Epic Rap Battles Of History - Vlad The Impaler vs Count Dracula Lyrics

3 in pula meaa!!

Haven't seen a battle that one-sided since Joan of Arc vs Miley Cirus. Vlad turned Dracula to ashes.

Dracs second verse was a comedy

Probably the most one sided ERB yet. Dracula may as well not even be there.

Dracula lost hard

Vlad won, hands down.

Captain Hook lookin' ass

-You're Smoking CRACKULAAA!! LOL

the first ERB of mumble rappers. thank god they have lyrics on screen

Vlad totally won that BATtle

I blame ERB..
I woke up this morning with one thought:
“Get beat by Count Dracula,
You’re smoking Crackula...”
😄

Dracula has better bars tbh

Vlad sliced diced and served Dracs up on a platter "Your smoking crackula," kill shot
That creepy music makes is even better the lyrics had me rollin hahaha

Vlad killed him like he was a poor Turk...

"Does this mic still work? check 1, 2 ah ha ha" Sesame Street Count Dracula reference.

Mao vs Mussolini.

Yay! The ERB cruel mentioned vampires don't die in sunlight! In fact, there's a chapter in Dracula where he's seen during the day stalking a woman wearing a large hat. Something all the movies cut out. I wish they wouldn't because when you think about the fact she was obviously going to be another Bride and Lucy was the only vampire killed on British soil, that means there's another Bride out there that was never staked....

Ace Ventura vs Dr Dolittle

They’re the same

Yes, everyone knows.

Vlad won

Vlad the impaler

when count says does this mic still work it sounds like he put himself on mute on a FaceTime call and the call is glitching out

I’d love to see a rap battle between Vlad and Alucard

Next: Ronaldo vs Hagi

Vladico pobedi.

Definitely, Vlad impaled Dracula!

Whammy: "You leach my name you pale son of a b*tch" "and your weak ass gets beat, by the sun of the beach"
Double whammy.
I felt that xD

Douglas Adams vs Lewis Carroll. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy vs Through the Looking-Glass.

This one sucked ngl.

Dracula seems more like Putin than dracula

Wasn't Dracula based on vlad?

Uhhh im in newyork i have olivegarden and fogo de chao

dracc lookin kinda smexy doe

An Anne Rice cake. Lol merrick ftw

Im that bad type
Shish-kabobbing fad type
Make the Sultan mad type
Might avenge my dad type
Im a Vlaaaad Guy
Duh

Van helsing vs Dracula

Tepes won

DR HOUSE vs DR PHIL

A bit too much reliance on cheap puns. vlad seems a bit too.. insane and maniacal. It really seems like they did not research much or use many actual facts from vlad's life

1:56


hey, what's mayor pete doing in this ERB?

Vlad put a stake in him!

More like those Olive Garden breadsticks...

@Romario Desrosier 😆

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Dracula wonnn

Drakula got so litle time to rap

1:37 “your skill’s like your reflection/
it doesn’t exist”.
We have a winner

Renfield won

Did anyone notice the reference to that one meme at 1:54 😂😂

Me thinks the vampire doth protest too much. Because he done lost. XD

With comparison to Bunnicula and dropping rhymes like Shaqula, the one in cheesy formal wear loses.

Alright who else thinks they should do
The Boogieman vs Krampus

“I kill you with Olive Garden breadsticks.” Fair enough.

Vlad wins because Dracula is just a literary rip off of a truly evil man , plus his rhymes were weak

Props for the bat effects

Vlad the impaler

Isn't this kinda like a mirror match?

Vlad Impaler stick is win.

Dracula's reflection is still missing

so basically vlad invited a lot of people to a dinner and later on in the night he put the women and men on spikes and made the children slaves for years until they didn’t need to do anything anymore and he killed the slaves

My suggestion for a new rap battle:
The Addams vs The Munsters

Is it just my or is the ”i rock the house, once i am invited into it” a curse of straad refrence?

Also, impailer won with a landslide.

"Imagine forests of corpses dripping on a buffay, you call that a nightmare, i call that a tuesday."

*That shit was fire*

1:53 selling time stamps, cost 1 like

Vlad decimated the count. Count Dracula went soft in the paint, talking about how dreamy he is when I'd imagine an opposing rapper would bring up how your worst enemy literally fucked your brother and called him "the beautiful" while turning him against you.

Please make an Edward Cullen & Bella VS. Grey & 'what's that girl's name again?' rap battle video. Hehehhe.

Dio Vs Dracula

Should have done Dracula vs. Frankenstein tbh.

"Than Fogo de Chão" Vlad the Gaucho

Dracula for the win! 😇

Someone else feels that the last verse of dracula was like a little reference to the Hannibal Lecter vs Jack the Ripper?

Time for a fun fact! Bela Lugosi was from Turkey, and he didn't speak English for the majority of his life. He only ever learned English for his role of Dracula, which is why the vamp is now known to have a "Transylvanian" accent.

Accidentally played in 1.25x and it was fucking *FIRE*

Video ideas:

Robin Vs. Jessie Pinkman

Morticia Addams Vs. Elvira Vs. Bayonetta

Abraham Van Helsing Vs. Simon Belmont

Emperor Palpatine Vs. Ganondorf

George Washington Vs. Bill Cosby

Christopher Columbus Vs. Indiana Jones

Link Vs. King Arthur

Vlad got that one

Buniculla is Dracula + Buni meaning grandma

he literally facing off against his fictional self

he literally facing off against his fictional self

Grant vs lee

Best flow: Count Dracula
Best disses: Vlad the Impaler




Overall winner: Renfield
(and the Olive Garden garlic breadsticks)

No love for the Olive Garden garlic breadsticks? :(

@ShadowXtreme 2020 Someone else got to the Olive Garden garlic breadsticks before I did :(

Vlad has this over a pussy ass fantasy character.

8.6k dislikes why

Romania: I'm still worthy

Count Dracula cant even count how many times he got roasted by Vlad the Impaler

You’re losing so bad you should join Team Jacob is the best line I’ve heard in years.

Vlad Dracula: stepped to the Turks and bodies start dropping
Mehmed the Conqueror: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Vlad got me with his first line " Imagine forests of corpses, dripping on a buffet, you call that a nightmare, I call that a Tuesday" that's right down my alley

This is the type of ERB that get's better everytime you revisit it.

"The day Vlad the Impaler graced your village was the most important day of your life...
But for me... It was Tuesday."

Best ref ever.

Buttcheek

Anne Rice vs. Stephanie Meyer.




With Bram Stoker coming in to destroy them

Aren't both the same person?

Vlad's 2nd verse was uh uh! Count Dracula?





*NO UH*

You should make a fight with Vlad, Hitler, and Khan.

Yup, still an amazing video. Nice.

Dr. Jekyll vs Dr. Frankenstein

Abigail Williams vs Sabrina Spellman

Two monsters with a broken record.

His name is vlad dracul

Fatalaty