Enter Shikari - Slipshod Lyrics

Gordon Ramsay the song

I'd never even heard of this song until I saw it live and i'd be damned if it wasn't my favourite song on the set. Absolute madness, can't wait to see them live again.

"Ааххахах, оох, луди, люди)"

Your veg ain’t in season has got to be a kitchen nightmares reference bc Gordon Ramsey said exactly that to some slob using asparagus as a side when it was more expensive than any other vegetable

this song is even better live

The Karen anthem

Куда вам еще лайков нажать? Пусечки

aah.. loudy loudy

1st time I watched this music video, I actually fucking choked but I survived! Labour wins!

""Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
Get me the manager
"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don’t want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn’t mine
We put our order in - I can’t believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
Rory C, well, tell ‘em…
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you’re pushing me to my limits!
"Please don’t raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment,
I’m sure we can sort this out quietly no?"
Oh really? Well that’s a great vase you got there,
It’d be a real shame if something happened to it…
Slipshod, kick it.
Cunt."

GET ME THE MANAGER

This song was created to be heard live

saw them at Nottingham last night I really wished they did this one...

Enter Shikari
"Slipshod (Official Music Video)"
The Mindsweep

"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere!
It looks niiice!"
"GET ME THE
MANAGEEEERRRRR!!!!!!"

"GET! GET!
GET! GET ME THE
MANAGEEEERRRRR!!!!!!"

"Oh dear!
Oh!"
"Hello! what seems to be the problem, sir?"
"Fiiirrst of all!
I was greeted with a grimace!"
"Service with a sneer!
He don't want to be here!"
"Second of all!
I was seated on the window!"
"And the draft was
a serious
INCONVENIENCE!"
"There was a lipstick on my glass
And it wasn't mine!"
"We put on order in!
I can't believe the time!"
"This is a shambles!
Your cook is heathen!"
"Your carpet is ugly!
And your veg ain't in season!"

"My impatience spread
like a gravy on a tablecloth!"
"And your head looks like
it was carved out a nut!"
"Rory C, tell 'em!
I was waiting in the line
for the ten whole minutes!"
"This is unacceptable!
You're pushing to my limits!"
"Ahh!!! A-Pla-pla-pla!
Please don't raise your voice in here, sir!"
"This is a respected establishment!
And I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
"Oh really?
Well, that's a great vase you got there!"
"It'd be a real shame
if something happened to it..."
!!!!🏺>💥!!!!!
WHOOPSIE!
"Aaaaaeehhh!!!!!!!!"

[INSTRUMENTAL]

"Slipshod!
Kick it!"

"Slip!"

"Slipshod!
Kick it!"

[INSTRUMENTAL]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hmmhmhmh!!!!"

[INSTRUMENTAL]

"Slipshod!
KIIIIIIIIIICK!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!"

[INSTRUMENTAL]

"AAAAEEEEHHHH!!!"

[INSTRUMENTAL]

"Hahahahahaha!!!
Haha!!! Hahahahaha!!!
Uhh!!!! Lordy! Lordy!"


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Gutted you didn’t play this live at Newcastle on my birthday last year!! We were chanting for it and everything😂 oh well, maybe in February 2019.

1:53 when i was 7

Nope .... don’t work at all. And i love these.

This is such a work of art. Even in good old 2018 😂

Hurry up and put it on Spotify!

Rory C YOU EEEEEEEEEEEDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!

This is Enter Shikari's best song and it saddens me that it's not on spotify

rory c looks like a guy from the beetles in this

What the actual fuck have I just witnessed... I like it.

Rou just said 'oh lordy lordy' at the end xD that's such a British thing to say, gotta love that down to earth nature

this is fucking magic

Why isn't this on Spotify?!?!?

Having started listening to ES with A Flash Flood of Colour, coming from a heavier musical background but still very much a listener of their lyrics, this song is incredible. I love the chaotic nature of it.

Wish they'd do more stuff like this and There's A Price On Your Head but both A Flash Flood of Colour and The Mindsweep are excellent albums, regardless.

he beat his meat lol

this is by far my fave enter shikari song fucking amazing stuff

Love this song 😍😍

For some reason i fucking love this :D!!!

Johnny and the sinpers, brilliant!!

My anthem. So good with booze onboard before heading into town.

Kimi is gay

Gareth is gay

KNEES UP

"Sucks to you ass-mar"

Lord of the Flies reference is appreciated.

Better than 90% of music today

greetz from gema free germany \o/

1:58 Lord of the Flies reference :D

get this on spotify already, please x

I know right holy shit

Huge need for this on spotify!

they've uploaded a live version in spotify :)

They tweeted me to say its iTunes exclusive

2 years late but hey its on it now

HGGHGFERTGHJAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH

the cartoon style reminds me of wren and stimpy

it's the same animators

Did anyone noticed Johny and the Snipers? :F

First time listening to them and I seem to be enjoying it, any other suggestions for songs or bands?

Every Enter Shikari song.

Dance Gavin Dance and The Bunny the Bear are good bands too!

"Ghandi, Mate, Ghandi", "Radiate", "Quelle Surprise", "Never Let Go Of The Microscope", "Pack Of Thieves", "Rat Race". There you go :)

How dare you forget about System Meltdown >:(

So fucking bad.

This tune makes me drive faster with a smile on my face 😂

I wish they made a real video to this. can you imagine seeing Chris all cramped up inside a vase??

That's Rob

So it is, thanks

oh lordy lordy

Rory C. cannot fucking believe he had to wait ten minutes! *References*

the intro at the begining reminds me of transformers beast machine

0:48 take a close look at the veggies and where they are...

also, at 1:21 the band is called "Jhonny and the snipers" (an obvious reference to their song Jhonny sniper)

+Madison Jackson More like Johnny & The Snipers ;) /watch?v=ZeZicbHE1L8

Their music is literal art.

What did i just watch

Woopsie

Dr Pepper doesn't have a period in it.

Dr Pepper doesn't have a period in it.

My favourite line in any song has to be 'Slipshod KICk IT!'

'yabba dabba do one son' is joint top with this for me

5th REPLAY AND IM STILL LAUGHING IMMENSELY

This is probably one of their best!!!!!!!!!!!

er............uh uh uh yeah, yeliing RULES!!!

This at ally pally nearly killed me.

+Aleck this was mad

The transition into The Jester was what killed me

+George Hasler join the club mate

Agreed.

CARDIFF BOYS IT WAS MENTAL

This last night was fucking mental

How would you even make a parody to this i dont know.. XD

Not sure if this song's sarcastic or not

Is there a reason for a Lord of the Flies reference, or is it a just why the hell not moment? Like the rest of the video?

1:32 is one of the greatest things i have ever heard, that combination of synths and metal sounds fucking brilliant

I love this song, the video is so fucking.😂😂😂😂😂

Ren & Stimpy style of animation, I love it

love the lord of the flies reference written on the wall ayy

1:20 they let dudes beat their meat on youtube now? there is just no limits for this site anymore...

1:21 Any dummers know what makes the hollow plastic cowbell hits here?

+Timothy Neville A computer

damn you Enter Shikari.real rave right here!

surprised there was no 'dirty fork' monty python reference in this tbh

And your veg ain't in season!

dat lord of the flies tho

Sucks to your assmar hahaha

Did anyone else feel really bad for the snail?

Это очень и очень круто!

Animation, music, lyrics, awesome! Great job!

note to everyone on YouTube, don't try this in McDonald's, it doesn't go down to well. p.s It doesn't work in Tesco, they just ask you to leave lol.

This song makes me wanna yell at people

+MissNatTheWitch ...yell, and run around room, house, street, city ... Oo

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Woopsie

+Ben Brinton HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH

Yes! Jonny and the snipers!

such a fucking mad song!!! love it!!!

Anyone noticed that on 1:25 is band "Jonny and the snipers"???
Lol, just google it if you don't know what it is about.

+Ordinary Car Show did u spot the lord of the flies reference at 2:00?

1:26 reference alert =P search them up

lool jonny and the snipers

these guys are genius in every way! and they realized that mankind is at the point where we have everything to change the world (structures of power, science on "the evil")

Whoopsiee

why is this not on spotify, someone fix it

This is filthier than all that incest in Game Of Thrones

10:02 - lol nipple


Followed by the greatest Weebl and Bob impression ever.

am i the only one that sees tyrion at 0:52

was scrolling for this

Directed by Michael Bay

My favourite part is the chicken who says, "Cunt."

Such a fucking phenomenal track, I was smiling all the way through

WHOOPSIE