  37. t.... M....

    i gotta brand new sex doll ......

  38. S.... R....

    No yes😈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐱

  39. J.... W....

    Anyone watching this 12 years later? Cause I still have my original girlfriend who's in my profile pic!

    J.... W....

    13 years later so I could add it 5o my iheart.

  40. B.... ....

    I think the blow up doll makes it funnier

  41. W.... M....

    Sumucci, kissy, girlfriend.

  42. E.... S....

    Damn sure wouldn't let the skank get that 2 door boat

  43. D.... I....

    2018 anyone

    D.... I....

    2019 😉

    D.... I....

    @Dank Lord Saladin 2019 bros up in here!

    D.... I....

    All about it 2019 bros lmfao

  44. K.... W....

    #ColinFarrell, Is this what you were thinking? Lol from The Girlfriend in the Pictures Daughter... Lol Yeah my Dad's name is Steve he also found himself a Jessica back when they broke up I heard, Her Irish ex.Rich did also..... And Mama well She's careful now and afraid...

  45. E.... J....

    Very cute video and I love the song.

  46. D.... O....

    I like it

  47. D.... m....

    Welp,grey hair dose not lie...im getting old 😝

  48. J.... W....

    I have a brand new girlfriend in shatara, better than jennifer!!!

  49. M.... M....

    This song is STILL better than Today's "Country".

  50. J.... W....

    The video is so funny I love it

  51. T.... H....

    12 when this song hit god almighty listened to this everyday 😂😂

  52. D.... V....

    I love they song and yhis is a song about me

  53. d.... l....

    that woman is so cool

  54. J.... C....

    Worst song I've ever heard.

    J.... C....

    JCrewz Crewz worst comment I’ve ever read

  55. J.... F....

    classic

  56. K.... B....

    My new bf was playing this song the first time I went to his house. I was surprised to say the least. It was our second date! We used to work together!!!

  57. A.... F....

    Best song ever

  58. A.... F....

    I love this when 7 and when it good

  59. B.... P....

    dammit I love this song

  60. L.... W....

    This sucks

  61. W.... ....

    I don't know if they used a doll for the girlfriend for laughs or if they couldn't find a person for the role.

  62. A.... L....

    I heard this in the garage in my grandfathers house when I was 7 and for some reason it popped into my head today I'm almost 17

  63. M.... H....

    lars and the real girl XD

  64. S.... ....

    2:02 train on bridge

    S.... ....

    SmashedCaboose fagott

  65. T.... I....

    12 years later still missing and loving this song ;-;

  66. T.... _....

    I was 4 when this came out, I'm 14 now still loving it!

    T.... _....

    Tristan Gaming same haha

    T.... _....

    Tristan Gaming same! 4 years old and new every word

  67. L.... B....

    not a huge country music fan but this song is my jam

    L.... B....

    why do you have to say stuff like that?

  68. C.... W....

    This song is the best I haven't heard it in years

  69. P.... D....

    fav sooooong lmao

  70. J.... J....

    I JUST ODLER THIS CD FROM www.best buy.com

  71. W.... H....

    I did a gig with Steve.Man he is a blast.

  72. B.... S....

    I hate anything country or similar to country music but this will always be the best 😂😂😂

    B.... S....

    Brice Scott this is barely even a country song

    B.... S....

    why do you feel that way?

  73. A.... P....

    i remember when this first came out. loved it then and still do. i was 6 about to 17 now damn!

    A.... P....

    same thats crazy

    A.... P....

    Sammmeee

  74. D.... V....

    Much better than "Shake it Off"

  75. R.... B....

    Love this song my friend did that

  76. Y.... Y....

    this is a funny music video hahahahahaha it really happens in real life.... hahahahhaha lol

  77. G.... ....

    I used to hear this song when I was growing up

  78. A.... S....

    OMG...I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS SONG...UNTIL ZACH ZEBAUGH SANG IT ON THE VOICE LAST SEASON!!! THE BEST ONE ON THE SHOW...AND HE SHOULDA WON!!!

  79. A.... K....

    god i used to love this song as a kid

    A.... K....

    Brick Lover 225 legit same

    A.... K....

    Allison Kitaguchi samme and I still know every single word!!

    A.... K....

    Allison Kitaguchi i remember being 4 years old blaring thid and singing all the timr

    A.... K....

    Same here

    A.... K....

    Same and I still do

  80. D.... C....

    This song is catchy, has a deeeeevent singer you know, and has a wonderful meaning. Just really is the feel GREAT country song of its time X3 very comical and true , none the less XP

  81. M.... B....

    it sound like rock n roll 2 mee!!

  82. M.... M....

    when you realize you have nobody

  83. C.... G....

    my song yassss

    C.... G....

    +Nataley Billingslea country girl XD

  84. M.... Y....

    Alright there! Have you tried - Jacksons Badass Dating Tips? (search on google) Ive heard some extraordinary things about it and my cousin got an excellent dates with it. It looks like a great way to attract women.

  85. K.... H....

    My Fiancee for 5 years on July 15 2015. Told me after coming home after work " I think that we both would be happier apart". Needless to say, a few minutes later she just said that she was talking to someone else, and was also talking to another Man too.. So here I am a week later and already have a New Girlfriend, and she is already falling for me.. She really likes me, and she is just so amazing. God may have shut one door in my life, but when the new door opened, there was a Angel standing behind it, and she has saved me from falling into a deep depression.. I'm already falling in love with her.. Hope some day soon we can make it official and spend the rest of our lives together.

    K.... H....

    UPDATE?!

    K.... H....

    3 years later! Update people!

    K.... H....

    Also, I'm glad you were able to find happiness!

    K.... H....

    Frank Flores He ended up murdering her (shot her and chopped her up in tiny pieces) he got a life sentence in prison. That’s why he hasn’t responded back.

    K.... H....

    SuperDave66 ! Are you serius?

  86. D.... ....

    LMAO come to think of it that's exactly what she looks like too !!!

  87. D.... S....

    holy shit 
    this was filmed in lethbridge we live there

  88. T.... M....

    Love this song!!!!!
    This song is soooo fun with your girlfriend.
    LOL

  89. V.... C....

    God, finally after years of finding the name of this song, I finally found it.

    V.... C....

    same, oh my god!😂

    V.... C....

    +Marina Chamberlain well the Google find me some new girlfriend find a single girlfriend Google

    V.... C....

    me too, I loved it when I was little and still do.

    V.... C....

    You should be my new best friend ever in YouTube

    V.... C....

    Yea I couldn't remember it for a while either or the singer.

  90. p.... h....

    Man I wish I had boyfriend like that. Except I'd tell him I love him but he would let me do some things like opening a beverage

  91. J.... R....

    It's tough when Dakota leaves. It bothers me when I pick him up last week and he cried on the way home saying that he tried to call me but mom wouldn't let me. It's just sad that she is like that. I have prayed for her to get better.
    But all in all? The best way and the fastest to get over her is to find a brand new girlfriend!!

  92. J.... G....

    this song reminds me of when ever i got a new girlfriend i would start singing it if it came on the radio

  93. T.... T....

    Smart but risky plan to get his girl back. Sure did work though.

  94. �.... ....

    4chan in a nutshell

  95. w.... ....

    I wonder if the one that plays "Good Morning Beautiful" at high volume every single morning at work would play this tune in the same manner. LOL

  96. t.... b....

    I so LOVE it!