Direct Hit! - Monster In The Closet Lyrics
Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet
The door's open even though I've tried to lock it
His teeth are long, he's gonna eat me today
No matter what you say, I won't be OK, so there
And gimme something I can put up on the docket
A simple strategy for fighting it back,
It's not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track
Just a stick or a broom that'll help me get it out of the room
I don't wanna meet my own doom tonight
So hey, just help me out
Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout
We used some tape and now we're hoping that'll block it
Must be a gate into another dimension,
And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, but now I'm
Hey hey, just a picture in a locket
Now that it's gone and torn my bones out of their sockets
A solemn memory for those who knew best
But for the monster in the closet, wasn't even a test
So why couldn't you loan me a little help of your own?
You couldn't even look in the room to be sure
So hey, just help me out
Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout
Hey, just help me out
Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth
I called, I called your name out loud
You never came and it was just the bones they found
It didn't leave a single bit of meat,
Not enough for positive police ID
And now I'm gone, gone, gone, don't you regret
Never giving me the time you say you'd spend?
Sitting by my crackpot ass in bed
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Direct Hit! Monster In The Closet Comments
I want a hot dog now.
Totally awesome you guys need a better record company cuz you guys f****** deserve better than that s***and the guy on the far left needs to eat more s*** don't f***
You should be thankful they sent you any money for this pile of shit.
one of the best things ive seen in my colon.
This band is so much fun
I love this video
and now I know all the lyrics!
You are the only reason I still live in Milwaukee. This is the 2nd best video of all time. Blur's coffee and t.v. has that crown. But well done!!!
This is the best lyric video ever I'm happy.
My favorite part is when the chill dude pulls a brat from his pockets at 1:23
OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT 😂😂😂
video rules hard
so does the band
The fucking lyrics xD
Best $50 spent
Prolly one of my fav music videos ever
Yeah we got great accents and awesome beer
ha ha the guy on the left is all "fuck this, i'm just gonna relax and watch the other guys stuff their face"
never heard of you , that being said .. you suck.
This is hilarious. I love these dudes.
"We're super horny
(no one could care less)
except that weirdo in the corner
with the poop on his chest."
I lost is all over my keyboard.
you guys kick ass....AWESOME SONG!
@vengonktular
yea they've gone through like 4 line up changes before this LP comes out
I love this. Hilarious vid, and the music reminds me of Off With Their Heads.
This is amazing.
This is the funniest/best thing.
hahahaha