Guttermouth - Octopus Hairpiece Lyrics
Stop, people please
While surfing in the ocean I somehow lost my hairpiece
I watched my age increase
As some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Look there on the reef
Make a lasso with my leash, ride my sea horse to the deep
I'm at one with the sea
I'm a surfer from the soul until a clam swallowed my toupee whole
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece
Yeah dude did I say dude
I know I sound like bill and ted, I got a sunburn on my head
I've been to Indo, been to France
But the hairpieces are cheaper down in Costa Rica
Duck diving for my hairpiece
I'm searching for my hairpiece
Duck diving for my hairpiece
Octopus hairpiece
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Guttermouth Octopus Hairpiece Comments
your shit!!!
saw him loved it showed me bobies