GWAR - El Presidente Lyrics






I wanna kill the president and I don't need a gun
I wanna fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
I wanna paint the world in blood and pave the streets in bone
The killing won't come to an end until I take the throne

Just stop and smell the decay
Of what you've given your life to build
Your struggle was always in vain
Your dreams have been killed
You underestimate our influence
Cursed by addiction to your affluence

There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
You can kill your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

You will serve them no more
El presidente and his horde
They will die by my sword
All will bow

I step from behind the curtain like I know who's pulling the strings
The transition might be quite painful but I promise you won't feel a thing
Who do you think causes famines and wars
It's those same leaders you've been dying for

There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
You can kill your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

Teleport into his office, all the way from outer space
He won't know what's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show
Not to worry, when I use them I'll revel as the kill count grows

You will serve them no more
El presidente and his horde
They will die by my sword
All will bow
Before GWAR

Teleport into his office, all the way from outer space
He won't know what's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show
Not to worry, when I use them I'll revel as the kill count grows

There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
You can kill your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

You will serve them no more
El presidente and his horde
They will die by my sword
All will bow





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  1. R.... S....

    I want to kill the president and I don't need a gun
    I want to fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
    I want to paint the world in blood and paint the streets in gold
    The killing will come through in it until I take the throne

    Press stop and smell the decay of what you've given your life to build
    Your struggle was always in vain, your dreams have been killed
    You underestimate their influenceThus my addiction to your affluence

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
    Give yourself to citizens and speak to them on their TV's
    America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

    I step from behind the curtain, let you know who's pulling the strings
    The transition might be quite painful, but I promise you won't feel a thing
    Who do you think causes famines and wars?
    It's those same leaders you've been dying for

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
    Give yourself to citizens and speak to them on their TV's
    America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

    We reported to his office all the way from outer space
    He won't know what's happening till I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Do you think this sword and battle ax I have are good to go?
    Don't tell me how I use them, now revel as the kill count grows

     You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whores
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow before GWAR

    (solo)

    We reported to his office all the way from outer space
    He won't know what's happening till I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Do you think this sword and battle ax I have are good to go?
    Don't tell me how I use them, I will revel as the kill count grows

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in plain
    You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
    Give yourself to citizens and speak to them through their TV's
    America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whores
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

  2. N.... T....

    Maybe 8th lock is what I want to listen to next

  3. J.... J....

    🏴😻🐾💙🐧

  4. k.... ....

    Man... This is truly sick. Dave said that he wanted Gwar to go for a thousand years... And i hope so too. The band did the right thing staying together.

  5. T.... R....

    I want to kill the president and I don't need a gun
    I want to fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
    I want to paint the world in blood and pave the streets in bone
    The killing won't come to an end until I take the throne
    Just stop and smell the decay
    Of what you've given your life to build
    Your struggle was always in vain
    Your dreams have been killed
    You underestimate our influence
    Cursed by addiction to your affluence
    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth
    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow
    I step from behind the curtain
    Let them know who's pulling the strings
    The transition might be quite painful
    But I promise, you won't feel a thing
    Who do you think causes famines and wars?
    It's those same leaders you've been dying for
    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth
    Teleport into his office all the way from outer space
    He won't know it's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show?
    Not only will I use them, I'll revel as the kill count grows
    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow
    Before GWAR
    Teleport into his office all the way from outer space
    He won't know it's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show?
    Not only will I use them, I'll revel as the kill count grows
    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth
    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

  6. S.... M....

    Finally gave the album a listen. Absolutely love it!!

  7. M.... M....

    Michael Bishop is the cooler singer! Sorry, is my opinion. More Rock 'n Roll

  8. B.... 1....

    it very tinny no bass

  9. S.... C....

    Oderus had diferentes voices, this sounds weird

  10. M.... H....

    When they played this live I swear I headbanged my head off my neck

  11. M.... ....

    One of the best songs off the new album...seems like gwar is going soft! I want the obnoxious and crude lyrics agian ..make GWAR great agian!

    M.... ....

    I hope casey orr slaps them silly and makes them wake up from their mainstream trance

  12. P.... A....

    Excellent the vocals are starting to fit in better. Long live the new era of GWAR!!!!!

  13. j.... d....

    i miss Dave's vocals this guy with the utters sucks ass.

  14. M.... K....

    I think Brockie would be proud as fuck.

  15. P.... ....

    I Miss Dave Brockie. Kick ass song but without Dave the band is different

  16. D.... S....

    With or without oderus they still kickass

  17. W.... ....

    GOOD SONG

  18. K.... L....

    Oderus loved to f*** traffic cones! He would've anally destroyed the stank face, hairpiece, talking orange traffic cone currently in the White House, & it would've been most hilarious! Perhaps Blothar will do it with his multiple penicles & create many more holes in said orange talking traffic cone!lol

  19. G.... C....

    @metal blade
    Apsultly love gwar.
    Would love to see a big song pack on rocksmith.

  20. L.... ....

    When the big man shuts down your government over nobody paying ffor a dumbass wall and your hard work gets delayed pay, this blares out 24/7

  21. T.... C....

    Killing the president.. good to see GWAR is still so edgy and controversial. So brave and different.

  22. D.... ....

    gwar is like the best my dad use to take me to concerts when I was growing up I'm still bumbed out I never got oderrous autograph when he was around though I still got the hate he pissed on and covered in blood though ^ -^ from when I was up front in crowed

  23. d.... ....

    3:19 Give some love to Dimebag

  24. S.... ....

    Fuck this shit.
    Gear used to be cool

  25. N.... M....

    Sadom a go go? 🍻🍻🍻 Fuckin love this shite be nicer your conscious never dies

  26. J.... N....

    I wanna kill the president and I don't need a gun
    I wanna fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
    I wanna paint the world in blood and pave the streets in bone
    The killing won't come to an end until I take the throne

    Just stop and smell the decay
    Of what you've given your life to build
    Your struggle was always in vain
    Your dreams have been killed
    You underestimate our influence
    Cursed by addiction to your affluence

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You can kill your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

    You will serve them no more
    El presidente and his horde
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

    I step from behind the curtain to let them know who's pulling the strings
    The transition might be quite painful but I promise you won't feel a thing
    Who do you think causes famines and wars
    It's those same leaders you've been dying for

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You can kill your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

    Teleport into his office, all the way from outer space
    He won't know what's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show
    Not to worry, when I use them I'll revel as the kill count grows

    You will serve them no more
    El presidente and his horde
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow
    Before GWAR

    Teleport into his office, all the way from outer space
    He won't know what's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show
    Not to worry, when I use them I'll revel as the kill count grows

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You can kill your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

    You will serve them no more
    El presidente and his horde
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

  27. B.... H....

    I want to kill the president and I don't need a gun
    I want to fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
    I want to paint the world in blood and paint the streets in gold
    The killing won't come to an end until I take the throne

    Press stop and smell the decay
    Of what you've given your life to build
    Your struggle was always in vain
    Your dreams have been killed

    You underestimate their influence
    Thus my addiction to your affluence

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed when they squeezed into the voting booths.
    America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

    I step from behind the curtain
    Let you know who's pulling the strings
    The transition might be quite painful
    But I promise you won't feel a thing

    Who do you think causes famines and wars?
    It's those same leaders you've been dying for

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed when they squeezed into the voting booths
    America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

    Teleport into his office all the way from outer space
    He won't know what's happening till I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Do you think this sword and battle ax I have are just for show?
    Not only will I use them, I will revel as the kill count grows

    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whores
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow before GWAR

    Teleport into his office all the way from outer space
    He won't know what's happening till I'm tearing off his stupid face
    Do you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show?
    Not only will I use them, I will revel as the kill count grows

    There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    You've ignored your neighbor, now your house is going up in flames
    Imbeciles all showed when they squeezed into the voting booths.
    America should be afraid of television, wars and truth

    You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whores
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

    B.... H....

    Wrong song my dude

  28. B.... X....

    new singer is better than the old one!

  29. S.... D....

    Damn it's been a whole year already

  30. C.... P....

    I cant wait to see them again in Louisville

  31. G.... B....

    Oderus Urungus can never die! He waits for us in the afterlife, his resurrection will come when he has feasted upon enough bohab souls.

  32. B.... L....

    Without Brockie GWAR is trash. Gwar was the best bandninnthe world right up until then. Now its just derivitive of thier old shit with some bs some new tuning and less imagination. That pig fuck cant fill his shoes at all.

  33. I.... A....

    This new stuff is really good.

  34. j.... g....

    I can´t believe I never heard of GWAR before, this is awesome.

  35. T.... M....

    Holy shit what a garbage ass band LOL

  36. T.... K....

    Finally bought this at FYE a few months ago

  37. D.... R....

    Blothar is growing on me

  38. F.... I....

    This is crap..

  39. A.... 3....

    GWAR for president 2020

  40. D.... M....

    Having heard this live the same day than Tenacious D on a music fest was great.
    Tasty riffs

  41. J.... c....

    OMG ITS SO METAL I LOVE IT

  42. T.... M....

    I reject the conclusion that our leaders cause (virtually all) wars and famines. Historically, famines were caused primarily by a bad season leading to crop failure. Occasionally, somebody like Stalin would come along and "revolutionize" an industry, resulting in starvation, but for the most part, people starved because we couldn't scrounge up enough food to feed our rather unnaturally large populations. Similarly, wars occur when populations clash over land and resources. You can watch apes fight over territory in nature documentaries if you don't believe me. Man and ape alike may rally behind a leader, but it is not the leader who causes the war in most cases, and if that leader were to fall, it's likely that most wars would simply continue under new leadership. I don't find this alien anti-human critic you're roleplaying as to be particularly useful, to be frank. If such a species as GWAR were to exist, it would simply rally humanity to get along just long enough to crush it before resuming war with one another. That's pretty much the democratic party in a nutshell, actually. Just substitue GWAR for Euro-Americans and humanity for the hordes of the 3rd world. If (when) they defeat us through demographic replacement, their war pact will dissolve overnight. It's not like all of the Muslims, for example, who vote democrat are doing so because they believe in the moral philosophy of the party. They do it because they understand that it subverts the nation and weakens the host population.

    T.... M....

    What you said is mostly untrue. For one thing, GWAR has survived the worst this planet has to offer, for another, many world leaders have either instigated or worsened wars, and when famines are at risk of happening, the government does little to nothing to prevent it. Also, GWAR were attacked by the human race, but the human race didn't crush them, in fact, their attack soldified GWAR's drive to wipe them out. As stated in the song "War on GWAR", leaders are liars. They do little to nothing to help everyday problems, but are willing to attack alien warlords.

    T.... M....

    I mean, you can believe whatever you want, I guess. It's not particularly important what the narrative is though, just the reality behind it. It's easy to conjure up a scapegoat to blame for humanity's challenges instead of grappling with the inexorable conditions of material reality. It's also too easy to feign impartiality by donning the persona of an alien species, but tbh if an alien species witnessed a particular genotype allowing its own replacement, induced by erroenous moral platitudes, I don't think they would consider that to be a particularly sophisticated life form.

    T.... M....

    My point is, if mankind can't handle some alien warlords running around, how can they handle the world's problems properly?

    T.... M....

    You're just assuming the world's problems are all solvable instead of necessary conditions of existence as a biological life form. In fact, some of these "problems" are incorrectly assessed as such, or in some cases the preferred solutions exacerbate the problems.

    T.... M....

    I didn't say they all were.

  43. D.... T....

    Seems legit.
    R.i.p. Dave! Long live blothar!

  44. T.... T....

    GWAR will live on!!

  45. C.... J....

    This song instills the next era of the all mighty GWAR!

  46. S.... ....

    Politics in metal, I just farted

  47. S.... W....

    Dearest Confused Human Listeners:
    It has come to my attention you do not believe GWAR can off your filthy, rotten-citrus-shaded shitstain leader.
    But you are incorrect, as per usual with human filth.
    GWAR kills ALL. GWAR spares none.
    -Faatazz the All-Consuming

  48. B.... E....

    Gwar can never die

  49. c.... ....

    GWAR has made fun of killing every president at some point.

  50. L.... a....

    friend said to listen to "perfect" by ed sheeran got about 20 secs in until i saw gwar in my recommend tab and just thought to myself "thank god a way out"

  51. J.... P....

    Who's here cause of tobias fate ? :D

  52. A.... S....

    Metal with brass instruments? Yes please.

    A.... S....

    Saddam A Go Go

  53. M.... T....

    Gwar died with Dave just like the price is right and Bob.

  54. M.... T....

    Fuck this garbage. Gwar died with Dave. This shit is so bad. Sorry.

  55. A.... B....

    Time is at trouble from law malfunction and natural law of brain functions physics vow to you and your crimes allow yourself the time of day while not being stupid or what they say is insanity through thuggish behavior find yourself a lesson and ask for it b shake the hand and love t hy people cats and people functi I n from brains that learn of surroundings and environmental development are okay when n o n binary is of importance the Adam and eve are anologies save humans from their disowned abused minds more jobs less work higher pay and pro p er functioning connections and ways of cash and less stress and more traveling stop the madness god damn it time it started time how still are we of this ratchet place vow to b your incestuous ways change for thy will of God

  56. D.... M....

    Sounds like a mix of Saddam a Go Go and Go to Hell. You're probably gonna see my name on every track and I apologize in advance, I grew up listening to this band and after Dave's death I went on a listening hiatus for 2 years. This is my first look at this album and I love it so far. Like the rest of the comments, this is Gwar in all its glory!

  57. P.... ....

    awesome song but I am probably the only trump sapporter here

    P.... ....

    Nope. There are plenty of you little corperate parasites here.

  58. F.... H....

    GWAR - El Presidente lyrics

    I want to kill the president and I don't need a gun
    I want to fuck the government, I want to fuck a nun
    I want to paint the world in blood and pave the streets in bone
    The killing won't come to an end until I take the throne

    Just stop and smell the decay
    Of what you've given your life to build
    Your struggle was always in vain
    Your dreams have been killed
    You underestimate our influence
    Cursed by addiction to your affluence

    [Chorus]
    [Beefcake:] There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    [Jizmak:] You've ignored your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    [Balsac:] Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    [Pustulus:] America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

    [Blothar:] You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

    [Verse 2]
    I step from behind the curtain
    Let them know who's pulling the strings
    The transition might be quite painful
    But I promise, you won't feel a thing
    Who do you think causes famines and wars?
    It's those same leaders you've been dying for


    [Chorus]
    [Beefcake:] There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    [Jizmak:] You've ignored your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    [Balsac:] Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    [Pustulus:] America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth

    [Beefcake:] Teleport into his office all the way from outer space
    [Jizmak:] He won't know it's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
    [Balsac:] Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show?
    [Pustulus:] Not only will I use them, I'll revel as the kill count grows

    [Blothar:] You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow
    Before GWAR

    [Solo]

    [Chorus]
    [Beefcake:] Teleport into his office all the way from outer space
    [Jizmak:] He won't know it's happened 'til I'm tearing off his stupid face
    [Balsac:] Did you think this sword and battle axe I have are just for show?
    [Pustulus:] Not only will I use them, I'll revel as the kill count grows

    [Beefcake:] There's a simple reason why your country's crying out in pain
    [Jizmak:] You've ignored your neighbor now your house is going up in flames
    [Balsac:] Imbeciles all showed us when they squeezed into the voting booths
    [Pustulus:] America should be afraid of television, wars, and truth


    [Blothar:] You will serve them no more
    El Presidente and his whore
    They will die by my sword
    All will bow

  59. R.... H....

    Saw this played live in Detroit. Fucking worth. GWAR is still GWAR.

  60. p.... ....

    Can we have a UK tour please?

  61. M.... �....

    In terms of shock it is weak material, siding with all crying libtards. could do better, just saying. Music and all is shit though, 9/10 would headbang again

  62. �.... �....

    Вот сука свое вообще не может сделать напоминает кашу из всех старых альбомов... Дэйва он не заменит никогда

  63. S.... K....

    I had allot of doubts after losing Corey and Dave, but, what I heard, new album sounds awesome and Mike Bishop was and is still a great singer, gwar live on

  64. D.... T....

    Thank you for supporting the #Trump2020 campaign!

  65. D.... D....

    This gave me a weird idea for a fighting game stage set during a military rally with a general on a podium in the background babbling on and waving his hands all over

  66. D.... D....

    This gave me a weird idea for a fighting game stage set during a military rally with a general on a podium in the background babbling on and waving his hands all over

  67. D.... D....

    This gave me a weird idea for a fighting game stage set during a military rally with a general on a podium in the background babbling on and waving his hands all over

  68. B.... B....

    As much as I miss Brockie this sounds great, has that old school Gwar sound.

  69. R.... R....

    i knew when i heard Bishop was joining the band again that shit was gonna go down \m/

  70. W.... ....

    NECROMUNDA THEME SONG!!!

    W.... ....

    You're thinking of Immortal Corruptor.

  71. A.... R....

    Fuck come to Mexico

  72. M.... ....

    Current GWAR sounds like Oderus' voice split up into each of the other members' voices. If they could combine their voices into one, it would probably sound like him.

  73. D.... ....

    This song is sick!! Love it!

  74. S.... G....

    Esta canción me recuerda a la intro de Los jóvenes Titanes, no sé porque..

  75. E.... V....

    Holy shit they're back...
    LONG LIVE TO GWAR

  76. M.... R....

    Would have rather seen them perform

  77. E.... M....

    I haven't felt this vibe since War Party. Definitely GWAR.

  78. M.... ....

    This shit does Rock!

  79. M.... R....

    Not the same without David brockie but I kinda like it.

  80. R.... B....

    I thought this would just sound like a bunch of Beefcake outakes from a superior Gwar album. Instead, I find it pleasantly crushed my skull!

  81. S.... R....

    It's not GWAR, but it's not bad. It may grow on me...it may not.

  82. J.... N....

    Nothing but goosebumps from this song. The whole album is just an awesome return for this great band.

  83. J.... T....

    GWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  84. T.... ....

    That riff at 1:00 is life.

  85. C.... J....

    GWARRIOR 4 LIFE.

  86. M.... S....

    wow, great Song and Sound. Very organic, real sounding Drum Kit, no Brickwall.

  87. E.... V....

    FUCK TRUMP FOREVER

  88. J.... P....

    GWAR is back, motherfuckers!

  89. K.... L....

    love the horns

  90. M.... T....

    Remember when gwar was witty and funny?
    America must bestroyed talked about killing the President but made it seem comical....this is just whinny

    M.... T....

    Found the trump supporter

  91. A.... T....

    So far this is the best track I've heard Idk.

  92. D.... C....

    Nothing will ever be as good as Scumdogs Of The Universe .....PERIOD!!!!! Long Live GWAR!!!

  93. T.... K....

    This sure makes the new record worth buying best one I heard so far

  94. U.... O....

    Hail Blothar!!!

  95. R.... ....

    "I hope GWAR goes on for a thousand years" - Dave Brockie / Oderus Urungus
    Mike Bishop is doing great on vocals!

    R.... ....

    the guy kills it live too. still amazing stage show

    R.... ....

    @Trey Peters can confirm saw them awhile back and it was one of the best live shows ive ever seen

  96. A.... M....

    I'll buy it, but damn this sounds like Ghost.

  97. N.... M....

    All hail Gwar

  98. O.... C....

    GWAR added a horn section?

  99. p.... ....

    I can't believe they're really keeping this going without Brockie.... Fucking disgraceful