Fitzgerald, Ella - Stone Cold Dead In The Market Lyrics
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband
When I came home, I gave her a beating
So she catch up the rolling pin and went to work on my head
Till she bash it in
I lie cold dead in de market
Stone-cold dead in de market
I lie cold dead in de market
She killed nobody but her husband
I lick him wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick him wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
And if I kill him, he had it coming
Man, he's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband
My family they swearin' to kill her
My family they swearin' to kill her
His family they swearin' to kill me
And if I kill him, he had it coming
I lie cold dead in the market, child
Cold dead in the market, child
I lie cold dead in the market
She kill nobody but her husband
There is one thing that I am sure
He ain't goin' to beat me no more
So I tell you that I doesn't care
If I was to die in the electric chair
Man, he's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband
Hey, child, I'm coming back and bash you on your head one more time
No, no, man, you can't do that
You stone-cold dead in de market, murderer
Stone-cold dead in de market, de criminal
He's stone-cold dead in de market
I killed nobody but me husband
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Fitzgerald, Ella Stone Cold Dead In The Market Comments
HOW CAN I HELP DETECTIVE
What a dreadful song lol way before women rights. Women had to walk through fire back in those days
So did she kill him in the market or their home?
Car 11k come in this is kgpl
Phelps 1247 car 10k
After all this time since I first played LA Noire, I thought it was a song parodying the Japanese because I kept hearing "land of the rising sun". I was wrong. Took me eight years today to figure that one out.
I LOVE the game that featured this.... but i love even more the fact that she legitimately doesn’t care about dying to kill her abusive spouse. lol That’s some true female empowerment right there haha
My late mothers favorite phrase: "And if I killed him, he had it coming".
“Stone cold dead in the market! Elvis is stone cold dead in the market!”
- Angry Grandpa
Do not listen to this while driving.
Phelps Placa 1247
L.A Noire!!!
My Partner isnt the greatest driver.
Crash
Rusty: Breathe Phelps Breathe Damn it.
“What’d she do that made you so angry you had to beat her?”
“MY EGGS WERE RUNNY!”
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
Last night I went out drinking
When I came home I gave her a beating
So she ? the rolling pin and went to work on my head
Until she bash it in
I lie cold dead in the market
Stone cold dead in the market
I lie cold dead in the market
She killed nobody but her husband
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
And if I kill him, he had it coming
Man,
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
My family they're swearin' to kill her
My family they're swearin' to kill her
His family they're swearin' to kill me
And if I kill him, he had it coming
Here I lie cold dead in the market
Cold dead in the market
I lie cold dead in the market
She kill nobody but her husband
There is one thing that I am sure
He ain't goin' to beat me no more
So I tell ya that I doesn't care
If I was to die in the electric chair
Man
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
Hey child, I'm coming back and bash your head one more time
No, no no man you can't do that
He's stone cold dead in the market (murderer)
He's stone cold dead in the market (da criminal)
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
Hey isn't that the cop who won all of the medals?? He looks like a decent guy
"Get out of the way next time" - Cole Phelps, L.A Noire
You know you've made it when you get to the homicide desk
2019 replaying the game
Song stuck in my head
"NOW look what you've done!"
"Do I tell you how to drive?"
- Stefan Bekowsky and Cole Phelps (if he crashes)
At the next junction how about shutting your trap
Fkn 😂
Yall clowning with the LA Noire quotes 😂😂😂 but this is classic tho
Wow this sounds nothing like Ella in any other song that I’ve heard, she sounds straight out of Jamaica in this
I just discovered this song because I got the CD for free at a yard sale. It's been stuck in my head since
L.A. Noire
CHRIST ALIVE
This belongs in the next Fallout game as a contrast to Butcher Pete.
Im seeing alot of phelps and la but i heard this in the wasteland
I was never his enemy.
I think he knew that, Jack.
Easiest confession Phelps has ever gotten.
Good thing I'm not the only 1 who wishes there was a case based on this song! LOL! Oh and I WILL take it as a confession!
Lyrics:
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
Last night I went out drinking
When I came home I gave her a beating
So she catch up the rolling pin and went to work on my head
'til she bash it in
I lie cold dead in the market
Stone cold dead in the market
I lie cold dead in the market
She killed nobody but her husband
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
I lick 'im wit' thee pot and thee fryin' pan
And if I kill him, he had it coming
Man,
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
My family they're swearin' to kill her
My family they're swearin' to kill her
His family they're swearin' to kill me
And if I kill him, he had it coming
Here I lie cold dead in the market
Cold dead in the market
I lie cold dead in the market
She kill nobody but her husband
There is one thing that I am sure
He ain't goin' to beat me no more
So I tell ya that I doesn't care
If I was to die in the electric chair
Man
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
Hey child, I'm coming back and bash on your head one more time
No, no no man you can't do that
He's stone cold dead in the market (murderer)
He's stone cold dead in the market (da criminal)
He's stone cold dead in the market
I killed nobody but my husband
P. Alves#1964 Good job
I love it!!!
Hands up if your here because of l.a niore 😂
SORRY MY PARTNER IS NOT THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!
"You know, this isn't a tank, Phelps!"
Best song ever
WOW WOW WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From a mad keen 74yo Aussie fan.
*PHELPS*
*BADGE 1247*
How can I help, detective?
"You know why Santa Claus is so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live"
This is great!
Needs to be in a Fallout game.
This song is in a Fallout 4 modded radio station called Old World Tunes.
Hey isn't that the detective that solving all those big cases?
are you referencing the end game?
this song keeps coming on when I play LA Noire. LOVE IT!
"There is such a thing called soap you know?" -Random NPC 1947
That was Epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS MOM, I LOVE YOU..XOXOXOXO
L.A. Noire
This HAS to be a fucking joke
Love showing this to my friends, especially when they listen to the lyrics
Old World Tunes, anyone?
This came out in 1946, when I was eleven. It just popped into my head (took me awhile to remember the whole title), and I had to look it up. I didn't know that the singer I had heard was Ella Fitzgerald! #MarvelsofTechnology
Jane Zurflieh So you're 91 and you know about YouTube AND hashtags?!
Wow grandma for being in your 90s you're sure up to technology
Jane Zurflieh I thought it was the Andrew Sisters with Danny Kay. I was amazed that it was Ella and Jordan.
well jane i hope you like the the 40s as much as i do and i wasn't even close to being alive then and also i hope you live a great rest of your life :)
But someone here is not really great at math...
Ella Fitzgerald & Peter Griffin
lol....i was thinking the same thing......too funny......
JunkyardHounds you can hear hints of Peter yes haa
L.A. Noire
The subtitle of this cracks me up. Every time I see (He Had It Coming), I burst out laughing.
A very cheering and catchy little confession. He sure had it comin', dat's for sure.
A wonderful great hilarious song which should be sent to humor all married couples !!!
I'm hear because of LA. noire
+Terrence Byers me too!!
Me too. This song was too good to pass up.
Same here
Just finished the game
Released in July 1946 (Decca Records) as a fun number, coupled with "Patootie Pie".
Wilmouth Houdini, a West Indian calypso singer wrote it.
"That's a taxpaying citizen you just bounced off the fucking hood Phelps!"
"Run! There's a madman on the loose!" Rusty Galloway
Kristen Madrid "I wouldn't feel safe in a tank with you" -Herschel Biggs
how the hell is he dead and still singing.
ventriloquism?
The Verve remix of this song is brilliant, man they did an amazing job with the music!
That ending was suspicious as hell!
Cole Phelps
Rip cole phelps :D love this 1940 Era music!
Phelps. Badge 1247.
+Luiz Fernando Alves How can I help, Detective?
@Kristen Madrid Could you Put out an APB for the woman who killed her husband with a rolling pin?
Awesome comment section lol
Is not a Tank Phelphs!!!!(Stefan Besonsky)
my future husband is cold dead in the market then xD
ProDS 1 What the fuck are you talking about? Maybe marry someone nice instead?
Angry Grandpa anyone? xd
This song is so adorable :***
La la la oh hark at those lyrics ahahahha
L.A. Noire <3
"Operator, give me R&I"
-Cole Phelps (1947)
"Putting you through now."
-Operator (1947)
Oh no, nononon-..... You did not just do that. -Roy Earle, 1947
@mistersurrealist "Can you put an APB on the guy who beat his wife?"
To anyone thats ever played la. Noire... I know I wasnt the only who stopped and listened carefully to this funny song.....
~Stone cold dead in de market
Bilbo_Swagginz @@
Bilbo_Swagginz I was like wait a second wtf are they saying 😂
Lol that's why im here is la noire!!
Bilbo_Swagginz yes
Stopped and listened carefully... I know the lyrics by heart, and am humming this from time to time at odd moments :D
My jam for the purposes of leaving people stone cold dead in markets.
oh mi god i think mi found mi next favorite tune! love, mi love, mi wife, please don't kill mi :(
CAN WE GET TO THE NEXT INTERSECTION WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE, PHELPS?!
redhotchinesedragon You’re not helping
What The hell!
"These people!"
CAN YOU NOT KILL THE PEOPLE THAT PAY OUR SALARIES.
Everybody, run! There’s a maniac on the loose!
This is just a re-submit of an old comment I made on this video a few years ago:
Cole: "What weapons did you use to kill your husband, Ms. Fitzgerald?"
Ella:" I lick him with the pot and the frying pan (3x). And If I kill him, he had it coming!"
X-Truth
Square- Doubt
Triangle- Lie
@*****
X- Truth
Dun dun DLING!
Cole: I can understand how youre feeling, Ella. The late Mr. Fitzgerald had a huge history of reported violent outbursts. It mustve been scary for you.
Ella: He had it coming.
Cole: But something doesnt quite add up. Traces of blood were found in the market, but the body isnt there. So where could his body be?
Ella: *leans in close to Cole's face* Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.
Cole: *leans in closer!* WHICH SEA, ELLA?!
@Aerodeth this is my life XD LA NOIRE ALL THE WAY
Y-Lie.
Cole: Your lying Ella, you want to tell me the truth.
Ella: You cant prove it detective
(Opens notebook)
Cole: We found a bloody rolling pin at the scene.
👌👍👍👍
Xbox and Switch
Xbox 360/One
A Truth/Good Cop
X Doubt/Bad Cop
Y Lie/Accuse
Switch
A Good Cop
Y Bad Cop
X Accuse
The lyrics... Wow. Between this and Pumped Up Kicks...
Abusive husbands beware, She killed nobody but her husband.
this song makes me laugh
Rusty: Oh that reminds me! Thanks for letting me borrow your pan, Ella. That's ONE less ex I gotta pay alimony to.
KGPL this is Roe Earle,i found body of Cole Phelps in the market.KGPL:this is lie, Phelps died near the LA, not in the LA.
L.A NOIRE
Rihanna totally copied this song when she made "man down"
Cole: "You're lying to me, Ella. Your husband was killed by a rolling pin. Whose blood is that really on the frying pan?"
I love this track, I sometimes think of it when someone is not happy with their partner, classic lines!!
Hahahaha XD Oh that's good! I can just see Roy making a joke about that,
Good morning everyone todays case a man has been found dead in the market cornering north and figuroa a witness claims to have seen what looked to have been an altercation between the victim and a woman go and see what you can find out.
Lighthearted, jolly fun - with a lively beat - murder usually is like that.
Cole dead. :C
oh L.A.Noire you did it right (:
steve austin dead in the market? watch? jajajaajajjjjaaajaaja.
Favourite song from L.A. Noire..
This deserves an Oscar for computer animation.
Brilliant, I dedicate this to my e husband, and 4 ex~s :)