Drake - Bar Mitzvah In 1999 Lyrics






I'm black and Jewish
Don't be so foolish
I'm black and Jewish
It's a Mitzvah

Please don't forget I'm black, please don't forget I'm Jewish
I play ball like Lebron and I know what a W-2 is
Chilling in Boca Raton with my mensch, Lenny Kravitz
The only purple drink we sip is purple Manischewitz
At my show, you won't simply put your hands in the air
We can also raise a chair or recite a Jewish prayer

Like Baruch Yitadel Yisrael
Ve'et ha Kim Kardashian Kanye West, amen
I eat Hova with nova, knishes with my bitches
A bagel and cream cheesy with my boy, his name is Weezy
Do not go to Feingold's, though
The pickles are rubber
And I will not be harming ya
I read the Old Testament, okra and matzahball, I'll eat the rest of it
I celebrate Hanukkah, dated Rihannakah
Birth right in Israel, mama from Canada
Daddy from Africa
Best of worlds when you're Jewish with black in ya
Challah!





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  1. H.... G....

    Drakeob

  2. N.... D....

    Loved drake before the beard ❤️❤️

  3. T.... b....

    Love Drake he is so talented

  4. L.... K....

    Snl racists against Latinos

  5. L.... K....

    Fuck @snl when they got a mexican in there not a latino republic

  6. J.... H....

    So when drake goes gangsta I laugh. Dude is an actor and not a street dude at all.

    J.... H....

    Jay Hooks jokes on you hes never tried to act gangster

  7. N.... D....

    Anyone got the black goi reference?

  8. A.... R....

    This is NOT a funny skit at all... its got all the "BLACK" stereo types and the original Hebrew Jews were and are many of the so called "BLACK" people....ALL of the People of the Torah Including Jesus Christ of Nazareth were so called "BLACK" melinated people... the original human indigenous beings were all dark skinned melinated.... Egyptians/Hebrews??? The "Native Indians" who were in "America" first were and are Israelites/ "BLACK" people (to my understanding of studying thus far) ... AND so that means DRAKES father is a Hebrew Israelite by DNA... which means Drake is a Hebrew Israelite "JEW" because of his father... And we are our Father. Of course Drake knows the truth but can't speak about it. Those who sell out to the system/ industry can't tell the truth.

    A.... R....

    relax drake dont care

  9. S.... M....

    That was hilarious and FIRE at the end

  10. A.... K....

    No words.. what a cringe fest

  11. R.... ....

    That was awesome

  12. T.... E....

    His a check for $1000,don't cash it for 90 days. I laughed so hard. 😂😂

  13. H.... M....

    Killed it🔥🔥

  14. L.... R....

    Vanessa’s hair is giving me life

  15. T.... F....

    Watching this and seeing him now he looks good with the beard

  16. D.... g....

    Man I love the rap!!!!

  17. 1.... ....

    wait a minute. . . so Jewish is actually a race?!

  18. J.... H....

    Is being Jewish makes you a part of a race ?

  19. R.... _....

    Soo funny!

  20. J.... A....

    Awesome 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

  21. R.... L....

    The uncle Barry looks nearly exactly like my dad

  22. J.... ....

    I looooove my man!

  23. J.... W....

    Makes me laugh everytime!

  24. B.... D....

    Don’t cash it for 90 days😂😂😂

  25. A.... W....

    Fuck drake his acting all ways sucked stick to sucking on birdmans dick.He cant rap everthing he does is fake.. I have never seen such a fake person he even stole from soldier boy.. Please don't sing no more god..

  26. A.... L....

    Now I know why Drake is actually famous , it's because he's half Jewish and black!! 😒

  27. T.... d....

    Being young I always was mad because I felt disadvantaged my whole life no Mom no body I was mad at people who had parents and family now I just be like we all gotta go

  28. T.... d....

    Tune It Up Barakh ata Adonia Eloheynu...

  29. G.... ....

    They didn't meet for the 1st time when his parents got married?

  30. M.... S....

    There are a lot of black Jews and not because they're mixed

  31. �.... �....

    Guess Im just Jewish...

  32. B.... ....

    5:02 - 5:10! Yes Yes! Man like Drakob!

  33. N.... S....

    My bar mitzvah is next week

  34. G.... S....

    im white and jewish and i love all the jews in the comments

  35. �.... �....

    מי ש ישראלי שיתן לייק

  36. V.... O....

    I watch this over & over again for his rap! This is basically the hyfr music video😂

  37. E.... S....

    Drakob lol.

  38. T.... O....

    YouTube recommend...

  39. :.... ,....

    The last thing SNL did that was actually funny. And that Dunkin' Donuts thing with that Afleck guy😂

  40. M.... ....

    How did they get actual footage of staves bar mitzvah?

  41. B.... D....

    People are really fucking ignorant on black culture it’s getting fucking annoying

  42. B.... D....

    Drink every time he licks his lips

  43. O.... C....

    Btw you can be jewish and black from both sides, lots of black jewish people living in Israel. Jewish dont mean white, its a religion... Saying my mom is jewish and my father is black is like saying my father is Christian and my mother's Chinese... Just saying ...

  44. P.... ....

    Pathetic

  45. j.... h....

    You're actually a Jew because of your father not your mother because he is a black man. SMH

  46. D.... F....

    Knishes with my bitches 😂😂😂

  47. �.... �....

    ישראלים

  48. S.... B....

    america lol

  49. J.... T....

    He wasnt raised around his black family till when?

  50. J.... T....

    🤔 raps about drugs and poisen and genocide?

  51. S.... F....

    One thing Drake has for sure is timing. Music, comedy, hosting, he’s got the rhythm down

  52. �.... �....

    Proud of my religion.⁦✡️⁩

  53. r.... p....

    Drake used to be kinda ugly😂

  54. W.... P....

    Only there black jew i know is Sammy davis Jr. , wait Lenny Kravitz??

  55. W.... P....

    Acts,sings, raps & is funny...

  56. T.... R....

    Yeah because being black means you're not jewish and being jewish makes you not black DUHH(Let's just pretend Ethiopean jews don't exist.) So can someone enlighten me than wich race makes you not christian, buddist, muslim etc?
    No but seriously, if he said he's dad's for example christian and his mom's jewish that would make sense. But why compare a race with a religion as if those two counterdicted each other?

  57. M.... R....

    And you are hilarious you're great at everything you do I think you should do a movie a funny one cuz you're funny your friend Marissa

  58. M.... R....

    This sketch is the bomb I always knew that he is so talented you go Drake. God bless you and your family

  59. C.... K....

    The pickles are fucking plastic. They are toys

  60. P.... T....

    Drake look like a fish with a hairline

  61. e.... l....

    אומיגאד מי פו מישראל 😄?¿

    e.... l....

    emuna lepon חחחחחח ימלךךךך

  62. G.... S....

    He said “I eat Hova with Nova.”
    Regardless bodied it, fire skit.

  63. L.... .....

    Be thankful you haven't been brought up in the Israeli colony, else, you would have been shot or discriminated against.. just like the real jews, Ethiopians.

    L.... .....

    Or involuntarily sterilized

  64. J.... L....

    DA BABY

  65. a.... b....

    If he lost some more weight, he would make a great Obama

  66. J.... R....

    I'm Puerto Rican and Jewish..

  67. R.... P....

    Why shape eye brows ? Not good on a man

  68. K.... K....

    The only black jewish rapper who makes more money then any other rapper in the world because his people run Show business Facts 🙏🙏🙏 or the world Same shit lol

  69. L.... C....

    Drake: *breathes

    Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA

  70. M.... C....

    i was there. it was well catered. I met some black jewish girls and I wasn't sure if I wanted to 'get wit them' or 'finaygle her kashmoygin!!!!"

  71. J.... H....

    I play basketball and also know what a W2 is...almost choked to death at my desk

  72. N.... N....

    Drake the only rapper appearing consistently in SNL. Respect

  73. M.... B....

    Drake - when he was likeable.

  74. G.... P....

    Drake is yours "Omer Adam"

  75. P.... k....

    לייק מי שישראלי

  76. p.... a....

    Venessal'e is the most suitable for playing a Jewish Mother

  77. C.... Y....

    It's weird that he actually admitted he was on DeGrassi, when he was trying to forget that.

  78. J.... ....

    Not try to be rude, love deake, but I didn’t find this funny

  79. r.... ....

    אם הוא יהודי, הוא לא היה מנגן את המוסיקה הבבלית. כדי לזלזל בנשים וכל זה ...

  80. O.... R....

    מזל טוב

  81. M.... W....

    Drake is the bomb. One of the best Snl performers they've had. His talent is out of this world. He's blessed beyond measure. 👓🙏🏽❤️

  82. I.... Q....

    Drake is everything

  83. s.... g....

    איפה התגובות בעברית שאמורות להיות פה??
    Where are the Hebrew responses that are supposed to be here?

    s.... g....

    הנה אחת

  84. �.... �....

    ישראלים?

  85. T.... ....

    Drake brought that Black Jewish 🔥.

  86. T.... H....

    Clone drake he perfect 2 perfect

  87. T.... H....

    AMUN RA

  88. m.... s....

    מזללל טוב !!!!

  89. J.... L....

    he is wearing a girls jacket

  90. Y.... I....

    Wow.drake is fake.Jewboy from the mean streets of Toronto,huh Aubrey???

    Y.... I....

    Thats a good thing.

  91. S.... D....

    Now I love being jewish

  92. K.... F....

    Great skit 🙌🏽👏🏽

  93. A.... H....

    Aa..Aubrey gram??

  94. C.... C....

    people love to ride a sub par mixed rappers penis .

  95. M.... E....

    he is literally rapping to have nagila 😂😂😂😂

  96. D.... M....

    Amazing. Love it. Great comedy and totally personal and emotional and the rap was on point!