Dethklok - How Can I Be A Hero? Lyrics






[Nathan]
What is a hero?
Who am I?
I'm a simple multi-platinum rockstar
Living a simple multi-platinum life
I don't know 'bout that crazy world
Just driving this A-list mile
I'm just a filthy rich economic power
And all that I need, I buy

Oh, how can I be a hero
When I'm just a krillionare?
There ain't no groupie blowjob
That can help me to prepare
How can I be a hero
When I'm just a man that is larger than life?
I'm just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by

[Pickles]
Maybe if we threw this life away
We could learn to live a different way

[Murderface]
Oh, I'll go back to school and get myself a degree
In something fucking useless like psychology

[Skwisgaar]
I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes
And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights

[Pickles]
Start driving a hybrid, brag that I'm saving the planet

[Skwisgaar]
Quotes SNL's at works all days and acts like it's adlibs

[Nathan]
But if that's the life of a regular jackoff
I'll probably just kill myself

Yeah!

How can I be a hero
When my dick is big as a shoe?
There ain't no all-access passes
That will help me to break through
So many items on my backstage rider
But there ain't no bravery
I'm just the 7th top financial power, but I'm little ol' me

[Pickles]
How can I be a hero
When I get everything for free?

[Skwisgaar]
I've screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains
I can proves it with my STD's

[Band]
How can I be a hero
When we're the world's largest metal band?

[Nathan]
I'll never be a hero
'Cause I'm better than everyone, but I'm just a man

I'm afraid the answer is no





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  1. L.... W....

    I'm just a superstar trying to get bye!

  2. A.... E....

    How can I be a hero when my dick’s as big as a shoe 🙌

  3. D.... K....

    "how can I be your hero if my dick's as big as a shoe" excuse me

    D.... K....

    It's a guy thing, you wouldn't understand.

  4. A.... B....

    0:23-0:25 no one going to point out that Nathan is borderline sociopathic?

  5. A.... M....

    "How can i be your hero when my dick's as big as a shoe" LMAO 1:32

  6. k.... w....

    how can i be a hero when my dick is bigg as a schoe

  7. c.... f....

    "how can I be your hero when my dicks as big as a shoe". 😂😂😂😂

  8. s.... ....

    The next Batmetal song.

    s.... ....

    Fuck off.

  9. O.... R....

    In my opinion, here are some moments where they are all heroes:

    *Murderface:*
    *1.* Saving Nathan from getting his balls electrocuted (klokblocked).
    *2.* The attack on Maudhause (if spelled right) where he’s the fire chief or something and saves several people there.

    *Pickles:*
    He saves the whole band from being killed by that robotic drum machine.

    *Nathan:*
    Saves Toki from dying at Maudhause during the attack (goes back and carries him on his back)

    *Toki:*
    Saves Nathan from getting his balls electrocuted (same as Murderface) during the attack at Maudhause.

    *Skwisgaar:*
    Saves Toki from a heart attack or something that time at the ice concert.

    While they were all heroes, they don’t come close to *Charles Offdenson* (and please don’t make me list all the times that he saved them and was a badass while doing so).

    O.... R....

    The Horror Enthusiast
    Thanks. :)

    O.... R....

    It wasn't a heart attack haha it was just a panic attack, Toki ends up punching the defibrillator out of Skwisgaar's hands (which of course starts a chain of events that ultimately kills almost everyone in the audience) but Skwisgaar doesn't really need to be a hero, he ams a gods.

  10. A.... r....

    How can I be your hero when my dick is a big as shoe? Word.

  11. 1.... 2....

    I wish Nathan got to sing like this more

  12. K.... S....

    Pickles keeps me coming back here

    K.... S....

    Meybee eef we throo dis leif ewey, we kud lern to leeve a difrint weeey~

  13. F.... ....

    Murderface in hot pants and a crop top SavE me XD

  14. V.... C....

    Guys, I just realised... This song could go so well as Batmetal III because of the lyrics.

    V.... C....

    Yeah it’s perfect

  15. P.... J....

    0:46 that dancing and those outfits killed me XD

    P.... J....

    But more te outfit of Murderface 😂

  16. S.... R....

    Nathan crapping in the Piano lol

  17. F.... t....

    show*** sorry!! lol

  18. F.... t....

    Damn I miss this shiw

    F.... t....

    Da, so goods

    F.... t....

    Cagalli of ORB...word

  19. V.... W....

    WHY IS HE POOPING IN HIS PIANO???? HE'LL NEVER PLAY THE PIANO AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

    V.... W....

    It wasn't brutal enough

    V.... W....

    Maybe he just sitting there bare ass naked.

    V.... W....

    He's a billionaire, if he wants another piano he can A. Get a klokateer to clean it or B. Buy ANOTHER gold piano

    V.... W....

    That's kinda the point lol

    V.... W....

    If playing the piano is like being a regular jack off, then he would to blow his brain out

  20. C.... A....

    I like the semi-parody of Joe Walsh/Life's Been Good. So many musical influences here  that it's hard to keep track.

  21. D.... ....

    NATHAN IS A BEAUTIFUL SINGER

  22. C.... ....

    *How can I be your hero when my dick is big as a shoe?*
    Preach it, brother.

  23. M.... ....

    How can I be your hero when I'm better than everyone but I'm just a man?

  24. m.... ....

    WHEN HE SHITS IN THE PIANO

  25. I.... C....

    Any one have the chords of this song? Please xc

    I.... C....

    Most of the song is simple g-minor to C-major. The rest one can google.

  26. P.... ....

    The way Nathan licks his lips after he sings his dick is as big as a shoe kills me XD

  27. C.... ....

    Haha he took a shit on the piano.

  28. B.... N....

    I couldn't find this song for ages, thanks for uploading it.

  29. o.... ....

    how can i be a hero when my dick is big as shoe (8)

    o.... ....

    charles angry face... hahahaha xD