Goo Goo Dolls - Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) Lyrics






Things don't look to good to me
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck

This whacko came from Alabammy
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me 'round
With a great big baseball bat

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Well I was in the mood for some lovin' bulk
Not a wrassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude, he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch

I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass
(I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat, bitch





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  1. J.... R....

    Will the REAL GGD please stand UP!

  2. N.... O....

    Lmfao. 😂😂😂 2018 👀

  3. R.... T....

    I like them better when they were crude :(

  4. N.... ....

    Abraham Ford's and Glenn Rhee's theme song.

  5. F.... V....

    Greatness from small beginnings. That's what this is.

  6. h.... ....

    I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat BITCH!!

  7. S.... V....

    They shoulda stuck to punk

    S.... V....

    Sam Vimes fucknyes

    S.... V....

    I agree, but god damn if going pop didn't drag in the money for 'em. I can see why they diverted.

    sure enough thar she goez

    S.... V....

    Noooo. As much as I love ALL their music, including the early punk days, John Rzeznik has way too much talent and to have kept just doing this would have been a major waste of his talent

  8. m.... ....

    it's extremely funny to hear a band that later did ultra-earnest downer music like 'black balloon' and 'iris' do super-silly stuff like this

    m.... ....

    iris is a good song

  9. J.... F....

    ' The band admitted in their 1999 VH1 Behind the Music special that the album was recorded under the influence of alcohol and drugs. Rzeznik stated "[We had] a lot of beer, a lot of truck stop speed, a lot of pot...[I] don't remember a lot of it." '

    NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.