Fallon, Jimmy - Old Town Hall Lyrics
[Jimmy Fallon as Bernie Sanders:]
Yeah I'm gonna talk to voters at the old town hall
I'm gonna tell 'em we don't need no wall
I'm gonna rant and rave about billionaires
Ain't gonna take a break to comb my hair
I got money in the stacks, forget your super pacs
Bernie Bros and back, you would think this is a frat now
Got a chance to see Mayor Pete's ID
We're both born in '83 but in different centuries
Everybody's asking something
But I can't hear nothing
Everybody's asking something
But I can't hear nothing
You can call me grandpa, I'mma spank the nation
Loved by all the children, worth a couple million
Say my rhymes are ill then medicare will bill them
Everybody's asking something
But I can't hear nothing
[Black Thought (Jimmy Fallon as Bernie Sanders):]
Biden, Beto, Kamala and Klobuchar
We've got a decision and the field is getting crowded
But just don't forget Bernie Sanders is the loudest
Here to win when we vote next year
(Whatever Snapchat is, that's my biggest fear)
So we gon' roll on down to that old town hall
We're gonna see a geriatric brawl
[Jimmy Fallon as Bernie Sanders (Black Thought):]
I'm gonna talk to voters at the old town hall
I'm gonna tell 'em I don't need no wall
(He's gonna talk to voters at the old town hall)
(He's gonna tell 'em we don't need no wall)
I'm gonna yell 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna yell at the voters at the old town hall
I'm gonna tell 'em we don't need no wall
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Rand Lyrics
Fallon, Jimmy Old Town Hall Comments
It's a shame we have to go to nursing homes to find our next democrap!
I'm gonna talk to the voters at the old town hall
Saying I like Medicare for all
So surprised to see a rich white guy insult a man who represents the working class and poor. Punching down is fun.
#Bernie2020 #PeopleOverProfit #Integrity
Bernie might be older, but he has the least stuck mind among all the 2020 candidates. He's able to listen and understand and truly fight for the needs of working people. That's impressive.
He manages to look older than Bernie himself...
I would like to see one of these networks take on tRump's obesity issue. He lies about his height so people won't realize he's clinically obese. Bernie is in far better shape mentally and physically than tRump. When tRump has a heart attack (which he no doubt will based on his diet and life style), the doctors will need to dig through many inches of fat just to locate his heart. He'll need months to recuperate - if he's able to. Bernie was in and out of the hospital in 2 days. That says a lot about his overall health. By the way, David Letterman had major heart surgery years ago and is still going strong.
Awful, typical, mainstream media portrayal of Bernie. Sanders has never used a cane or motorized wheel chair. Ageism for Bernie, and not for Hillary, who couldn't walk up a set of stairs by herself, and Biden who is showing signs of dementia.
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Damn it we need Bernie in the White House
1:14 - the moment I realized that it wasn't actually Bernie Sanders rapping
This is very demeaning.
Boo berney
Go joe Walsh
OMG this was golden.
Crazy Bernie.
Bernie 2020
_Wow this is really fuckin lame. Doesnt suprise me that _*_Trump will be reelected in 2020._*
Fallon a POS real talk, Trump supporter
This could've been good if it wasn't and endless smear.
"You can call me grandpa, ima spank the nation" LMAO
#Bernie2020
#AmericasDad
*Bernie 2020* 🇺🇸
pathetic attempt at smear. Bernie is not worth several millions, he's worth a million thanks to the book he wrote. he's old but very alert and sharp.
Geriatric brawl
love you bernie
not a bit of rhythm or soul.....scary.
Donated $30 to Bernie +$3 to Act Blue off this song + debates top me please WE NEEED CHANGE LIKE WE DID IN 08" please contribute to Bernie Sanders!
Trump 2020!
Bernie has a bag full of goodies
Oof 1:53
The beginning of this was quite funny
im from corpus christi , texas the home of Koch Refineries , trust me ... i am thrilled to see that the fossil fuel industry is finally starting to feel the BERN!
thank you so much Jimmy Fallon! For real! thank you from Austin , Texas! #BERNIE2020
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen! thank you so much!
#bernie2020
Sounds just like him omg
I hope Lil Nas X sees this lol
JIMMY check my parody OLD TIME BALLS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTKTqfRTUg8
let me work for your show pleeeeeeeaaaasseeee
What happened to respecting our elders? Why is age such a big deal? Especially when you're talking about a man who fought in the civil rights movement. I'm in awe of him and his accomplishments. Never hear shit about Biden or Trump being just some old fart, only Bernie. Oh, right, you're paid pretty well aren't you Jimmy. Fuckin neoliberal tool. Fuck fake ass Hollywood!!!!
does grandpa need hearing aids?
also good impression btw
This is just kinda lazy. The only "joke" is his age, which isn't really that funny and REALLY isn't clever. Could've been cute - missed opportunity.
I don't get what jimmy has against bernie, hilary is at least the same age I believe. He interviewed trump back in 2015 but never interviewed bernie!? 😒
HILARIOUS!!!!
https://youtu.be/F90BMfm_BhY
that was funny as shxt.....hope Bernie sees it....lololololol
Bernie bros? What's with this corportist, sexist, ageist bullshit? I expect more from you....
Bernie 2020!!
I'd complain about clickbait, but I'm laughing too hard.
Thought it was Bernie :)
Classic
The two things I hate the most together aren’t that bad
I didn't even realize it was Jimmy Fallon until he got in the chair.
The only actual funny entertainer left on TV, all the rest are way too political and hypocrites
We need Bernie to do an actual version of this. It's a matter of national hilarity.
*BERNIE IS THE LAST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE RACE WHO NEEDS A SCOOTER. HEALTIEST OLD MAN EVER*
Scandalous! 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Damn I didn't know that nearly dead people could run for President
fuck communism
Forget the murderous regimes 🤣 let's make socialism cool again!
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10211419015831357&id=1841178691
Gilbert Gottfried's voice and looks like Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption.
God this is fucking horrible
This is so much better than Old Town Road. Why is this not on Apple Music yet?! #JimmyFallonDownloads
Absolute cringe.
This is shit.
Each like is a heart for Bernie Sanders
👇🏻
#nineinchnails #ghosts34
Crowder’s “Dr. Trump” is way better! This is cringey asf.
Shameful
Actually the first time I laughed at something Fallon did.
Bernie: exists. Trying to repair our broken system.
Biden: 1 year younger than Bernie. Been a Wall Street Lackey passing racist laws for decades.
Jimmy Fallon the sellout king of ass kissing: "Bernie is so old tho"
Quien de ha quedado flipando como yo porque ¡¡ESTA CANCIÓN ES DE TIK TOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
The democrats' handpicked candidate will fail once again. People are not stupid, you can move this huge mocking campaign against Sanders and people still won't vote for Biden.
I want to see him do this for real. I would make him a billionahh if he did
#Bernie2020
Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now the liberals are making fun of their own people
none dare call it conspiracy socialism royal road for the super rich!
I actually thought thst was him for a sec lol
Yep, old man posture to suggest he's too old? Check. Bringing up he's made a lot of money? Check. Bernie bros? Check. It's a smear.
Yooooooooooo
Yet we still have people stupid enough to vote for Bernie. Wale up simpletons
hahaha😂
Awesome! 🤣👍
lol man fuck jimmy fallon
I was really hoping Bernie was actually rapping
Did anyone see the horse head on Bernie’s motor-scooter?
"you can call me grandpa imma spank the nation" wow those bars doe
*Is this supposed to be funny??*
how dare you diss my boy Bernie like this
Bernie 2020
This is low-key kinda wrong...
https://youtu.be/fb3HcuFyDFQ
I would love to see Bernie actually do this. It would be funny as hell! 😂