Descendents - Tonyage Lyrics

You beat up Fearl's bass player
You were all surfers last year
3 years ago it wasn't cool
You spit on me, but I'm no one
Eh, bobby pin had long hair
But you spit on Darby Crash
He had a fucking mohawk man
3 years ago
Forming in 1975
I'm a new waver
My girlfriend's a surfer
I'm no more a trendy than you are
And she's not going to fuck you anyways
Eh, it dosen't matter, you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're just a bunch of drug addicts
Screwing up what we call fun
I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, time to get laid
I got a 2"x 2", but it dosen't matter
Fake hard core
You spit on urinals

what kind of asshole would spit on Darby Crash? jesus christ.

“You beat up FEAR’s bass player”... in reference to a true event, when Derf Scratch got beat within an inch of his life by some big roid-raging baldie after one of their gigs. I remember seeing a pic of Derf right after he was released from intensive care in some zine... just all beat to fuck with a cup attached to his head to catch blood oozing from his ear.

No time to sleep got to get laid!

Woefully underrated.

so much great for one song. ! ROCKIN

YOU SPIT LAVA KERNELS!!!!

Totally the actual lyrics:

"Yeah you will fear a faceplant, You were all surfers last year, three years ago it was cool, you scare me but I'm the one, hey Tonkin, aloe vera. you spit on Johnny Cash. You're a fucking moron, man, CHAINSAW PARTY 75!

I'm a new waver, my girlfriend's a server, she's more closed than you are and she won't fuck you anyway! It doesn't matter, you all suck, don't know shit about punk rock, bunch of fucking drug addicts, screwing up a Ouija foot. I hate everything and I hate you, yeah I hate you all night too... Opposite in the woods, I will doodle into the woods! Fake hard corn, you fake out corn!

YOU FLIP OFF NOODLES!!!"

Actually, if this wasn't a joke, you shouldn't post inaccurate lyrics. There's a few references to bands / members of bands in this song. And, oh yes, THE URINALS were an old punk rock band..., not "flipping off noodles" as you say?

"You beat up FEAR's bass player
You were all surfers last year
3 years ago it wasn't cool
You spit on me, but I'm no one
Eh, bobby pin had long hair
But you spit on Darby Crash
He had a fucking Mohawk man
3 years ago
Forming in 1975
I'm a new waver
My girlfriend's a surfer
She's more cool than you are
And she's not going to fuck you anyways
Eh, it doesn't matter, you all suck
You don't know shit about punk rock
You're just a bunch of drug addicts
Screwing up what we call FUN
I hate everything, that means you
I hate you more than I do
I got no time to sleep, time to get laid
I got a 2"x 2", but it doesn't matter
Fake hard core
You spit on URINALS

@Sigmund Hightower
It's a joke bro, I thought it was pretty obvious...

Sigmund Hightower thx for telling me the real lyrics i never knew 😂😂

This is their 4th best song. God damn this track is amazing.

what are the other three

Carlos probs like myage or bikeage good good things and like ride the wild

One of my favorite punk bands… I'm 15 btw

Fuck you

im [insert age] and my music taste is superior!

im [insert age] and my music taste is superior!

I’m still in the womb and I fuck with this get outta here dawg

lol pathetic

DARBY CRASH !! he had a fucking mohawk man , germs!!!

+James CiFuentes and Bobby Pyn!

bass and guitar fucking sick in this song, real hardcore punk rock!

I LIKE FOOD FOOD TASTES GOOD!

ripoutarmy Cheesy 🍔 Greasy 🍟

It doesn't matter you all SUCK

ffs this song

It's "You spit on The Urinals!" not the plumbing fixture, the early L.A punk band.

0:53

YOU SHIT ON TURTLES

Listen to Milo Goes to College and the Fat EP.

then you don't know the descendents ?

he had a fucking mohawk man!

She's more posed than you are, she don't fuck you anyways.

It doesn't matter, you all suck

My name is Tony!

Adolescents anyone?

@ramonemeister Classic Descendents... now you know.

when I first got into Descendents I'd always imagined Milo as this tough ass looking kind of character with that "Don't fuck with me" look then i saw a vid of them live and he looks like he'd blend in perfectly in my pre calculus class. That's why Descendents kick ass

Kelvin A he’s also a research biochemist lmao. He’s awesome

@ramonemeister listen to im not a loser and im not a punk

Everyone will always HATE surfers, lol. And New Wave does sorta suck.

awesome song

@unkown331 I agree fully though 'Parents' and 'I'm Not A Loser' is up there too.

@zombiechris dude i kno what ur saying i go to school with those kids and i fucking blast my punk so i can get that stupid base bumping thing of rap outta my head

yea if i wanted to see someone do roundhouse kicks id leave it to chuck norris. if i wanted to see someone pick up change i'd hang out with bums. punk shows had a real vibe, real aggression. nowadays kids are stuck on shitty music and stuck doing really shitty "dances" poor bastards...

hardcore dancing...basically a hardcore fagged out soultrain line.
slam dancing...a giant circle vortex of raw energy where the weak go to die.

YEa i got a a bloody nose and bruises after a T.S.O.L show. But Black FLag holy shit i was bloodly and clothes gone bruises broken nose but its worth it youd never find more excitement.

I'm a new waver... my girlfriends' a surfer... she's more punk than you are-- she wouldn't fuck you anyway!!!

very true and hardcore dancing its really boring what can i say. theres nothing better than a buch of people killing each other and getting up in a stage because they cant go nowhere else

You beat up Fearl's bass player
You were all surfers last year
3 years ago it wasn't cool
You spit on me - but I'm no one

i will love to hear a new remaster version on this one

didnt KNOW

you spit on darby crash he had a fucking mohak man.....

bunch of drug adicts...spoiling what we call fun

My girlfriends a surfer...

I hate everything ... and that means you

I'm a new waver...

love it