David Allan Coe - Dear Penis Lyrics






Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh dear penis
I don't like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A paper towel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis, I don't like you anymore

He sings

Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
Cos when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We'd just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls





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  1. j.... r....

    Yes Rodney

  2. C.... M....

    This song is funny and true for most men .

  3. _.... R....

    The person that posted this, is an imbecile!😉

  4. T.... K....

    That's Rodney Carrington stupid fuck

  5. T.... T....

    This is so me

  6. J.... P....

    Excuse me but that's Rodney Carrington for the dear penis song FACTS

  7. A.... Z....

    Dumbass this ain't david

  8. U.... B....

    Its from Rodney

  9. W.... R....

    That’s Rodney carrington not David Allan coe

  10. m.... c....

    my crush just sent me this

  11. Y.... ....

    Rodney Carrington bruh

  12. J.... D....

    That’s Rodney Carrington...

  13. C.... Y....

    That’s Rodney carrington.. not even close to David Allen coe

  14. F.... W....

    Over 200 comments, , , can anybody say something different, , , , we get it , , , ,its not David Alan Cole,

  15. T.... P....

    I mean for fuck sake he even says his name in the song you idiot fuck.

  16. T.... P....

    Hey dumb fuck.........i don't care if you've been told over and over, it's Rodney Carrington.

  17. E.... S....

    If enough people report it as misleading the error could b erased

  18. T.... C....

    If this is David Allen Coe I have a ocean front property in Arizona

  19. J.... M....

    you know it would be even funnier if they can laugh over the whole f****** thing so you couldn't hear the song at all.

  20. P.... c....

    It obviously says Rodney carrington

  21. P.... c....

    It’s not David Allen apparently

  22. L.... t....

    Mine is 13 inches long ;)

    L.... t....

    in your ass

    L.... t....

    Christopher Ryan Curtis Yeah, in my ass, not everybody's is long enough to do that ;)

  23. D.... M....

    This is Rodney Carrington. IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT about ANYTHING! There's Google. Look is up!!!

  24. D.... D....

    So I will never be able to make to the gym p Matrix gym

  25. T.... v....

    I know this voice from anywhere, it's rodeny Carrington.

  26. J.... M....

    wtf this isn't David Allen Cole ur an jiga boo

  27. q.... ....

    Never heard this song before. Love it.

  28. S.... ....

    Ok people....i think we know this isn't David Allan Coe....everybody just get a grip on your penis and chill out

  29. A.... o....

    this rodney you stupid fucks

  30. K.... F....

    the song was by Rodney Carrington but David Coe did a cover

  31. b.... ....

    Fuck I hate Bob and Tom show.

  32. b.... h....

    David Allen Coe cum stains

  33. F.... ....

    thanks ass hole I spit beer all over the place

  34. R.... B....

    Learn your singers man

  35. D.... K....

    THIS IS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT😂😂😂

  36. F.... ....

    It would be nice is only one person said it's Rodney and the rest said stuff about this funny ass song

  37. J.... A....

    Pretty sue every comment is about the David Allen, Carrington thing... someone messed up, get over it

  38. A.... R....

    weak sauce

  39. S.... O....

    Rodney Carrington, Tulsa OK. I know him from Christina's Toy Box.

  40. S.... L....

    when i 1st heard this song I laugh so hard I about pee my pants

  41. e.... m....

    deer penis

  42. S.... ....

    Says Rodney In the song, take this down ya idiot!

  43. A.... B....

    this is Rodney

  44. M.... ....

    fuck you
    \

  45. r.... ....

    It is Rodney Carrington!

  46. W.... W....

    yep rodneys the shit try show them 2 me

  47. Z.... H....

    that's not David Allan Coe, that's Rodney Carrington

  48. R.... ....

    Rodney Carrington

  49. H.... S....

    we get it, its rodney carrington, shut up and enjoy the song lol

  50. a.... ....

    Rodney Carrington dumbass

  51. T.... M....

    its Rodney Carigan, not DAC...still a good song.

  52. L.... L....

    This isn't David Allen Coe, it's Rodney Carrington.

  53. B.... S....

    somebody needs to get there shit right

  54. S.... ....

    This shit is actually great

  55. r.... 3....

    My friends think this song is the best

  56. r.... 3....

    Hahaha lol 😂 my

  57. f.... ....

    that's not David Allen coe, that's Rodney carrington.

  58. K.... H....

    sorry people but it is David Allan Coe go back And to listen to Don't Bite The Dick and you will see it is David Allan Coe

    K.... H....

    Kc Hurley , except when the penis talks back he says dear Rodney..

    K.... H....

    Kc Hurley Not say Coe didn't write it or do it, but this one is Rodney Carrington.

    K.... H....

    Ok I'm kinda new to David Allan Coe's older song thanks for gettin' me up to date

  59. T.... 1....

    Its clickbait

  60. O.... F....

    That's Rodney

  61. J.... d....

    that's Rodney carrington singing that song not david

  62. T.... C....

    best song ever, who agrees?

  63. K.... H....

    its rodney carrington lol

  64. A.... S....

    It's Rodney Carrington. It doesn't even sound like DAC.

  65. M.... B....

    That ain't david allen coe

  66. h.... ....

    The laughing is just a little annoying... ruins this version. DAC went pop!

    h.... ....

    its rodney carington fuckface

    h.... ....

    You dumbass that’s not David it’s Rodney carrington

  67. R.... ....

    im 14 and know every word of this song

    R.... ....

    Sibe UT you are a dissapointment then

    R.... ....

    Micah B Oh fuck off m8

    R.... ....

    utopianbb Good for you

  68. B.... W....

    fuck yeah haha

  69. K.... F....

    too funny

  70. A.... .....

    Southern accent, blue material, must be David Allen Coe. Morons.

    A.... .....

    Allen .Berge Nah can't be gotta be Darude

    A.... .....

    Allen .Berge it's Rodney Carrington

    A.... .....

    Ur the moron anyone that's not deaf knows it's not DAC

  71. J.... S....

    what the fuck this is obviously rodney carington

    J.... S....

    Jon Smith yeah and he's funny as fuck

    J.... S....

    Jon Smith its obviously DAC 😒😒

    J.... S....

    Cory Lewis was been sarcastic mate 😂😂

    J.... S....

    Jon Smith do u go to my school

  72. D.... m....

    not doc , which is GREAT! . if any of you wanna know who the guy is......it's rodney carrington! . if you enjoyed this than DEFINITELY CHECK HIM OUT! .

  73. A.... M....

    Yeah that's Rodney Carrington..... ya may wanna edit some shit, just sayin.

    A.... M....

    Bodie West

    A.... M....

    Adam Mother - Fuckin Morgan

    A.... M....

    Adam Mother - Fuckin Morgan

    A.... M....

    @Bodie West ya have a little free time on your hands there don't ya ? lol

    A.... M....

    @Adam Mother - Fuckin Morgan

  74. R.... d....

    Love this song

  75. N.... G....

    i love this song guys:)

  76. e.... 2....

    I love thi ad song

  77. D.... M....

    Davidallencoe oncrazvdude

  78. D.... M....

    David. crazy

  79. K.... G....

    Like has been said, not DAC, but funny as hell! I learned it as a DAC song, I think all did.

  80. W.... M....

    That is Rodney Carrington

  81. H.... H....

    It even says "dear Rodney"

  82. A.... O....

    That is not David Allen coe

  83. A.... K....

    Rodney Carington

  84. V.... R....

    Are you an idiot? This is Rodney Carington

    V.... R....

    Carrington*

  85. C.... C....

    Shudda' been Rodney Dangerfield

  86. A.... J....

    It's so funny when he said he needed a newspaper on his penis

  87. W.... G....

    no shit he wrote it!!

  88. Z.... G....

    Who's David Allen?

  89. C.... M....

    This ain't David Allan Coe

  90. b.... m....

    this is not Coe......its Rodney Carrington

    b.... m....

    Still amazing

    b.... m....

    Du Riechst So Gut feeling is mutual friend

  91. s.... h....

    not David Allen Coe it is Rodney Carrington

    s.... h....

    Daniel Charles hey dumbass this is clearly not David Allen tho dumb ass

    s.... h....

    Logan simone he remade it dumb fuck

    s.... h....

    Rodney rules!

    s.... h....

    Was just about say that. Lol

    s.... h....

    Off the Bob and Tom show

  92. D.... W....

    you gonna learn today. penis what white guys have. we got dick

  93. G.... W....

    i remember seeing this on facebook XD

  94. r.... ....

    Dipshits need to realize who the real singer is. It isn't David its Rodney carrington.