Eminem - If I Had... Lyrics

One of the most unbelievable wavelengths Of sounds that has ever oassed through my ear drunsb

2019 still 2020 ha

This was definitely the best album eminem ever made. The entire album can be played from start to finish

Em the Great

Veronica!!! Didn't meet her on the beach.... She lied about me in a court of law. Called Social Services maliciously. I got my babies back though!

Lowkey the best Em song

Same dang nikie air hat ...

Wonder what he thought when he did have a million dollars and looked back at this song???
-2019

Just about 2020 and still relatable unlike this new teenie bopper bullshit

If I had a million bucks, it wouldn’t be enough cuz I’d still be out robbing armoured trucks

Whai is money?
Money is what makes you act funny

Realist song ever

Is Eminem dope or am I down

Very relatable song. Miss the old Em

Brought the cassette tape in 1999, 20 years later I'm listening to this song with my headphones on my phone and my four-year-old son running around wow.

This Travis...... love is a dangerous drug....

I want this eminem not this new bullshit he ain't rappin bout anything he just dissin mumble rappers and so-called fans really ain't real fans it's really sad they will not hop off his dick like damnnn i actually was the few who liked walk on water before everyone all of a sudden liked it I ain't a fan of eminen but that doesn't mean I don't listen to him he's complex u see that but atleast make a good song too with good beats good lyrics and all that ems fans just wanna see em diss mumble rappers in every song he makes its sad
I wanna be able to rock with the beat
I wanna be able to feel what he's saying I can't feel it if its flying over my head all the time
Eminem fans please if any of u are reading this I hope you stop treating this man like a god since y'all wanna talk about rap battles put him up with daylyt see how it'll go
If your a true ol head you know there is no godfather of hip hop
Tupac, Eazy, Eminem, Biggie and more

R.I.P
2009 12th febuar
Paul Kamil Fasting
K!ng

Juveniles flow be like dis

I'm upset that Eminem never got us that damn brewery

I bet you like callard greens and browns and the other day

20 years later I still play this regularly, and still feel the same.

Keep yo head up homie. Focus on your personal heaven and make it a reality bro. I have faith

Real shit how I feel when will shit better may my prayer come true smh

I hate life I know it sounds horrible dog but I dont fuck with this

Still goes hard 2019-2020

If I had a million dollars I wouldn’t be here listening to this shit........probably

Tired of backstabbin ass snakes with double chins.

Who's the background singer, shes excellent "you can share my world with meeee"

U made it fam

WOW! I almost forgot about wearing those Lugs Boots back in late 90s..😃

Watch this vid if you love Eminem !!


https://youtu.be/ykUTaV4pMY0

fuck me what a banger

I love em

is this the real one wtf is going on

why do i remember it so different like 90% different...god damn it lime wire did i download a fake all those years ago...this is not the real beat...is it?

Why would you dislike a video about a man with a bad past telling us about i'm a fan of eminem we're alot alike.

Story of my life

Remember my buddies older bro blasting this whole album on the crazy ass system he had in his car early 01 or 02. Damn time flys

This song STILL hits me hard...

The G.O.A.T

This song hits hard so bad 😏

Money will make them same friends come back around swearing they were allways down! This is so real on the daily.

“Friends are people that you think are you friends” you don’t gotta tell me twice

this and rock bottom 2 favs off this album... does that make me depressed?

Clint Beastwood no

Where is the big ass Marshall 😡 i want it now

In my way of home alone always listening to this(:

I just noticed Eminem was standing in the right corner with his daughter

The older i get the more this song makes since

"Tired of wearing the same damn Nikey air hat".

Yes sirrrrr all day slim shady

I can't rest on a 2nd guess. I'm going to kill another fake.

There's no use saving me. Eventually I'm going to get cited for loud noise.

It stings but im getting used to it. I remember when the neighborhood never said a word about loud music. Now it's over complaining everywhere I go.

IBCB gifted and turn it up another notch. And I can't control myself. It feels like I'm living in two realities that cross over and shine in everybodies face.

Have you ever thought about using a slingshot to throw stones?

I sure am

One of my best friends passed away last night and listening to this song really makes me feel the vibes 😔

When I get depressed I listen to this

kurwa ja suko

90s time capsule🌠

11/01/2019

@0:06 @0:42 @3:20

2019 and this shit still hits different 🔥

What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
Put in front of your optical to slow you down
And every time you think you've gotten past it
It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground

What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors
So just when you think you're close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking

What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down

What is life?
I'm tired of life

I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and Mini Thins
I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off
I'm tired of jobs startin' off at $5.50 an hour
Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off
I'm tired of being fired every time I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck, driving me berserk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working at Builder's Square
Tired of not being a millionaire

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand
I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have one on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working at GM
Tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
Tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs, wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half the skill as me
Sayin' they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"
And I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of JLB saying "Where Hip-Hop lives"

But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand
I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while I'm on the john

If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

Y'know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Y'know what I'm saying?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Y'know what I'm saying?
And right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player-hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airplay
Y'know what I'm saying?
But hey, it's cool though
Y'know what I'm saying?
I'm just fed up
That's my word

What is life?
Life is like a big obstacle
In front of your optical to slow you down
And every time you think you gotten past it
It's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret identities
And disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
They want to come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin'
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
Swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I'm tired of life
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and many things
I'm tired of this DJ playing your shit when he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin' off
I'm tired of jobs startin' off at five fifty an hour
Then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off
Tired of being fired every time I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
For this jerk breathing down my neck driving me berserk
I'm tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building Square
Tired of not being a millionaire
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand,
I'd make the world suck my dick
Without a condom on,
While I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough,
Because I'd still be out
Robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass
For the whole world to kiss
I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home
To have one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a B-M
Tired of not working at G-M, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol P-M
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on tour
Tired of fucking the same blond whore
After work in the back of a Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin' half the skill as me
Saying they wasn't feeling me when nobody's as ill as me
I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-be saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
Without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
It wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
Robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass
For the whole world to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
Know what I'm sayin'?
I rap about shit around me, shit I see
Know what I'm sayin'?
Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin'?
But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin'?
Just fed up
That's my word

Who's still on this Oct 2019? On house arrest 9 mos now pre trial still thumping this hungry shit. G.O.A.T.

What are friends 💯🔥 snakes !

If I had a $million.

Cats fish gonna

2019, this song popped in my head and just hearing this brings back some good memories. Hell ya. 🤘👀🤘

Coming from the inner city of michigan, this song's hits me hard..
"I rap about shit around me"
#murderMitten

if I had a million dollars they would tax it cus that's what the fuck they do

This just gets more and more relatable in my life as I grow older

Tired of got fired

Listening this after 10hours hard work. My employer said to me like "motherfucker"

Stuck on the sslp for about 10 years, hope one day will make our way out of it

im tired of life that is me right now for real

Tired of strugels. Tired of lost love. Tired of misunderstand girlfraind

If I had a million dollars I'd stop making plays, keep my ass in the house and be his house wife and a bomb ass mom

This is that real shit. I no. If u been here!!

All of our problems are relevant, even if you're barely making it or living comfortably.
Ain't no use discriminating each other for having problems.

this song came on autoplay when i opened my dresser drawer and realized i dont have any clean underwear.

🔊🔊”What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret identities
And disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
They want to come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin'
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back around
Swearing that they was always down”🔊🔊

Remind something to stick to your ribs.

Mr .Blue is still taking care of his kids.

Best song ever made 💯

🙌🏼

Tired of hearing "MgK woN ThE wAR AGaINsT M&m".

Perfection for history

Funny I use to be sick of taking pop bottles back to the party store, but now I live in a state with no deposit, yet it still feels like it cost the just as much if not more. Now I miss the days I could take pop bottles back to the party store, oh well.

Tired of everything

"Im tired of not having a deal, tired of having to deal, with the bull shit with out grabbing the steel "....bruh

i feel you. 90s babys.

nah, but who tryin to rob a couple banks/

If i had a million Dollars, it wouldn t change a thing, its just paper in different colours!

One of my ‘ favorite tracks by slim shadys is real 🌊
This mite be random but if anyone got time to listen to my music I appreciate any feedback either way have a good day .

Anyone 2019

Anyone here now classic eminem love ya brudda

Relevant music can never die. That’s why this still hits harder than anything out right now. Summer 2019 where you guys at?!

I swear this song becomes more and more true the older I get.

Same here.
stay strong, will get out of it eventually. we got Papa Shady on our side

If this was to be released now it would hit number 1 in every state, country and planet!