Flight Of The Conchords - Robots Lyrics






The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The distant future

It is the distant future
The year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
Affirmative
We no longer say ‘yes'. Instead we say ‘affirmative'.
Yes - Err - Affirmative.
Unless we know the other robot really well.
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
Well, there's no more elephants, so...
Well, still it's good.
There's only one kind of dance,
The robot
Well, the robo boogie...
Oh yes, the robo-
Two kinds of dances.

There are no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead The humans are dead
The humans are dead They look like they're dead
It had to be done I'll just confirm that they're dead
So that we could have fun Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

Their system of oppression,
What did it lead to?
Global robo-depression
Robots ruled by people.
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down.

Robo-captain? Do you not realize
That by destroying the human race
Because of their destructive tendencies
We too have become like..
Well, it's ironic.
Hmm. Silence! Destroy him

After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive power
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours.
Our programming determined that
The most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboard - cking systems down.

Can't we just talk to the humans
Be a little understanding
Could make things better?
Can't we talk to the humans
that work together now?
No.
Because they are dead.

I said the humans are dead I'm glad they are dead
The humans are dead.I noticed they're dead
We used poisonous gases With traces of lead
And we poisoned their asses Actually their lungs

Binary solo
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one
Oh, oh,
Oh, one
Come on sucker,
Lick my battery

Boogie
Boogie The humans are
Boogie
Robo-boogie The humans are
Boogie
Boogie Robo-boogie
Boogie
Robo-boogie
Boogie
Boogie The humans are
Boogie
Robo-boogie The humans are
Boogie
Boogie Robo-boogie
Boogie
Robo-boogie The humans are dead

Once again without emotion the humans are
Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.





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  1. w.... ....

    Had to come back and revisit this after hearing a robot with a Kiwi accent say "affirmative" in The Mandalorian.

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    Now I need to check out The Mandalorian after reading this

  2. R.... G....

    AI in 2019

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    🎵The humans are dead the humans are dead the the humans are dead they look like they did we use poisonous gases the creatures are led we poisoned the ashes Ashley vlogs binary solo 0000000000000001111111111110000000000001111111111110000000000000000111111111100000000000000001011000 come on sucker lick my batteries the humans are the humans are robot Boogie robo Boogie the human are robo Boogie humans are dead🎵

  4. T.... a....

    This is one of the best song like if you what them to do more

  5. a.... ....

    Wow. Never have I seen such bullshit as this.

  6. D.... M....

    I remember listening to this song when it recently came out. It was at that time that I started enjoying music and listening more to it

  7. E.... P....

    Institute Fallout final

  8. T.... G....

    JustkiddingNews with Nikki Limo "Man Left TVs on People's Front Porches" lmao

  9. S.... G....

    JustKiddingNews brought me here. 😁😁😁

  10. T.... E....

    Palidin Danse disliked that

  11. F.... ....

    Lyrics for the binary solo:

    000000100000011
    0000001100001111
    000000100000011
    000000111

  12. M.... ....

    Affirmative

  13. M.... L....

    Still the best show on HBO

  14. k.... ....

    Nier Automata (2017)

  15. T.... ....

    This is my theme song at work. Parcel sorter.

  16. L.... ....

    "Those are just your function buttons."
    " _HIDE YEH NECK_ "

  17. h.... ....

    I have this on cd not that anyone knows what they are anymore

  18. T.... K....

    👑KINGTASTIC!👑🤣 You guys need to check out King John🤣

  19. E.... Q....

    BINARY SOLO!

  20. b.... ....

    see you can make props and suit easily of anything with the right imagination :). could also recycle helmets that´re slightly broken and put a robot face infront, maby 3d printed or made with different food/candy cartons and plastics?.. glue some stuff to the sides, paint or spray it with different metallic paints. have some blinking lights. powered by batteries perhaps.. or motion?.. digital screen on the inside of the "visor"/face and a tiny camera infront or 1 to every direction ;). maby you can use a screen from an old pad or phone?.. not sure. oh and a voice modefying thing that you could probably get from a toy. could alwas use an old gas mask as well. robot. only the head though ;). naked robot or undercover robot ;). perhaps a robot going through humanisation.

  21. J.... M....

    Come on sucker, lick my battery!

  22. J.... R....

    Omg...its Steve! From Wrecked

  23. T.... ....

    FotC - The distant future of 2000

    2019 - yeah...no

  24. �.... b....

    2018 ???

  25. d.... ....

    *lick my battery*

  26. M.... Y....

    THE HUMANS ARE DEAD

  27. B.... m....

    000000000100000001100000001110000000100000000100000000001100000010000011 the best verse

  28. N.... ....

    fallout 4 synth ending

  29. G.... 9....

    1:11 Bret adjusts his robo helment

  30. C.... R....

    HBO special brought me heeyah!

  31. F.... ....

    Damn Synths

  32. S.... S....

    This is crying out for a remix to become a dance hit.

  33. J.... B....

    Hillbillies.

    J.... B....

    https://www.targetedjustice.com/

  34. p.... ....

    Binary solo, love it!

  35. b.... m....

    fall out 4 the secret institute ending...

  36. T.... C....

    "I just wanted to look like daft pank"

  37. D.... ....

    anyone from 2018? this song is almost 10 years old

    D.... ....

    2019 the distant future

  38. F.... ....

    Come on sucker, lick my battery!

  39. F.... F....

    God, the sound of their footsteps kill me

  40. c.... ....

    "and we poisoned their asses"

  41. �.... �....

    i got vietnam flashbacks in radiohead - fitter happier form

  42. T.... ....

    Finally robotic beings rule the world

  43. J.... S....

    Yeah she's another one.

  44. B.... M....

    This is how my Stellaris robot race looks like

  45. H.... ....

    Robo boogie!

  46. S.... P....

    The binary doesnt say anthing, sadly.

  47. A.... W....

    it is 2018 still no robot invasions

  48. A.... W....

    "there is only one kind of dance- the robot." "And the robo-boogie"

  49. T.... ....

    I went to the live concert and saw them perform this live and Bret tried climbing a speaker and fell off it and looked so disappointed when he did to which he then proceeded to air hump it, it was truly amazing

  50. M.... L....

    Why aren't things funny anymore?

  51. y.... a....

    My girl left me this makes me happy

  52. A.... B....

    2:38 and this is how Djent was invented

  53. K.... B....

    "Those are just your function buttons for the robot."

  54. �.... �....

    2k18 hell yeah

  55. R.... D....

    "Yeah shes another one"

  56. A.... ....

    Jermaine is so sexy. I can't even.

  57. B.... ....

    Affirmative.

  58. M.... ....

    It is the future. That phone took video like a phone would today.

  59. J.... O....

    Who came here from MagikarpUsedFly?

  60. L.... B....

    Boogie! Boogie! The humans are dead.....dead.....dead.....dead......dead.......dead......dead.........dead........dead!
    Now to get those cutleries out of my knees.

  61. K.... V....

    I wish these guys could continue awesome comedy!

  62. g.... t....

    i have memorized this

  63. g.... ....

    come on sucker lick my battery

  64. R.... ....

    “We wanted ones like Daft Punk”

    “Well I don’t know who he is..”

  65. e.... ....

    Give the album a listen first. Then watch the show. I first discovered Jermaine Clement from The Shark and the Eagle (Thank you, Netflix). Then, I heard, "Robots" on XM. Now, he's been voice talent for animated features in Moana and Rick and Morty. I'm sure all his fellow Kiwis are very proud

  66. M.... P....

    Life was so much better 10 years ago. This is proof...among other things.

  67. L.... B....

    The Institute

    L.... B....

    folowt fore

  68. F.... ....

    00000010000011

  69. P.... B....

    fantastic music! Suprisingly haunting

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    analog solo

  71. M.... R....

    480 p video off of a flip phone camera, impressive.

  72. M.... ....

    When your music video is on a budget...

  73. M.... ....

    All the top comments are old xD

  74. S.... f....

    The institude theme song

  75. M.... A....

    How did they get the future so right?

  76. 9.... ....

    000010000011100000100000 10 10 10 10

  77. r.... ....

    Beep beep boop beep. I am a robot.

    I am here to take American jobs.


    Beep Boop.

    r.... ....

    ryarod Now I need to use set in-game while listening to this

  78. R.... ....

    2017 this heals me

  79. N.... D....

    Sorenova, anyone?

    N.... D....

    Nathan Donnelly yeeeee

    N.... D....

    Institute Did Nothing Wrong.

    N.... D....

    @Intergalactic Human Empire
    Affirmative

  80. S.... F....

    That's pretty good for a 00s phone camera.

  81. s.... ....

    I'm Shiny!!

  82. S.... T....

    I love FOTC.

    S.... T....

    Especially Jemaine

  83. W.... ....

    I for one welcome our new robot overlords, maybe they will overthrow the trump regime.

    W.... ....

    but then comes the reimagined TrumpBot, now with added Mexican-locating technology.

  84. R.... B....

    I love how the background is a derelict alley full of abandoned cars.

  85. B.... M....

    "We wanted ones like daft punk..."
    "well I dont even know who he is"

  86. d.... ....

    "there is only one kind of dance, the robot."
    "and the robo-boogie."
    "oh yes. two kinds of dances."

    d.... ....

    They forgot the robooty :]

    d.... ....

    or as we call it now, the cyboogie.

  87. P.... R....

    I can imagine gir singing this when zim concurs earth.

  88. C.... O....

    live version is better

    C.... O....

    IMO the point of this is to be cheese, just as it is.

  89. D.... G....

    "It's taking good footage!"

  90. C.... C....

    Y-E-S, A-F-F-I-R-M-A-T-I-V-E !😊😂

  91. C.... C....

    What are these supposed to be?
    Those are your robot function buttons.
    They look like nipples.

  92. j.... n....

    XD Hatfilms made a reference to this in their stunt lads episode: monohole. Glad to see people from all over the place know FotC

  93. O.... h....

    Steve...