Flight Of The Conchords - Not Crying Lyrics






So, you're leaving, aren't you?
I knew it when you said just then
When you told me you were leaving
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don't turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying

I'm not crying
It's just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please, please, don't tell my mates

I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not cause of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No

There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information, there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha

I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?

I'm not cryyying
I'm not cryyying
I'm not cry-y-y-ying





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  1. S.... H....

    LOl. It's still funny after all these years. I intorduced my first husband to this show, cannot wait to meet my next husband and show him this!

  2. M.... ....

    All Blacks

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    New Zealand lose the World Cup semi to England

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    such a unterated song its lycris is just so godamn brilliant

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    Bret has big nostrils

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    Huge shout out to the cameraman who got the beat-perfect focus switches at 2:22

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    UP LOAD TO SPOTIFY

  8. M.... M....

    Who came here for the movie "the pirates and ban of misfits"???

  9. M.... G....

    Well yes.... But actually no.

  10. c.... b....

    After watching Toy Story 4:

    c.... b....

    channel blue. After watching endgame

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    im crying-tears of laughter

  12. y.... n....

    I’ve always loved this series. I have the dvds of each season

  13. D.... M....

    157 people are crying

  14. T.... F....

    Who's still watching in 2019???

  15. H.... M....

    LIVERPOOL FANS 😄

  16. o.... n....

    stupid walrus

  17. I.... ....

    Who is dying that’s right dying

  18. J.... D....

    This has *gotta* be one of the best from the series.

    J.... D....

    yeah and it was in the first ep. of the show. good way to kick it off :D

  19. K.... S....

    Lmfao 😂

  20. w.... g....

    I want to climb Jemaine like a tree.
    #thatisall

  21. L.... K....

    Anyone from F365? RIP Freddie the Fence

  22. I.... ....

    Excuse me, but if you make a lasagna for one, Garfield will have to eat it with you. Just saying

  23. �.... �....

    *Two Face...No Passion*

  24. U.... 4....

    Im making a bitch lasagna....for pewds.

  25. d.... ....

    Crap song. Good voice though

  26. i.... ....

    who else got redirected here from polygon's page for a legend of zelda breath of the wild quest called the stolen heirloom? 😁

  27. Z.... P....

    I found this because of a legend of Zelda breath of the wild walk through...

    Z.... P....

    same 😂

  28. F.... v....

    Who's here after gwilym lee's comment under that joe Mazzello's post

    F.... v....

    Me. lmao!

  29. R.... R....

    Unironically like this

  30. m.... t....

    i sung this as my leavers assembly

  31. S.... A....

    2019 just passing by 👌

  32. J.... L....

    You can definitely hear Man or Muppet in this

  33. A.... P....

    Why the fuck did i click on this

    A.... P....

    You’ve never heard about the best series on the eart?! Pls if you have any humor watch this show!! It’s called flight of the conchords.... these guys are extremely funny and talented

  34. M.... ....

    mfw I remembered that superbestfriends are no more...

  35. V.... V....

    Truly Amazing lyricists ;D

  36. V.... V....

    ha ha my new favourite band , can't believe Iv'e oooonly just discovered these pair lol ;D

  37. O.... ....

    It’s all the laughing

  38. R.... ....

    2:15 good bye, Moonmen

  39. P.... B....

    I swear the melody for this is similar to goodbye moonman

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    Anyone hears Goodbye Moonmen at the end?

  41. c.... ....

    One of my absolute favorites.

  42. S.... C....

    When Waluigi was confirmed as a assist trophy

  43. A.... R....

    This video cheers me up everytime I feel down.

  44. c.... r....

    The ultimate break-up song doesn't exi-

  45. K.... B....

    They just make me so happy.

  46. A.... C....

    Pirates! Band of Misfits anyone?

    A.... C....

    Angelo Cherrington yes! That film needs more attention.

  47. B.... ....

    When i die as soon as i land in fortnite/pubg

  48. S.... S....

    I'm MakIn' a lasagne

    S.... S....

    For one....

  49. S.... S....

    Anyone know this from pirates in an adventure with scientists?

  50. S.... S....

    The lasagna killed me

  51. N.... M....

    I am making onion rings

  52. B.... ....

    I'm playing fornite.... Alone

  53. A.... ....

    I SPENT 15 MIN LOOKING FOR THIS COZ I FORGOT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ARTIST AND SONG .....I JUST REMEMBER THE LASAGNE FOR ONE
    ITS SO MEMORABLE

  54. A.... ....

    “I don’t wanna go mr stark”

  55. P.... C....

    116 people are crying right now. 😢

  56. U.... 4....

    Pirates band of misfits

  57. F.... ....

    This always cheers me up :')

  58. G.... G....

    Have someone whatched the pirates movie that came in 2012? They had permission to use this song (;

    G.... G....

    Gabriel GSA84 Novich yes!

  59. R.... S....

    Why have I only just discovered Flight of the Concords.

    R.... S....

    I feel ya man

  60. K.... F....

    who thinks this sounds like it would be a Rhett and Link song?

  61. A.... M....

    Isn't this Lasagne the correct spelling? Or is Lasanga the yank version were they attempt to treat the english language with contempt? I;m great fun at parties.

  62. S.... P....

    *"I'm sorry, but neither of you..."*

  63. S.... T....

    I see 113 people have been crying

  64. [.... a....

    this is art

  65. D.... B....

    What a series Flight of the Conchords was. These guys are absolutely awesome :)

  66. P.... B....

    i love this show/song

  67. A.... ....

    i came here from an emo crack... "im making a lasagna for one"
    damn im crying ....this shit is beautiful

    no serously the vocals r great gydhcbjs who r these guys?

    A.... ....

    You're not crying. It's just been raining on your face.

  68. B.... 2....

    When i have no friends and holding back my tears

  69. E.... H....

    I am so glad I discovered them 💜😂

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    Ella Havia oh, was that you? Cheers.

  70. P.... S....

    How come we've reached this fork in the road and yet it cuts like a knife

  71. S.... ....

    Did anyone come here from a botw tutorial by polygon

  72. G.... '....

    Behind the meme LOL

  73. P.... F....

    When Two faced dated Walrus instead of Vinny.

  74. V.... ....

    I love flight of the concords so much

  75. C.... T....

    my brothers class tried doing this it was hilarious his teacher and his wife who fills in some days did the last bit it was amazing! 😸😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

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    I came here from a zelda guide link

  77. B.... M....

    Iconic.

  78. p.... i....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  79. V.... M....

    I'm not crying... even though the upcoming tour dates have been postponed!

    Get well soon Bret

  80. D.... ....

    Me when my friend sees me watching Shrek 2

  81. C.... ....

    Cottla: "Mommy's hiding, but I'll find her!"
    Me:

  82. A.... T....

    Big up to all the fellow signal people listening to this on Valentine's day

  83. l.... o....

    Music of movie "The Pirates! of Band Misfits" (Song 2011)

  84. I.... R....

    Vinesauce brought me here.

  85. L.... J....

    i sang this song at my intermidiate school talent show, i came fifth

    L.... J....

    PsychoSocial I was brett, my friend was jemaine.

    L.... J....

    Cool. Do you have a video of that?

    L.... J....

    Who would want to see a 5th place video?

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    @Dusty Daniel anything for chencha ;)

    L.... J....

    Where you 1 of 5?

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    (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧

  87. M.... D....

    well if it isn't Vladislav the "poker"

  88. K.... A....

    walrus mmmmmmmm

  89. x.... W....

    I found this song from a P!ATD crack vid wtf

    x.... W....

    Phan Trash
    Same

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    after watching [made in abyss]

  91. T.... A....

    The people who disliked this are definitely crying

  92. M.... A....

    Lyrical genius

  93. J.... E....

    Me when I watch the photo album from Up, the I Knew These People monologue from Paris, Texas and the ending Toy Story 3.

  94. A.... W....

    My actual response to the Mercy changes.

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    Genius!

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    i'M nOt cRaHyiN....
    aH jUsT gOt SuMthiN iN mAh EyE

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    BRING FOTC BACK

  98. D.... g....

    God I miss the shit out of this show.. especially when murry was like" anti or pro aids" what are you...