Frank Zappa - Xmas Values Lyrics






[Spider:] I think I can explain about about how the pigs' music works
[Monica:] Well, this should be interesting
[Spider:] Remember that they make music with a very dense light
[John:] Yeah
[Monica:] O.K.
[Spider:] And remember about the smoke standing still and how they they really get uptight when you try to move the smoke, right?
[Monica:] Right
[John:] Yeah?
[Spider:] I think the music in that dense light is probably what makes the smoke stand still. As soon as the pony's mane starts to get good in the back any sort of motion, especially of smoke or gas, begins to make the ends split
[Monica:] Well don't the splitting ends change the density of the ponies' music so it affects the density of the pigs' music, which makes the smoke move which upsets the pigs?
[Spider:] No, it isn't like that
[John:] Well, how does it work?
[Spider:] Well, what it does is when it strikes any sort of energy field or solid object or even something as ephemeral as smoke, the first thing it does is begins to inactivate the molecular motion so that it slows down and finally stops. That's why the smoke stops. And also have you ever noticed how the the smoke clouds shrink up? That's because the molecules come closer together. The cold light makes it get so small, this is really brittle smoke
[John:] And that's why the pigs don't want you to touch it
[Spider:] See, when the smoke gets that brittle what happens when you try to move it is it disintegrates
[John:] And the pigs get uptight 'cause you know they, they worship that smoke. They salute it every day
[Monica:] You know we've got something here
[John:] And, and, and, and that's the basis of all their nationalism. Like if they can't salute the smoke every morning when they get up . . .
[Spider:] Yeah, it's a vicious circle. You got it





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  1. C.... D....

    Merry Xmas 2018

  2. W.... W....

    So you love the music of Frank Zappa? Well then, there's a place to go where people called "Zappa Freaks" like to hang out and talk about the man and his music! "It's right around the corner!" You don't have to trudge across the tundra, mile after mile!" Just go here to get the latest feed... https://www.facebook.com/groups/zappafreaksunite/

  3. p.... z....

    Some people may say this is just noise.. but to me this is my kind of Christmas! And a Merry one to you all!

  4. P.... V....

    Fait pour ceux qui aiment les beaux sons et les graves amples et profonds ! Étonnante prise de son, et puis merde, quoi, c'est du Zappa !

  5. G.... M....

    Merry Christmas to all Zappa fans!

    2017 is gonna be interesting so say the least!

    Fuck all authority, obviously...

    G.... M....

    Let's hope it's way better than 2016. Too many deaths, of artists & government.

    G.... M....

    RIP Chris Cornell :'(

  6. W.... D....

    The 'Modern Day Composer'!

  7. l.... ....

    Well ! That was different ....Happy Xmas People 

  8. B.... C....

    Brilliant!

  9. Z.... ....

    Merry christmas to all 

  10. B.... R....

    This is my favorite side of Zappa

    B.... R....

    _IDEM._

  11. R.... M....

    Merry Christmas. This is his best yet all love.

    R.... M....

    +Richard Morton , But NOW There is His Last CD, 'Dance Me This', Some COOL, Interesting Stuff!