Goldie Lookin Chain - Maggot's Stand Up Lyrics
I know a guy who blow sheep up,
He used to have a ta what the fuck?
He used to blow em up!
If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep!
Get a sheep five pound!
I know medical people!
I know 'em, I've fuckin' you know I got friends high places, like!
a fuckin'.. Doctor like.. Stevie, a bit of a cunt.. You know fuckin'
Do a labotomy or woteva they do eh?
He fuckin'.. had, I don't know what he had! The fuckin' schitzo!
he fuckin' climbin' over fuckin' bushes
He's alright, he climbin over fuckin' sports fings, you know sports fences!
He fuckin' climb over and fuckin fell off!
Smashed himself up, got home..
Into bed, bleeding, he shit himself in the night as well!
Like, Fuuuckin' Hell!
Cover your missus in shit!
Eh what do you know, We'll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love
- I'm gonna cover you in shit!
[*Laughter throughout*]
[*Heavy Applauding*]
Other Lyrics by Artist
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- Goldie Lookin Chain - R'n'B
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- Goldie Lookin Chain - Monkey Love
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Short Term Memory
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Paranoia
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Sister
- Goldie Lookin Chain - House Party
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Eddie The Wrestler
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Majic Dusty
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Charmschool
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Bad Boy Limp
- Goldie Lookin Chain - Your Missus Is A Nutter
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Goldie Lookin Chain Maggot's Stand Up Comments
The spooky sample used this song was lifted from the Kooky Spooks Halloween Costume Commercial. Lol
Banger still!
No word of a lie I use to listen to this on repeat from the age of 9 till about 13 and i still love it, one of my fave albums of all time needs more credit
That's unlistenable and pretty revolting. "Your Mother's got a Penis" made me laugh though.
Your in the wrong neighbourhood mate.. what's in your pockets
Nice trainers bro..
Can I get a fuckin yeah yeah 😎😎😎😎 hahahaha love it feel like I'm twelve and going on the Rob to buy some rocky lol xxx
he will sell you an eighth but its only 3 gram
MAGGOT MCeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
came back to this tune for nostalgia. .....Yeah yeah
Get on boardddd
thanks for uploading been lookin for ages safe bra
*that's who he be - the maggot mc
cbb4....lol
funny as fuck!!:D