Eminem - Maxine Lyrics

Wow...this is the first I'm hearing this album!...UNREAL
Cementing his title as best lyricist of all time!

my name is maxime

This album is legit the best Eminem album to chill and blaze to.

Crazy that Maxine is a street by 8 mile em used to walk on when he was working at Gilbert’s Lodge

This the "Brenda's got a baby" of eminem

3 had the best verse here

The storytelling is unreal

It's very interesting that from this album all the way up to Kamikaze Eminem's prime is considered the slim shady era about killing, raping, and being humorous while his mature content such as this is often overlooked and trashed.

it's wack

[Intro: Maxine & Denuan Porter]
Maxine!
Hello
Can I speak to Maxine?
Yeah, this is me, what's up?
What up?
Who dis?
Denaun
Yeah, what's up?
What are you doing?
Nothing, just laying in bed
Huh?
Nothing, just laying in bed
Why?
I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I know this crack fiend, Maxine, who needs a vaccine
She tests positive, but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Gassin' every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her, sadly, on her reputation
You're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you stepped away, son, she got her face done
Lookin' provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue, and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency 'cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, 'cause I ain't tryna hear it
While you're fightin' your fuckin' disease, tryna clear it



[Verse 2: Kon Artis]
Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose in life?
That is to get with every brother
And unveil one of his kids
Shit, you livin' trife
Got three kids at home, and club-hoppin' every night
You say it's gonna stop
But it just… slows… down…
And then speeds back to a regular pace
There is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hidin' in your closet?
I refrain from gettin' angry
But you keep on actin' strangely

[Verse 3: 3]
I met this girl last week
She was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her, first I cleared my throat
And said: "Hey, bitch, haven't I seen you before?"
Looked at my nigga, turned around and got slapped
Throughout my hands, and said: "Oh, it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started cryin', and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine
So I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine too
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation
That's when she asked me could I fuck
I said: "Maxine, check this out
Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out."
Got to the crib, she let me in
She didn't waste time, she grabbed my hand
And proceeded to the bedroom
I said "Hold up, and stop proceedin', you rushin' things"
What the fuck are you doin'?
So I went for my protection
Took off my clothes and started flexin'
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about puttin' in work
Before I hit it she said: "3, don't get mad
But there's somethin' that I gotta tell your ass."
I said "What is it? Another nigga? It's okay."
She said: "No I forgot to tell you
That I got AIDS, I got a problem."


[Outro: Maxine & Denaun Porter]
Hey, Maxine
What?
You thinkin' about suckin' my dick?
Yeah, for a small price
For a small price? What you mean?
You know, money, nigga
You don't need no damn money; I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit
What you, what you hear I got?
AIDS
Who told you that bullshit?
My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie
Well, if that's the case, Kyu got it then
Oh for real, it's like that?
Well, I ain't got shit, so he ain't got shit
And if he do, he ain't get that shit from me
I ain't fuckin' around with no third nigga
Fuck that, I ain't fuckin' with you
No, see…
You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with you
Hold on, why it ain't even like that
I want y'all to get paid, fuckin'

[Produced by Eminem & Mr. Porter]

[Intro: Maxine & Denuan Porter]
Maxine!
Hello
Can I speak to Maxine?
Yeah, this is me, what's up?
What up?
Who dis?
Denaun
Yeah, what's up?
What are you doing?
Nothing, just laying in bed
Huh?
Nothing, just laying in bed
Why?
I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I know this crack fiend, Maxine, who needs a vaccine
She tests positive, but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Gassin' every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her, sadly, on her reputation
You're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you stepped away, son, she got her face done
Lookin' provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue, and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency 'cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, 'cause I ain't tryna hear it
While you're fightin' your fuckin' disease, tryna clear it

[Verse 2: Kon Artis]
Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose in life?
That is to get with every brother
And unveil one of his kids
Shit, you livin' trife
Got three kids at home, and club-hoppin' every night
You say it's gonna stop
But it just… slows… down…
And then speeds back to a regular pace
There is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hidin' in your closet?
I refrain from gettin' angry
But you keep on actin' strangely

[Verse 3: 3]
I met this girl last week
She was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her, first I cleared my throat
And said: "Hey, bitch, haven't I seen you before?"
Looked at my nigga, turned around and got slapped
Throughout my hands, and said: "Oh, it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started cryin', and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine
So I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine too
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation
That's when she asked me could I fuck
I said: "Maxine, check this out
Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out."
Got to the crib, she let me in
She didn't waste time, she grabbed my hand
And proceeded to the bedroom
I said "Hold up, and stop proceedin', you rushin' things"
What the fuck are you doin'?
So I went for my protection
Took off my clothes and started flexin'
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about puttin' in work
Before I hit it she said: "3, don't get mad
But there's somethin' that I gotta tell your ass."
I said "What is it? Another nigga? It's okay."
She said: "No I forgot to tell you
That I got AIDS, I got a problem."

[Outro: Maxine & Denaun Porter]
Hey, Maxine
What?
You thinkin' about suckin' my dick?
Yeah, for a small price
For a small price? What you mean?
You know, money, nigga
You don't need no damn money; I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit
What you, what you hear I got?
AIDS
Who told you that bullshit?
My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie
Well, if that's the case, Kyu got it then
Oh for real, it's like that?
Well, I ain't got shit, so he ain't got shit
And if he do, he ain't get that shit from me
I ain't fuckin' around with no third nigga
Fuck that, I ain't fuckin' with you
No, see…
You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with you
Hold on, why it ain't even like that
I want y'all to get paid, fuckin'

Esham>eminem

I just thought, why would he ask for head if he believed she got aids

This album makes me wanna smoke a blunt and just chill i love it

don't bring your germs to me....cause I 'aint trying to hear it
whilst your fighting your fucking disease / trying to clear it..

definitely not his best but very good for someone first album.my only complaint is every beat sounds the same as the first and he sounded like nas AZ alot other artist at that time which is why he changed his style and went on to be the goat.em has earned that title over and over again!!!!

The voice🔥

The beats on this album are unreal

@Stoner 69 lol

@anarchydeadpool but why? We're both anarchists afterall........

The craziest part was this was his lowest album sales it barely sold 15,000. People didn't wanna hear the real stuff Em was talking about and I think this was his best album

Young Manchen eminem himself said that this album sold Maybe 75 copies, or less than 200 copies

@SupraSonic123 oh I thought it sold more than that that's worse smh

She said “I got aids” I got up out. 💀😂😂

This is his best album

Album is fuckin gold

i love this album, shows how real em actually is

Crazy Maxine

I heard a little lol cool jay influence in there too

96 was the year that hip hop got its MOJO back

2pac died that year 🙁

if you don't think '94 and '95 were some of the dopest years in hip hop, you're out your mind

I didn't do it im not.straight

the beat has that private detective atmosphere around it

Try listening to it when it's raining bruh inside your car you'll have goosebumps promise

@Lusty Phoebe put a bowl pack with that an I'd be trippin

Prooooper Noir

This flow is so fucking on point

Crazy story......Maxine’s old dirty ass

“Press the issue,” lyrics from the ringer ?

No they're completely different lyrics. In ringer he says "I aint Ironing shit out with the press but I just took this beat to the cleaners".

Alex F lol, “if I PRESS THE ISSUE just to get the anger out, full magazines could take staples out but I ain’t thinkin bout no bank account...”

"Press the issue" is said in this song in the actual meaning of the term, to insist on. It is said in "The Ringer" with more complexity and a double meaning. "Press the issue, just to get the anger out/ full magazine could take Staples out/" press the issue like printing an issue of a magazine, the staples come out. As well as Magazine like a clip for a gun. Vince Staples is who Em is referring to taking out with a full magazine.

Come2Chicago Ik

Come2Chicago I just thought it was a cool connection, even though it has another meaning attached to it

Masterful storytelling

Thank you so much for sharing this legendary masterpiece! Greetz from Germany.

this bangs hard!

yea bro!

Old Eminem at the right times. Recent one at the wrong generation, yet right time to make right music.

666th like, you’re welcome

Taxi???

Highly underrated

I've been listening to this song for years, but I'll never understand why at the end he only calls her out on being positive after she says she wants payment. You were going to get a blowjob from someone with AIDS knowingly? What?

At 1st the song was weird but now I understand

i like this eminem better he sounded like a new york rapper here

I listen to this album straight through seven times daily

Early version of Drips

...for a small price

Man the old eminem was better

@Charlie Gans cold wind blows goes so fuckin hard

Ginac what you said is way 2 real n it’s true unfortunately that’s the way it usually goes if ur hungry u go hard if u ain’t u don’t

No lie there

Wait this old Eminem are slim shady lp Eminem?

I love both

Thanks for this gem

maxine! gave me AIDS

Is it just me or you guys think this is probably Em's best album?

Jagdeep Singh not his best but definitely one of his best. My least favorite album is MMLP2 but doesn’t mean I didn’t like it cause I give MMLP2 a 7/10 I give infinite a 8.5/10 and my favorite album is SSEP and give it 10/10 so a lot of albums I rate I give them high numbers cause they are made by a genius who proved he didn’t need school for shit

Y’all this my first time listening to this album 🔥

@C Silver Get out of here man , you comparing this to kamikaze? and you probably think it is his best album ? come on.. its not even close

easily.

Not really, no.

Am I the only one in here that thinks his music only improved when Dre signed him on? I can hear the difference here.

Roldan Rosario yes. This might be his best work. If you don’t follow hiphop then you might disagree

Kristopher Perez evolved??? 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ smmfh he didn’t evolve asswhipe he stayed ahead of the curve. He’s been ahead of the curve. This WASNT him ahead of the curve because it’s bitin NAS a bit but still nasty and from the standpoint of hip hop probably one of his greatest works. Get some culture

Kristopher Perez bitch you don’t know shit about hiphop. Lil uzi very mfkin dick rider. NAS’ album was one of the greatest of all time you dumb fuck. So yea it’s still ahead of the curve. His other records are great but not like this one. You must be a millinennial

ded
this is probably when eminem got into his first encounter with STD
it lives on in his music xd

Yves Derose coming from a roblox account lol

(feat. Danaun Porter and 3)

Maxine!! (Phone Rings)

[Maxine:] Hello
[Denaun:] Can I speak to Maxine?
[Maxine:] Yeah this is me what's up?
[Denaun:] What up?
[Maxine:] Who dis?
[Denaun:] Denaun 
[Maxine:] Yeah what's up?
[Denaun:] What are you doing?
[Maxine:] Nothing, just laying in bed
[Denaun:] Huh?
[Maxine:] Nothing, just laying in bed
[Denaun:] Why?
[Maxine:] I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
You're in jepordation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you step away son, she got her face done
Looking provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, cause I ain't trying to hear it
While your fighting you fucking disease trying to clear it (Maxine!!)

[Verse 2: Denaun Porter]
Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose? In life that is
To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, shit
You living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every night
You say it's gonna stop but it.. just.. slows.. down
And then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to this 
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hiding in your closet
I refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely

[Verse 3: 3]
I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas 
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her first I cleared my throat and said "Hey Bitch..
Haven't I seen you before?", looked at my nigga
Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
And said "Oh it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine, so I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine two
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation that's when she asked me could I fuck
I said "Maxine check this out, 
Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out"
Got to the crib she let me in
She didn't waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroom
I said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"
What the fuck are you doing?
So I went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work
Before I hit it she said
"3 don't get mad but there's something that I gotta tell your ass"
I said "What is it, another nigga? It's ok"
She said "No I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDS"
I got up out

[Denaun:] Hey, Maxine
[Maxine:] What
[Denaun:] You thinking about sucking my dick?
[Maxine:] Yeah for a small price
[Denaun:] For a small price? What you mean?
[Maxine:] You know, money nigga
[Denaun:] You don't need no damn money, 
I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit.
[Maxine:] (laughing) What you, what you hear I got?
[Denaun:] AIDS
[Maxine:] (laughing) Who told you that bullshit?
[Denaun:] My nigga Kyu, he wouldn't lie
[Maxine:] Well if that's the case, Kyu got it then
[Denaun:] Oh for real, it's like that?
[Maxine:] (laughing) Well I ain't got shit, 
so he ain't got shit, and if he do, he ain't get that shit from me, 
I ain't fucking around with no 3rd nigga
[Denaun:] Fuck that, I ain't fucking with you
[Maxine:] No, see.. 
[Denaun:] You got that shit, I ain't gotta fuck with you
[Maxine:] Hold on, why it ain't even like that
[Denaun:] I want ya'll to get paid, fucking..
[Maxine:] (laughing as the phone hangs up)

You have to much time

who is ft in this track ?

@Juuso Mr porter Produced it

It's young Zee

Eye kyu and proof I think

Proof's not on this song. Mr. Porter's the 2nd verse.

Since nobody gave the right answers.. this track features Denaun Porter (Kon Artis) and a rapper called Three (III)

I'm gonna get this album to ride around in the city now when the rainy seasons starts for real.

filthysock perfectly description about how really enjoy this album.

filthysock your living da good life

Damn bruh IFY

Riding around on a rainy day listening to infinite album is the vibe for this album for real

Another nigga is okay..I got aids. Damn...

Can I speak to maxine

High af listebing to this ahit man i need to go to my bed

Classic,I love this album

The old stuff dont remind me of Naz or Az, it does remind me of Heiroglyphics though.

the title crack sounds exactly like some AZ shit

@Real Hip-Hop Head - Rhyme Asylum *GREAT CALL! STANS CAN'T BE REASONED WITH!*

You just not being honest...the guy litterally is copying azs style....even the way he sets up rhymes is textbook az......listen to unique by az...listen to more money more homicide......thats all....

I mean d12 even acknowledged this...

@Rob Galaxy its litterally an az impression....😂😂😂...which good man more people needa hear az so i hope more eminem fans come back to this album

@I Am The God Head that name is dope

i listen to this album straight through several times daily

I know this crack fiend maxiene who needs a vaccene 😂 wow

I always thought it said “I know this crack fiend, Maxine, who needs her facts seen”

reminds me of ho happy jackie by AZ

this demo was criticized when it was heard b/c they said he sounded like Nas and AZ. which em admits he was influenced by at the time

Worddd. I mean you can hear the AZ influence for definite throughout the project, but this is a totally blatant rip off of Ho Happy Jackie lol. It's all good though and interesting to hear how much Em changed

Whatever happened to that guy "Three"?

Elliot Glum I think he went missing and was never found , lost talent

I think you are referring to Eye-Kyu? Or Eiy-Kyu, there is two ways.

@WhitX according to the news they found him after 23 years . . . . . . . . I wonder why he went missing thou.

@Marco Lopez where ?

good song hard beat

Yeah the beat is really good.