Faster Pussycat - Sex, Drugs, And Rock 'N' Roll Lyrics






C'est Cheese
Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll
Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
Seven figure income from a six string guitar
Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars
Then it happened when my record went gold
Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old?
Can't live forever as the king of rock
That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
Sex, drugs and rrsps
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

I'm a modern rebel with a cause
I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone
While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone.
On stage I run around like some animal
But all my money's in a compound annual
This life is dangerous but I don't care
'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
Sex, drugs and rrsps
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

We used to be such a happy band..
Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan
But Phil choked on his vomit
And then Nick choked on his vomit
And then Stan choked on his vomit
And then so did Bob.

What a bunch of idiots!

Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties
They would have spent them on women and booze
But me I got commodities that just can't lose!

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
Sex, drugs and rrsps
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.

I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
I'm a rock and roller with financial security
Sex, drugs and rrsps
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
Hey guys, I brought beer!

History is made by stupid people

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica
Columbus made history thinking some island was India
General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run
All of these men are famous
And they're also very dumb

History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Then do something dumb before you die

Nobility are famous for no reason
Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake
She caused a revolution when she would not share
And her husband lost his head for that mistake

The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin
Its makers made a minor oversight
Before they filled it up with explosive gas
They should have fixed the no-smoking light
'Cause...

History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Then do something dumb before you die

Tally-ho! tally-ho!
Our king and country's honour we will save!
Tally-ho! tally-ho!
We're marching into history and the grave!

So if your son and daughter seem too lazy
Sitting there watching bad tv
Just remember you should be quite grateful
At least they are not making history
'Cause...

History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Then do something dumb before you die
Yes...
Do something dumb before you die
Yes...
Do something dumb before you die

C'est Cheese
Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's





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  1. J.... K....

    such a great song...i cant find the lyrics anywhere...the lyric sites all have the wrong lyrics ???

  2. T.... ....

    Sex Drugs & faster pussycat! the leadsinger is on of the best rock n roll singers worldwide! ps I am writing a BLOG about schitzophrenia as next angelwitchvincent1948.blogspot.com to hear my demo's on youtube=TheVincent666

  3. J.... w....

    Never better

  4. o.... ....

    Nice riff!

  5. S.... F....

    This crankin tune kicks all forms of major league ass and then some! #fastermutherfuxinpussycat

  6. E.... G....

    Sounds much better with headphones on

  7. J.... L....

    Hell ova jamm listening from Dallas214Texas

  8. T.... D....

    Fuck Yeah!!!!

  9. J.... A....

    HUGE FLASHBACKS....... THANKS. 80'S. RULE............ FABENS,TX.

  10. W.... Z....

    Faster Pussycat's, que buena banda, temazoooo desde ARGENTINA saludos

  11. T.... F....

    Somebody Got Good Taste in 80s 90s Hair Bands Music . Man I Fenech Scool In 1992 Great Singers & Groups Back Thein Still Listen To These Great Sounding Groups Two Day . 🤘ON , TroyFrost Troystrer 7/2/2018🎸🎵🎵🎵

  12. r.... d....

    Great song but sound quality could be better.Sounds like it wasnt mixed very good.

    r.... d....

    That's the idea faster pussycat way

  13. V.... C....

    Taime sporting a Misfits t shirt ! He knows goods the good stuff!!!!

  14. l.... g....

    Nasty sleazy pussycat

  15. C.... M....

    Great song. I wish they'd have kept the sleazy image though.

  16. M.... F....

    This rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. J.... H....

    Kick ass tune

  18. D.... B....

    Loved it!

  19. t.... b....

    wicked kick ass party rock tune to bad they didn't make more music like this tune. I know faster pussycat has more tunes out there than public have heard the rock harder than most of the songs that made them famous.

  20. I.... N....

    Fuck Yea!!

  21. C.... K....

    killer album\\666//

    C.... K....

    Best band to see live