Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit) Lyrics
Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad'
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun [click] (goddamn it)
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Eminem Em Calls Paul (Skit) Comments
😂😂😂
Wait.. Coryxkenshin lives in Michigan.. Who would comment on his vids? Coryxkenshin.. What if that's the reason Cory is gone?..
RAYCE killer Um what the fuck?
Imagine when Em pulls up to your house in Michigan and goes apeshit on you
Rhymes with Chimes
This is fucking hysterical
😂😂😂
I wish I could be ems manager cause he’s fucking hilarious
I’ll hit you back later
You don’t understand that I’m rhyming the entire f’ing sentence you f’ing moron
Man Eminem is funny as fuck.
Damn it Em! Back to the shady vibe
I love this skit so damn much, ahhahahahahah
Holy shit this skit makes me giggle *LIKE IM NOT RHYMING THE ENTIRE FUCKING SENTENCE, ITS MY FAULT YOURE SO STUPID*
LOLOLOL
IM CRACKING UP LMAO
he’s savage
Jasontrujillo Yelling Why Mad Got Angry Ta Loud Be Irritate Grounded Insert Hansen Goeswild Serious Flipward Big Volume Trouble Voice Suspend Screaming Person Speak Matthewtrujillo Mood Tracytrujillo
I feel like I had a stroke reading this.
Ohhhhh shit
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😂😂It's my fault cause your fucking stupid😂😂😂
"yo I wish you answer the fucking phone" 😂😂😂
**turn left...**
LOL BEAT HIS FUCKING ASS EMINEM!!! BEAT! IT! BEAT! HIS! ASS! MARSHALL! DANMIT!!!!
That Yahoo mother f*cker must have sh*t his pants when he opened his front door. XD
don't fuck with this man
I love how you can hear the GPS in the background
Wdymn, when?
Keyfine :y you can head it at 0:07
Keyfine :y If you listen closely you can hear the gps say turn left in 250 ft
@USSSR -speedruns and more I heard turn right ( .. )
I heard make illegal uturn in 500 feet.
Kamikaze sounding like a eminem classic not as good tho but still pretty good!
Put down the blunt bro you been smoking too much haha it was funny good like relapse just without the accents
@Blanca Mendez yeah this is an album about killing and raping women
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