Descendents - On Paper Lyrics
I'm not so easy on the eye
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
Of a murdering serial raper
I never get none, and I know why
The real live me ain’t certified
But I look good on paper
Statistically I'm far above the rest
I do my homework, never have to guess
My social life's an empty wreck
Romance is an alien labor
There are things about me you'll never know
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
My resume is solid gold
I got straight A's on every test
A perfect credit score
My ledgers never in the red
I look good on paper
I never get none, and I know why
But there’s more to me than meets the eye
If you got the time I'm qualified
I look good on paper
I look good on paper
I look good
On paper
On paper
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- Descendents - Dry Spell
- Descendents - Feel This
- Descendents - Victim Of Me
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- Descendents - Shameless Halo
- Descendents - No Fat Burger
- Descendents - Testosterone
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- Descendents - Limiter
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Descendents On Paper Comments
My BAND!! DESCENDENTS!!!
thx from Brazil!!
Best band in the world !!! ALL!!
i'm not so easy on the eye
It's been said my face can make an onion cry
I mean no harm, but I've got the charm
Of a murdering serial raper
I never get none, and I know why
But there's more to me than meets the eye
The real live me ain’t certified
But I look good on paper
Statistically I'm far above the rest
I do my homework, never have to guess
My social life's an empty wreck
Romance is an alien labor
There are things about me you'll never know
Unless you scratch the surface and look below
My resume is solid gold
I look good on paper
I got straight A's on every test
A perfect credit score
My ledgers never in the red
I look good on paper
I never get none, and I know why
But there’s more to me than meets the eye
If you got the time I'm qualified
I look good on paper
I look good on paper
I look good
On paper
On paper
I should attach this song to my next resume
just saw them live and it was beautiful, ever since I heard Everything Sux I knew I had to hear them live one day. Milo still got it after all these years!
All i can think of is terminal preppie listening to this
Damn, that's a great song. Thanks for the reminder!
Stephans guitar work is off the frigging chart! Absolute hero!
experiences never lie!! fuck i love this song so much!!!!!!
This band changed my life when I first heard Everything Sucks in 97. 20 Years later and they're still writing songs that I relate to. They can do no wrong.
I LOOK GOOD ON PAPER!
mmmm punk <3
what a dead crowd...
さいこうにイカすじゃねーか!!
Fitting to see an ad for an espresso machine before this video
Хах прикольно, такие олдовые мужички и зрители подстать
de acuerdo órgano del loco que operan los
servicios que presta la que podemos ofrecer o en
su o no olvides la que no o lo otro o lo ocurrido y Polonia de lo pop o para otros objetos y de otras o no lo puedo ver poco o lo o lo o no por o lo otro lado o lo
.ñ.
that song kicks ass
New genre : Dadcore! Keep it up guys, you always kill it!
Check out nomeansno as they were doing it years before the Descendents. Both bands kill.
660 like
Yep, they still got it.
Why is Milo bunny hopping?
Gregory Chri cause he knows he'll be the coolest person in existence despite it.
Best song on the album.
Wait, new album?
1993 music
the best song in this album
Ubaidillah Ridho Asrory I agree
LOVE IT! :D
Never heard them before, good so far
Savannah Robertson you'll love these guys. Milo Goes To College, ALL, Everything Sux.....those albums and their recent album too. 👍🏻
The Dankest Killjoy
OK, Milo Goes To College is their most famous album. One of their best too. This album is considered to be one of the most important in history as it was the first real pop punk album.
I Don't Want To Grow Up is next. That one is my personal favorite. The first half of the album has some pretty loud songs, and the second half has love songs. My favorite song is Pervert.
Enjoy! and ALL are the next two albums. They aren't the best two, but there are about 5-6 spectacular songs on each of those albums. Hurtin' Crue and Coolidge are my favorites there.
Then they took a 9 year hiatus and returned with an album called Everything Sucks. This is my third favorite of theirs, with their most famous song I'm The One on it. This is a must listen for all true descendents fans.
Next came Cool To Be You. This album was a bit softer and was released another eight years later, but it still is excellent. The song 'Merican is the highlight of this particular album, as well as songs named Cool To Be You and Mass Nerder.
Then, another quick twelve years in the future came the new album, Hypercaffium Spazzinate.
Enjoy one of the best bands on the planet!! Any questions let me know
timeless!
¡Oh si! ¡sabia que tenían que sacara vídeo de esta canción! ¡es mi favorita de todo el disco!
pronto estarán en Mexico
PunkRocker94 que? Donde y cuando?
Fuckin Rad!
Karl knocked it out of the fuckin' park with this one. :-D
i feel so bad for disliking the video but i honestly just really dont like the music, sorry boys
just dont dislike then -.- these guys are great
MattysEdits well, then just leave without doing anything. you don't have to like or dislike. I think I've only disliked 1 video ever and it was because it was a really mean video
alright i have taken off my dislike so iv not like or disliked now haha
omg.. they are fantastic 🤓
best band, worst crowd D:
Just look at the crowd they're like 40-50 years old you want them to mosh or something?
Austin your right! They are coming to Dallas in Nov and I know it will be a massive pit! Not like these lame dudes, and I am 50 and will be in the middle.
Austin Undeader um yea!! My dad is in his 40s and I've moshed with him a few times, including at a descendents show
When I saw em live this year the old punks were the ones bouncing around
Short, but good :3
Alan Greenspan is probably dead.
lit as hi chew
Venham para o Brazil caras!!! =)
Alex F. Kegler tambem não vou conseguir ir 😢
pois é... pra mim ir só se eles tocarem pelas nadas do RS HAHA
Alex F. Kegler o show deles vai ser em butantã e uma pena eu não ter dinheiro pra ir
PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL
Dr Godinho eles irão vir em dezembro se não me engano
+1 Like bro :) :DsaDA:Sd