Descendents - Blast Off Lyrics
Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat - it's gonna bite back
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you wanna burn in that 'roid
We’ll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
Shhhh, shh shh you can hear him! You can hear...
No, no, listen! You can hear him
Jalepeno, Habenero
Burning all yo' hair down there-o
Picinu, Vindaloo
They're gonna getcha
They're gonna getcha too!
You know those red things in the Kung Pao?
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy
And it's time to countdown!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Ohh ohhh ohhh
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
WOOOOO HOOOO!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Houston, we have a problem
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Now 4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
[Farting noises]
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- Descendents - Victim Of Me
- Descendents - On Paper
- Descendents - Shameless Halo
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- Descendents - Testosterone
- Descendents - Without Love
- Descendents - We Got Defeat
- Descendents - Smile
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Descendents Blast Off Comments
Treat the spider with a little respect!
I just ate some spicy toco bell, and im listening.....
When Antares goes splat and boom on the launch pad.
I wuv you skankinlozer !!! Thanks for all the sweet jams.
Is actually about Dolan.
I feel slow for just now realizing this song is about the dangers of spicy foods.
Is this song seriously about shit? Because if it is, it's the best song about shit.
This song has bigger balls than you!
fucking great song
WOOOOHOOOOOOOO! :DD
we need more bands to sound more like this these days, most bands you see on tv have pretty much gone to hell, and not the good kind of hell
This song is about taking a shit, right?
Tristin Bonachea yes
When you go from Descendents video to Descendents video you realize somthing... you realize how weird strange and nerdy the people are you listen to the songs are. They talk about jizz farts and how life sux. And thats why i love being a Descendents fan! were all so fucking weird! the greatest bunch of nerds ever!
i thoguht this was a shitty song about rockets
god im an idiot.
Seriously... if these guys were signed to a major label... this song would plague our tv screens haha
So glad its all ours!
this song is hilarious! omg!