David Allan Coe - Dear Penis Lyrics
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis
It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore
He sings
I don't think I like you anymore
Cos when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls
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David Allan Coe Dear Penis Comments
Yes Rodney
This song is funny and true for most men .
The person that posted this, is an imbecile!😉
That's Rodney Carrington stupid fuck
This is so me
Excuse me but that's Rodney Carrington for the dear penis song FACTS
Dumbass this ain't david
Its from Rodney
That’s Rodney carrington not David Allan coe
my crush just sent me this
Rodney Carrington bruh
That’s Rodney Carrington...
That’s Rodney carrington.. not even close to David Allen coe
Over 200 comments, , , can anybody say something different, , , , we get it , , , ,its not David Alan Cole,
I mean for fuck sake he even says his name in the song you idiot fuck.
Hey dumb fuck.........i don't care if you've been told over and over, it's Rodney Carrington.
If enough people report it as misleading the error could b erased
If this is David Allen Coe I have a ocean front property in Arizona
you know it would be even funnier if they can laugh over the whole f****** thing so you couldn't hear the song at all.
It obviously says Rodney carrington
It’s not David Allen apparently
Mine is 13 inches long ;)
in your ass
Christopher Ryan Curtis Yeah, in my ass, not everybody's is long enough to do that ;)
This is Rodney Carrington. IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT about ANYTHING! There's Google. Look is up!!!
So I will never be able to make to the gym p Matrix gym
I know this voice from anywhere, it's rodeny Carrington.
wtf this isn't David Allen Cole ur an jiga boo
Never heard this song before. Love it.
Ok people....i think we know this isn't David Allan Coe....everybody just get a grip on your penis and chill out
this rodney you stupid fucks
the song was by Rodney Carrington but David Coe did a cover
Fuck I hate Bob and Tom show.
David Allen Coe cum stains
thanks ass hole I spit beer all over the place
Learn your singers man
THIS IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT😂😂😂
It would be nice is only one person said it's Rodney and the rest said stuff about this funny ass song
Pretty sue every comment is about the David Allen, Carrington thing... someone messed up, get over it
weak sauce
Rodney Carrington, Tulsa OK. I know him from Christina's Toy Box.
when i 1st heard this song I laugh so hard I about pee my pants
deer penis
Says Rodney In the song, take this down ya idiot!
this is Rodney
fuck you
\
It is Rodney Carrington!
yep rodneys the shit try show them 2 me
that's not David Allan Coe, that's Rodney Carrington
Rodney Carrington
we get it, its rodney carrington, shut up and enjoy the song lol
Rodney Carrington dumbass
its Rodney Carigan, not DAC...still a good song.
This isn't David Allen Coe, it's Rodney Carrington.
somebody needs to get there shit right
This shit is actually great
My friends think this song is the best
Hahaha lol 😂 my
that's not David Allen coe, that's Rodney carrington.
sorry people but it is David Allan Coe go back And to listen to Don't Bite The Dick and you will see it is David Allan Coe
Kc Hurley , except when the penis talks back he says dear Rodney..
Kc Hurley Not say Coe didn't write it or do it, but this one is Rodney Carrington.
Ok I'm kinda new to David Allan Coe's older song thanks for gettin' me up to date
Its clickbait
That's Rodney
that's Rodney carrington singing that song not david
best song ever, who agrees?
its rodney carrington lol
It's Rodney Carrington. It doesn't even sound like DAC.
That ain't david allen coe
The laughing is just a little annoying... ruins this version. DAC went pop!
its rodney carington fuckface
You dumbass that’s not David it’s Rodney carrington
im 14 and know every word of this song
Sibe UT you are a dissapointment then
Micah B Oh fuck off m8
utopianbb Good for you
fuck yeah haha
too funny
Southern accent, blue material, must be David Allen Coe. Morons.
Allen .Berge Nah can't be gotta be Darude
Allen .Berge it's Rodney Carrington
Ur the moron anyone that's not deaf knows it's not DAC
what the fuck this is obviously rodney carington
Jon Smith yeah and he's funny as fuck
Jon Smith its obviously DAC 😒😒
Cory Lewis was been sarcastic mate 😂😂
Jon Smith do u go to my school
not doc , which is GREAT! . if any of you wanna know who the guy is......it's rodney carrington! . if you enjoyed this than DEFINITELY CHECK HIM OUT! .
Yeah that's Rodney Carrington..... ya may wanna edit some shit, just sayin.
Bodie West
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@Bodie West ya have a little free time on your hands there don't ya ? lol
@Adam Mother - Fuckin Morgan
Love this song
i love this song guys:)
I love thi ad song
Davidallencoe oncrazvdude
David. crazy
Like has been said, not DAC, but funny as hell! I learned it as a DAC song, I think all did.
That is Rodney Carrington
It even says "dear Rodney"
That is not David Allen coe
Rodney Carington
Are you an idiot? This is Rodney Carington
Carrington*
Shudda' been Rodney Dangerfield
It's so funny when he said he needed a newspaper on his penis
no shit he wrote it!!
Who's David Allen?
This ain't David Allan Coe
this is not Coe......its Rodney Carrington
Still amazing
Du Riechst So Gut feeling is mutual friend
not David Allen Coe it is Rodney Carrington
Daniel Charles hey dumbass this is clearly not David Allen tho dumb ass
Logan simone he remade it dumb fuck
Rodney rules!
Was just about say that. Lol
Off the Bob and Tom show
you gonna learn today. penis what white guys have. we got dick
i remember seeing this on facebook XD
Dipshits need to realize who the real singer is. It isn't David its Rodney carrington.