Elle Varner - WTF Lyrics
I was asleep when I heard the alarm
So I ran downstairs to see what's going on
Opened my door to unpleasantly find
Somebody really just broke in my ride
(They stole my XM radio)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And a pack of gum)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back)
He never misses my call so I stopped by
And when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Honey?)
Found him in bed with (what the?) the male man
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Aw God! Oh hell naw!)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(What a way to find out!)
What the fuck? (Wow!) What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
I decided to walk home and blow off some steam
I know it's late but I needed to breathe
Just when I thought that it could not get worse
This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!"
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Said: "You got to be fucking kidding me!")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(He said: "Actually I'm not")
What the fuck? What the fuck?
("Ain't you ever been robbed?")
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Not quite, this just ain't right
If you knew what I've been through tonight
To begin, I just found my man and another man,
If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned"
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(Baby it's too bad)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But either way I'm still taking your bag)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(But he didn't know where I keep my cash)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(And my phone is in my jacket pocket)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And I never put my cards back in my wallet)
What the fuck? What the fuck?
(So I hope you have a lot of fun with my raggedy bag)
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
(And all that lip gloss in it)
For the first time of the night I was grinning
He thought he got me but he didn't
But that was of course…
Before…
I realized my keys were in the bag…
Hahahaha!
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Elle Varner WTF Comments
He said, “Actually I’m Not.” “Really it’s too bad, I’m still taking your bag” 😂😂😂😂
This song is still HILARIOUS 😂😂😂.
This song will never cease to be hilarious
Mitsuko Ewing the background when she caught her boyfriend 😂😂😂😂😂
this mixtape was evvvverything
I love this song 😂😍
I WAS TRIPPING ABOUT THIS SONG
nostalgic
follow me on insta: bbbri_xo
love this song
i was so on her when she released this lol
me two I have not heard a song that I have not like from her
"Aint you never been robbed" lolll aaaah man!
She's talking about the illuminati and how they tried to silence her by breaking into her ride and sending a robber to steal from her... And of course 90% of rappers and artists in Hollywood are gay so she found out her bf was gay. I can't believe I'm the only one who picked up the message she was giving out
I notice it also!!!!
Thank youuu! Finally someone who's eyes are open
+princessoflife868 Where did you hear that?! I mean i heard the whole bf being gay, but I didn't get how you put two and two together and boom illuminati.
+Ew No out her ass lol
princessoflife868 its crazy how ppl post crazy shit and crazy ppl follow just because they want a reaction
The shit thoe
so i hope u have a lot of fun wit my bag and all the lip gloss in it!!! lol classic
lyrics are so great
This Song Is 3
Beauty and Talent...Love you Elle
all of dat singing to realize dat her keys were in the bag love u elle
Dis da ishh....love her
Said ya Gotta be f*cking me ,
he said : well actually Im not !
aincha ever been robbed ?
FSEEEE
That laugh at the end tho :)
Good song
Love <3❤
She needs so much more exposure and recognition! So so so underrated .
iM IN lOVE . lol
This woman couldn't make a bad song if she tried too. She's the greatest.
LOVE THIS SONG
My SHYTT!!
A M A Z I N G :)
This is ridiculously amazing and funny.
She should have a video 2 this
Love this song !
"Actually I'm not." Lmao
i love her!
This is like trapped in the closet lol
the mail man omg
Elle varner is amazing
I'm in love with this song
You cheat on elle. Nigga you must be stupid
so have fun with my ragedy bag
"he thought he got me but he didnt" lolol
I can't relate but this song is so funny her songs aways tell a story that's why I love her longlive Elle varner
Sawggen song
This song is off the chain. It's has a good beat and it got serious swag
This is so cute!
omg my new fav elle varner song...hands down
Ain't yuh ever been robbed - lmao
She has that erykah badu swag
hahaa this song is funny... i love it and she is amazing
He said, " Uh, actually I'm not. Uhh ain't you ever been robbed?" lmaoo
"Said You gotta be fuckin kidding me" -my fav line lol
every song she touches is amazing!
Love dis song♥♥
Luv luv luv her songs specially this one
my anthem yooo lol
Love love love
Great song!
such a good song :)
HAVENT HEARD A BAD SONG FROM HER YET..... HMMM DEF'NIT'LY GOT MY ATTENTION
LMAO song made my day i love it haha. ♥
Lmao... She was foolin... She looks like a better version of Alicia Keys but sounds like a renewed Chrisette Michele...
YES! FINALLY A SONG NOT ABOUT LOVE AND MONEY AND SEX AND HEARTBREAK AND DRUGS!!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
That's to bad but I'm still taking your purse!LOL
Lol..bad day she had
He still took her purse, Lol !
Love this song !
My favorite song right now
she is a fresh breath of real artist!!!!
lol at this song
Elle!!! Thank you for being the breath of musical fresh air I needed ma. This is dope!!! Do your thing. -Jonesy
LMFAO hahaa damn the robber still took her purse.
"Ain't ya ever been robbed?" LOL
I loved Only Wanna Give It To You but I wasn't a fan of Refill, I'm glad I decided to look her up because I found some great music.
She's a 2000's Vivian Green !! <3 :)
I love Elle Varner!
This was my song yesterday!!!! Yes WTFPhoneCalls The Robber part was HILARIOUS!!!! "This fool runs up on me like Hey give me your bag lol....Well I'll be damned, really it's too bad, but either way I'm still taking yo bag" and the part where she says she hid all her stuff til the end of the song LMAO
Wow I was never a fan of Elle but I am now!!
WOW THE ALBUM MATCHED THE MIXTAPE 2X DOPE
i love this song its so cute! i love me some Elle Varner
me gusta mucho
I love this song :D
I'm going to listen to this song every time I have a bad day....lol
This should of been on her new album. What a great song
I love how the thief's like "either way, I'm still takin your bag" xD
nice elle real nice. lmfao
Funniest part: "That was of course before I realized my keys were in the bag..." LOL
Nine people had this actually happen to them...
The video for this would be hilarious.
this is the best funniest song ive ever heard that i actually like :DDD
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found out that this song will not be included in her album Perfectly Imperfect! WTF Elle?!
lol i can sing along with this song i can laugh at it lol i love this song
Replayy :)
Her laugh at the end just kills me haha love this song!
i want this album!!!!!
replayed after the first verse haha
Lol I love this song...
888 likes only 8 dislikes :):):):)
that sucks :(