Flight Of The Conchords - Carol Brown Lyrics






Loretta broke my heart in a letter
Told me she was leaving and her life would be better
Joan broke it off over the phone
After the tone she left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever see me again
When I saw her again, she said it again

Jan met another man
Liza got amnesia, just forgot who I am
Felicity said there was no electricity
Emily, no chemistry

Fran, ran, Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go, I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around

He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
Ooh, we can eat cereal
You'll lose interest fast,, his relationships never last
Shut up girlfriends from the past
He says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing
Ooh

Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir
And got them to sing?
Ooh ooh ooh, shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi will no longer see me
Brittany, Brittany hit me
Paula, Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways that lovers have left me

Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing, you can't just throw it away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me
How can we ever know if I'm the right person in this world
That means he looks at other girls
Love is a mystery, it does not follow rules
This guy is a fool

He'll always be a boy, hes a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
Mm

Would you like a little cereal?
Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Carol Brown just took the bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around





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  1. p.... ....

    Shut up girlfriends from the past’

  2. H.... L....

    High quality production

  3. J.... C....

    shut up girlfriend from the past

  4. t.... h....

    JEN said she'd never see me again.... and ...then she said it again...oooohhh shut uuuuupp

  5. D.... C....

    best
    ..

  6. C.... V....

    I thought I told you to shut UuuuPPpp.

  7. s.... r....

    I'm 36 and this is still my favorite show of all time. Too short lived. Carol brown!

  8. F.... B....

    i know its crazy but this song helped me through my break up

  9. -.... V....

    1 word to describe this song: conflicted.

  10. s.... ....

    Bruce turned out to be a man. Can happen to anyone.

    s.... ....

    senyalopukhin i love how he’s still in the choir 😂

  11. K.... ....

    Feel sorry for the girl who got amnesia hehe 😁

  12. P.... M....

    At least he can sing about it, whereas my normal response is murder. I guess both ways is equal.

  13. j.... ....

    The only thing more epic than this song is the video. Together with the song, this is truly masterful.

  14. N.... B....

    I woke up this morning with this as an ear worm.....YIKES

  15. D.... ....

    There must be 50 ways that lovers left me - brilliant

  16. R.... S....

    Anytime they do a song where Brett doesnt sing... you better pay attention to him because his moves and facial expressions are hilarious. They make up for him not being heard as much.

  17. B.... D....

    Carol brown is actually a good song

  18. S.... t....

    The best song/music video ever made. Absolutely 👌 dancing, tune, equipment... spot on

  19. C.... C....

    Best part- 2:58 mmmm... Would you like a little cereal

  20. A.... W....

    193 people are surprised that Bruce turned out to be a man.

  21. s.... ....

    The brunette with the purple scarf is especially attractive to me.

  22. s.... ....

    Besides the hilarious lyrics, the brilliant performances and the glorious, high-concept Michel Gondry visuals...

    this is a phenomenal piece of music with a top-notch arrangement.

  23. J.... M....

    This song makes me feel like a teenager again.

  24. C.... W....

    I absolutely love this song, the whole structure and melodies. How they worked all their songs into a comedy series is just genius.

    C.... W....

    I love how they do all that... _while still managing to work in a real message in the song._ In reality, guys like his character are just selfish, immature a-holes. A fact that is usually ignored in most tv-shows; those characters are always given a pass, being funny, quirky or otherwise loveable. "the good guys". probably cus tv-producers doesnt wanna alienate the large amount of selfish, immature a-holes who are watching. Absolutely brilliant song.

  25. M.... B....

    Anyone else on their half yearly trawl through all the conchords stuff?

  26. G.... ....

    Races should never mix 😀

  27. n.... s....

    What instruments are they playing?

  28. c.... ....

    i love that bret isn't really needed in this song but he's there anyway, having fun

  29. n.... ....

    Bruce turned out to be a man :p

  30. J.... W....

    The chorus reminds me of a Lily Allen song

  31. 3.... F....

    The choir of girls comes in all angelic and he simply muses "shut up" - oh i lost it right there!

  32. Z.... B....

    I want new boyfriend so am glad guys have ex girl friends so can be there new girl friend yeeee!✨✨✨✨💏✨✨✨✨

  33. G.... ....

    This is a very funny song, but it’s also a very good love song

  34. M.... F....

    I love how even Bruce is in the choir too

  35. J.... C....

    2019...

  36. C.... ....

    Goddamn this brings back memories. I had a buddy who was in the Navy with me who grew up in New Zealand, and actually knew these guys, went to high school with them. So he told me his friends were about to premier a new show on HBO, and asked me to check it out. My now ex-wife and I fell in love the first episode, and were huge fans until they cancelled the show. This song was always my favorite. I hadnt heard it in years, but instantly remembered all the words. Thanks.

  37. s.... ....

    This song always cheers me up

  38. L.... ....

    this song is so good. that ethereal chorus of girlfriends singing is mesmerizing. "mona, you told me you were in a coma."

  39. H.... C....

    Does anyone know who the woman in the pink top in the right bottom corner at 1:32 is? She is literally my double, she looks exactly like me, I need to find her!

  40. K.... ....

    This is a weird one for me, as three of my most recent sexual partners are called Felicity, Persephone, and Stella.

  41. m.... ....

    think i just found my favorite song by them :)

  42. R.... ....

    MMMMmmmmm Shut upppp!

  43. G.... ....

    Epiphany 😍

  44. A.... A....

    I love this song, makes sad an wanna dance at the same time

  45. J.... C....

    2019...still love this after all these years...

  46. e.... c....

    I just loveeee Brets dance moves ❤

  47. B.... C....

    Bruce turned out to be a man
    Bruce: it's ma'am!

  48. s.... ....

    This song is excellent. Legitimately sounds as though Tim Kasher could've written it for 'the good life', which is a very good thing.

  49. H.... C....

    Does anyone know who the actress is at 1:33 on the far left in the bright pink top? She looks so much like me it’s kind of insane!

  50. J.... 4....

    wait a sec, told me you were in a coma, does that seem a bit off to anyone

  51. J.... N....

    An absolute tune, but Britney is a fucking bitch.

  52. V.... ....

    This song has a special place in my heart. Very unique, actually. It starts with that very upbeat, bossa-nova-ish happy melody and even though it keeps that rhythm in the background, it then turns into a deeply melancholic song with the chorus singing and violin. At least I feel deep sadness in the song (especially in the second verse with Jemaine and the girlfriends from the past alternating).

  53. �.... ....

    木更津高専で草

  54. M.... A....

    Feels like it should be in a Wes Anderson movie

  55. J.... M....

    Mmmm would you like a little cereal?

  56. J.... M....

    1:45 Bruce singing in the choir

  57. m.... s....

    I mean, he did date a LARGE amount of relatively attractive women. That's more than a lot of people.

  58. A.... C....

    I married Carol Brown we are now getting divorced she was a psycho !!!

    A.... C....

    Related to Pamela Brown no doubt.

  59. m.... ....

    Brilliant song. Maybe this is common knowledge but Sia Furler is listed as being on the chorus background vocals of this song. Also he is playing an old-timey video editor. I remember it from a tv studio where I worked. It was when video was not fully digital yet. Those round knobs would fast forward and back through the tape to find your in and out points. Crazy analogue 90s.

  60. F.... T....

    Mmmm..shut up...

  61. w.... ....

    i love brett jamming out on the weird dad guitar

  62. f.... b....

    Michelle, Ann, Erin, Julie, Lauranne and so many others.............

  63. J.... ....

    That's so cool that "Flight of the Conchords" is returning to HBO.

  64. j.... ....

    FOTC was absolute comedic brilliance. There are many things comedy that move the needle for me, but nothing quite like these guys.

  65. H.... T....

    Hate it when they turn out to be men.

  66. J.... S....

    This may be the very best song from the whole series, and picking the best is a very tall order. It was just executed perfectly.

  67. M.... S....

    Hey... "Tiffany" is Aubrey Plaza!

    M.... S....

    It does look like her

  68. D.... W....

    "I thought I told you to shut-uh-up."

  69. L.... W....

    what are those instruments even called?

  70. S.... L....

    This song is a lot sadder and self-conscious than the silly visuals might otherwise suggest.

  71. d.... ....

    Hmm. Shut up...

  72. H.... D....

    We can eat cereal.

  73. J.... ....

    "Bruce turned out to be a man" loool

  74. S.... B....

    i thought the girl playing the violin was nataly dawn, she wasn't.

  75. P.... ....

    Im Paula, glad I got a mention.

  76. N.... W....

    I love how "Fran" sticks around & sings with the other ex-girlfriends

  77. J.... Q....

    From NZ but lived in Australia for 31yrs. Don't mind this.

  78. S.... B....

    Aubrey Plaza??

  79. A.... E....

    Britney.... Britney hit me. :-)

  80. B.... P....

    This duo is actually way better than the Beatles :)

  81. D.... G....

    I love all there songs, but this one has a fucking knock out chorus.

  82. O.... C....

    He doesn’t cook or clean- he’s not good boyfriend material...
    “Oooooo- we can eat cereal!”
    😂😂😂 I love this one so much man.

  83. D.... D....

    " Oh we can eat cereal"

  84. s.... ....

    Poor Germaine.

  85. D.... ....

    its like a cross between lily allen and blur

  86. J.... ....

    tiffany kinda looks like Aubrey plaza

  87. G.... B....

    Best metronomy song right here

  88. R.... ....

    Would you like a little cereal?

  89. P.... ....

    The Chorus of Ladies is awesome ☺

  90. b.... f....

    Idk why but I just reallllly love Jemaine's vocals when he sings 'love is a mystery'

  91. I.... L....

    Singing this at my wedding. #plans

  92. M.... P....

    Oooh we could eat cereal.

  93. a.... ....

    3:25 god, those moves

  94. m.... @....

    'would you like a little cereal?'

  95. m.... ....

    What's up with these guitars lol

  96. H.... F....

    I love it and my fave parts were Britney hitney and carol brown just took a bus out of town and mmmmm shut up and I thought I told u to shut up and jo broke up on the phone

  97. a.... t....

    "Ooowe could eat cereal."

  98. R.... M....

    The line about “Brittany hit me” goes right to the heart for me, because I had a physically abusive girlfriend named Brittany who gave me black eyes on multiple occasions.

  99. K.... W....

    Mhmm would ya like a little cereal