Guttermouth - Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Lyrics
He's so tall, he's so slim
With that shit-eating grin
Oh how can I trust him
Hey who's that
In the ten-gallon hat
It sucks
Big bucks
America's conditioned
With pride
They hide
Their real ambition
Let me retort on the two party system
Which one will you endure
That's when you lose for sure
Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go
Then off to Lynyrd Skynyrd
They smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote
I'd rather be a retard
Ambushed
I'm too bushed
To explore an alternative
They say
There's no way
It'll change the way that I live
Let me retort on the two party system
Which one will you endure
When you cast a vote in a two party system
That's when you lose for sure
Go choke your chicken
This two party system
That's when you lose for sure
I'll go choke my chicken
It sounds finger licking
But it smells like manure
Up to the mountains in a cave
I'll never vote or even shave
I'll was my hands of all this
Cause ignorance is bliss
Right on the floor I'll take a piss
While you endure political abyss
Other Lyrics by Artist
- Guttermouth - I Have A Dream
- Guttermouth - Pee In The Shower
- Guttermouth - Walk Of Shame
- Guttermouth - My Town
- Guttermouth - Contribution
- Guttermouth - Foot-Long
- Guttermouth - Looking Out For #1
- Guttermouth - Twins
- Guttermouth - My Girlfriend
- Guttermouth - Lemon Water
- Guttermouth - Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready)
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- Guttermouth - Octopus Hairpiece
- Guttermouth - Wasted Lives
- Guttermouth - The Next Faux Mohican
- Guttermouth - Season
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- Guttermouth - Contagious
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Guttermouth Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Comments
MALARCHY
Fuck oligarchy!
Good morning America! Coffee and cigarettes on the way. Prepare yourselves for another day in the ol' nine to fiver diner! Raise those brats, wet the whistle and enjoy a easy going tune!
WHEN YOU CAST A VOTE IN A TWO PARTY SYSTEM THATS WHEN YOU LOSE FOR SURE
Whenever i read into any politics and get all freaking pissed about how messed up our government is, i come and listen to this song because i says so much.
Yup. Same.
Punks are the only people that actually know whats going on. We are lied to, given select information, and politicians are all working for themselves.