Epic Rap Battles Of History - Wolverine vs Freddy Krueger Lyrics






[Intro:]
Epic rap battles of history!
Wolverine!
Versus!
Freddy Krueger!
Begin!

1, 2 Freddy's coming for you
3, 4 better lock your, lock your, lock your, lock your

[Freddy Krueger:]
Welcome to primetime, bitch
Better stay awake like a meth head
Spread red on your bed spread
'Til you're lying there on your deathbed
You got a healing factor?
I got a kill bitches on the ceiling factor
Under that mask, you're a singer-slash-actor
Under my skin I'm a slasher-slash-slasher
Bitch! I come from Wes Craven's twisted mind
You come from comic books that kids get when they're well-behaved at Christmas time
Flock of Seagulls called, they want their hairstyle returned
And that wasn't even my main diss, it was just a side-burn!

[Wolverine:]
Nice glove, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth
That claw's like a strap-on; there's a pussy underneath
Don't sleep? That's all you got for me?
Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea
I been to hell and back and whooped Satan's ass
You got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street
You wanna talk about burns, mac?
The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack
Wrapped in a Where's Waldo sweater
Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better!
So step into my catnap, see if you can hack that
Better hang on to your whack hat
'Cause your worst nightmare ain't Hugh Jack-shit
Compared to the least of my Weapon-X flashbacks!
I'm the adamantium champion, X-Man
You'll only ever be half of Edward Scissorhands!
So don't get me more pissed, chump
I'll take your whole franchise out with a fist bump!

[Freddy Krueger:]
Look at the size of your body
How could I possibly think I'm in trouble?
I can't tell the difference between your action figure
And your stunt double!
What's the matter? You look tired, eh?
I'll be in your bed tonight, unlike Jean Grey!
As for me? I'm a chick magnet
Some heavy metal bitches are real attracted
What the fuck is a wolverine, some kind of an angry beaver?
I was more intimidated by a tiny Canadian
The first time I saw Justin Bieber!

[Wolverine:]
That verse stung, bub, but I've already recovered
I'll call you tomorrow morning if I need my toast buttered
I ain't got time for this, saving the world, what qualities do you bring?
You're a pedophile from the Midwest, at least R. Kelly could sing
So you've got the wrong room, if you're looking for fear
Only thing scares me is a fridge with no beer
That face tells me you've met your match
So come back if you've got another itch to scratch

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Eeeeeeeepic... rap. Battles... of history!





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  1. a.... s....

    Jason won

  2. J.... W....

    Avengers vs X-men

  3. B.... ....

    Wheres waldo sweater

  4. M.... 6....

    ROUND 2 WE NEED IT

  5. A.... M....

    Ohhhhhh I'll be in your bed tonight unlike Jean grey

  6. H.... y....

    That intro though : how he is saying their names 😂

  7. r.... ....

    I used the "there's a pussy underneath" line in DnD once with Vicious Mockery. Worth it.

  8. S.... ....

    Edward scissorhands vs someone and Beetlejuice vs someone

  9. M.... S....

    Robin Hood vs. Hawkeye

  10. U.... S....

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  11. U.... B....

    My fear is this video not getting 1m likes

  12. s.... q....

    too many bad words

  13. B.... D....

    is it just me or did freddy say bitches alot?
    also this was uploaded on my 12th bday lol

  14. S.... L....

    Messi vs ronaldo

  15. N.... S....

    Lol. They both spit some fire

  16. J.... H....

    i've said it before but greatest beat ever made in history

  17. N.... D....

    Wolverine lost when he heard Justin Bieber's name 😂

  18. D.... L....

    I love how they made wolverine short

  19. M.... G....

    Freddy faze bear vs Bat man

  20. y.... c....

    freddy's first verse

  21. B.... A....

    wolverine vs hul

  22. R.... A....

    The way Freddy says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WOLVERINE" always kill me

  23. G.... ....

    IRL easily Wolverine since I don't think he's had a nightmareless sleep since Weapon X, and anybody who can fk up the Hulk ain't a joke. But goddamn that Jean Gray line was a fkin nuclear burn. Wolverine should've referenced Freddy's mom.

  24. H.... B....

    Wolverine won

  25. K.... B....

    I think Wolverine One

  26. M.... C....

    This wolverine looks amazing!!! I can't stop rewatching the battle bcs it's done so well!

  27. r.... r....

    This beat pretty fire🔥🔥

  28. S.... V....

    Yoooo this was legit yoooo👌🏾

  29. H.... A....

    scooby doo and shaggy vs batman and robin

  30. M.... !....

    I love it

  31. I.... ....

    Love this battle. Would have been better though if Edward Scissorhands would have been the surprise rapper though haha.

  32. D.... D....

    I completely lost my shit when Freddy said "WTF is a wolverine?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  33. R.... T....

    well... i was searching for some music on youtube to ear while fix the mess in my home when i find this ErBoH... now i'm sit here to whatch all your video XD

  34. S.... ....

    The best verse in this entire battle is "Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better."

  35. F.... ....

    2:07 what is that picture scene about?

  36. V.... B....

    Wolverine won

  37. T.... C....

    Dat R Kelly line thoufh

  38. W.... G....

    From "Name of the Rose": William of Baskerville & Bernado Gui.

  39. D.... Z....

    Maybe it is not the Best line but u gotta admit that has a great Flow 1:30 1:33

  40. L.... T....

    "Only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer" ....same Wolvie same.....

  41. Q.... P....

    Jason won best bars ever

  42. C.... ....

    Wolverine killed Freddy. Freddy was all childish insults.

  43. F.... i....

    Freddy won this match

  44. j.... m....

    Wolverine. Won dam this is good

  45. U.... D....

    Wax can rap well, but didn’t in this video

  46. P.... P....

    Wolverine all the way!

  47. Y.... ....

    "Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better" Underrated line, that was fire

  48. D.... G....

    Freddy vs wolverine round 2

  49. A.... P....

    hulk vs superman

  50. M.... B....

    Katy Perry v Taylor Swift

  51. M.... A....

    "Those claws are like a strap on, there's a pussy underneath" man this had me😂😂

  52. 1.... I....

    “Jason can’t talk and he rocks the mic better” LOLLLLL

  53. 1.... I....

    “You’re a pedophile from the midwest at least r kelly could sing” OH MY GODDD

  54. A.... N....

    Strapon line: DESTRUCTION 9999999999999999999

  55. M.... P....

    PLEASE DO FREDDY V WOLVERINE PT 2!!!!

  56. J.... W....

    I forgot all about ERB until it randomly popped in my head. Glad it did these videos are hilarious

  57. y.... w....

    Who's in 2020

  58. �.... �....

    Koltraine Downscale.

    Wolverine : Hiroshima..
    Freddy Crueger : Nagasaki.

  59. �.... �....

    Royey Jevels.

    Wolverine won Freddy.

  60. �.... �....

    Chris Patten gale

    That face tells me you met your match.

  61. �.... �....

    Slate Lopilato.

    Jason Bourne VS John Wick.

  62. A.... P....

    Iron man vs war machine

  63. �.... �....

    Kruuueeeeeggggeeeeeerrrrrrr


    BEGIN.

  64. N.... 9....

    Nice Edward Scissorhands costume if only he could be In a rap battle

  65. K.... w....

    Wolverine "You've got the wrong room if you're looking for fear, the only thing that scare me is a fridge without beer"

  66. F.... J....

    Don't know why, but I love the phrase "Slasher/slasher"

  67. E.... C....

    I think Wolverine won

  68. [.... M....

    Honestly I wouldn’t mind Lloyd playing wolverine in the MCU

  69. L.... B....

    am I the only one blown away by Epic Loyds Wolverine .... nailed it man

  70. D.... M....

    dude...Wolverine killed it

  71. M.... D....

    This need a rematch

  72. N.... 9....

    I actually think Hugh Jackman played wolverine I the X-Men movies very well especially when adding things from the comic he did a good job

  73. R.... O....

    Could defeat yout ass with a cup of tea wolverine win

  74. S.... ....

    After the strapon line it was over. Wolverine roasted nightmare boy like fat man and little boy fucked Japan.

  75. J.... T....

    Wolverine forgot to say that Freddy came from 100 Dudes or dads

  76. A.... s....

    Why does the announcer sounds like he's trying to go super saiyan

  77. K.... G....

    No one gonna talk bout that R.Kelly line

  78. B.... ....

    I want a part 2, more I listen to this one more I like it.

  79. M.... N....

    No idea why they got wax on this. His verses were so slow and not complex. The opposite of what he’s great at

  80. W.... G....

    I thought Wolverine destroyed Freddy with his first verse, but then Freddy hit back with that insane second verse. That was such an amazing comeback that he almost took it, but Wolverine won overall. Freddy's second verse was one of my favourite ERB verses to date. Amazing flow, burns, and delivery. I'm not even a Freddy Krueger fan but I'll be damned if he didn't sound like a badass in his second verse.

  81. B.... H....

    Its unfair how hard Logan beat Freddy

  82. U.... ....

    Should we get tickets to see Freddy movies half off? Because he's only half of Edward scissor hands!?

  83. I.... G....

    Why they always dropping the hottest flows ever lol

  84. N.... C....

    Slender Man vs Freddy Krueger

  85. p.... ....

    Total two way tie! Only a few of those in ERB de History land!

  86. F.... �....

    2:13 anyone else saw ant-man? lol

  87. J.... K....

    *Leonardo Da Vinci vs. Macgyver*
    BATTLE of INNOVATORS

  88. R.... ....

    Part 2 plz

  89. M.... R....

    Wolverine sounds like he's plays batman

  90. J.... B....

    “Only thing that I’m scared of is a fridge with no bear” fucking great
    Also wolverine won easily

  91. v.... m....

    Won is freddy kruger and next is eyelessjack and jeffTthe killer

  92. s.... 2....

    "But I'm real from bone to teeth and that claw is like a strap on theres a pussy underneath" 😂 nice bar I lost it

  93. P.... s....

    Who thinks ERB should make a episode where a serum makes Jason and Michael Myers talk then they rap against each other

  94. W.... R....

    Part 2 of this video please, I know the're not done battling one another...

  95. S.... ....

    "nice glove bub, but am real form bones to teeth. that claw is like a strapon, there's a pussy underneath"


    "The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack. wrapped in a where's waldo sweater, Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better


    "you chose the wrong room if you're looking for fear, only thing scares me is a fridge with no beer"


    "That face tells me you've met your match, so come back if you have another itch to scratch"

  96. J.... C....

    didnt nightmare come out before Edward Scissorhands and Deadpool

  97. D.... L....

    Alice in Wonderland vs Dorothy of Oz.

  98. D.... T....

    Wolverine wins