Dave Days - Youtube Celeb Diss Lyrics






Hey guys what's up?
I'm gonna talk about a few of you who suck.
And please don't be pissed, even though you're all gonna get dissed.
Lets talk about Smosh. Oh em gee Anthony's so hawt! And all your subs are 13 year old girls who really wanna touch your... Hand!
And LonelyGirl15 I thought you died. When I found out that it was fake that's when I cried.

Oh Oh Renetto! Do you have a lyfe! NO!
You're on YouTube 24/sev. You and Nalts could be BFF!
LisaNova don't, don't even get me started. Daxflame makes you look retarded.

Hey Brookers guess whos pissed. that's right your orthodon'tist. I swear I saw the whole world... right through your teeth.

Shoe ba dee bop bop
And what the Buck's a Boh3m3!
Shoe ba dee bop bop

Oh Sxephil why do you talk so fast?
If I didn't know you were straight edge I'd think that you were on crack!
Oh hey Chris Crocker. Tell grandma I said Hi!
For just a second I thought that you were a guy.

Oh Hey KevJumba You're the most overrated of them all. I have 4 words to say to you...

You suck at math! x3!
Yeah





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  1. t.... ....

    I do not understand how this only has 5k likes

  2. R.... B....

    The og youtube diss track

  3. s.... ....

    Man this brings me back

  4. J.... S....

    The original YouTube diss track. Anyone else come back here to remember all the long forgotten YouTubers they used to watch??

  5. a.... ....

    A classic! Thanks for this, Dave Days. Maybe time for a remake to feature all the new youtube 'stars'.

  6. M.... ....

    Golden Age of Youtube for sure. These are the "90's" of Youtube.

  7. L.... V....

    Holy shit. This was 10 years ago.

  8. J.... s....

    2017 checking in

    J.... s....

    Jack swan 2019 almost 2020

  9. C.... ....

    Damn this was uploaded eight years ago... I love and miss the old YouTube so much

  10. s.... d....

    still a bop

  11. T.... A....

    Oh man these were the best YouTube days

  12. K.... R....

    Still love this so much

  13. D.... B....

    Is it sad that i haven't listened to this in like 7 years (in which I happened to listen to a dozens of times) that i remember all the lyrics? lol

  14. P.... O....

    God, do I miss the old YouTube..

  15. R.... G....

    Hey don't be dissing on smosh

    R.... G....

    @Rachel Gentry it was a joke he knows them and is friends with them

    R.... G....

    youre a 13 year old that want to touch his hand

  16. P.... ....

    you are a 13 right?

  17. B.... B....

    the best youtube generation

  18. A.... B....

    Agreed :D

  19. L.... S....

    LMFAO!!! histarical vid dude!

  20. H.... F....

    CRYING because he mentioned Renetto and Boh3m3. #OldSchoolYoutube

  21. m.... a....

    hold on did you just say what the bucks a bronie dude if you don't know it don't use the grammar

  22. A.... ....

    I knew him in 2008. :P he was popular, but not that much really.

  23. M.... ....

    old davedays is a classic

  24. H.... ....

    Oh the irony that Dave is now one of them lol. Love you Dave.

  25. J.... L....

    The old YouTube generation <3

  26. T.... C....

    WUT I ONLY KNOW SMOSH!!!!!!! oh and DAVEDAYS OFCOURSE <3

  27. E.... ....

    its funny because he has more subs than alot of them now

  28. b.... ....

    Lol, he used to be just like a retarted annoying kid... I LOVE HIM xD

  29. r.... d....

    Omg can't wait for the second one that's coming out this Saturday!!!! Ahhh!!

  30. M.... A....

    And I'm pretty sure he's friends with Smosh and kevjumba now lol. And now he's one of those YouTube celebs... Kinda funny

  31. m.... ....

    thatsthejoke.jpg

  32. K.... J....

    HE'S WRITING A SECOND ONE NOW \m/

  33. D.... ....

    i like how he became big on youtube by being a bit of a troll

  34. G.... ....

    old youtube dayss,nostalgiaaa

  35. f.... ....

    Make a HQ verison on this song , it fucking rocks :P

  36. T.... ....

    Dave Days, You should make a video with Lisa Nova ! Agaiiiiiin :D

  37. D.... ....

    uploaded on my bday!

  38. H.... ....

    I don't think he's lying about about Smosh I'm 13 and I do think Anthony's extremly hot!!!! I do think Ian is adorable though.

  39. A.... R....

    Heeeeeeeeeeeey I LOVE SMOSH but you're still awesome

  40. L.... M....

    kevjumba is cool

  41. V.... D....

    @mmawesum he was a fan of smosh. this is just a joke. he use to make fun of everyone.

  42. D.... M....

    Wat?no RWJ involved in this song??shish!

  43. J.... ....

    I have this song on my iPod I'm downloading all your albums on my iPod right now

  44. s.... ....

    davedays should make a new song about more recent YouTube celebs.

  45. N.... ....

    @mrsteelflex78 hope you are joking

  46. S.... ....

    The vid was funny until he said that KevJumba sucked at math...

  47. K.... ....

    @Wrash16 I wish I was still Official I got click bombed last year. Disabled by Adsense.

  48. W.... ....

    @kiddsock An official youtube partner who actually asks for thumbs up. Pathetic...

  49. Y.... L....

    my kevjumba <3

  50. K.... K....

    i'm 13. hey, i'm offended...;)

  51. h.... ....

    throughout the whole song i was like, " wait wat? wait who is that?"

  52. L.... ....

    @NekosanShun ok for real why the hell do u bring him ddo this,dont u have a life?!

  53. a.... ....

    @r4ng3rz25 nigahiga was ;)

  54. b.... ....

    @RejectionsHD haha its a joke, for someone calling other people dumb, you sure look like a idiot not being able to spot a simple joke........

  55. N.... S....

    PLEASE DISS THE **** OUT OF JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!! HE NEEDS IT!!!
    Sorry to JB fans but he's... well... He's no "he". "HE" HAS A GIRL VOICE!!!!
    Once again... Sorry.

  56. S.... ....

    @RejectionsHD actually he said that originally it was pronounced sexy just because when he made his youtube he thought it had to be the same as his email address (which he made in high school).

  57. S.... ....

    @purplepason nigahiga made his youtube in 06. dave made his in 07. i'm pretty sure that fred was around the same time as dave on the channel he was on at first, jkl productions or something. they just weren't popular. js.

  58. C.... A....

    Ahh, the good old days on Youtube :)

  59. R.... ....

    Just to let you know, "sxephil" isnt called "sexy phil". You idiot, "sxe" means straight edge. Some people are dumb.

  60. p.... ....

    @eddavis1988 Wiki is wrong mate. Sorry.

  61. p.... ....

    @eddavis1988 No they werent.

  62. s.... ....

    It would've been pretty funny if when you said "i have four words to say to you, YOU SUCK AT MATH" and you said five instead of four. Like "I have four words to say to you. YOU REALLY SUCK AT MATH"

  63. K.... ....

    @kaigrabmydigits That's why i wrote THERE in capital letters. -.-

  64. A.... ....

    LOL and today, davedays one of them eheh.

  65. K.... ....

    @12901290able How THERE him.

  66. r.... ....

    hahaha the description says ''you suck at mathX4'' but he only says it 3 times! now who sucks at math :P

  67. R.... ....

    Ha gosh I remember when this first came out.. I use to play it everyday. I'll admit I stopped following all these people over a year ago, but I remember when I started watching all these people when they first came out. Ha good times, good times..

  68. F.... ....

    fk u how there u talk about smosh

  69. N.... ....

    its funny because now anthony from smosh was in his new video

  70. B.... ....

    Oh, this was the first video I saw with you. I remember the time when this was YouTube. Oh and I love the way that you haven't really changed liked some other YouTuber's when they got popular. You just got more professional :D

  71. S.... ....

    Haha, kevjumba only had 74k back then. I remember these days (:

  72. A.... H....

    Your cool

  73. C.... B....

    what do you mean 2 + 2 doesnt equal a questin mark it equals fish!

  74. v.... y....

    daxflame makes you look retarded.. LOL

  75. i.... ....

    This is from the time when the top youtubers actually made good videos.

  76. K.... C....

    Haha most of this is still true!

  77. A.... H....

    @Motorhead041791 looks like someone needs to change their tampon. jeeze

  78. N.... ....

    personally i liked davedays better when he wasn't as popular:/

  79. k.... ....

    Ahhh Flashbacks! LOL If only I had kept up with my Vids. I'd be up there! Thumbs up if you knew me back then?? Thumbs up if you want to know me now! LOL

    Keep on YouTubin!

  80. J.... B....

    Lol, awesome!

  81. F.... R....

    no offense dave but u need to learn math on the text thing with the lyrics it says u say "you suck at mathX4" but really u say it 3 times. oh well still love your vids.

  82. b.... ....

    dave is too nice to properly take the piss :)
    he could have really shit on some people, but he didnt

  83. A.... C....

    hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  84. l.... ....

    good one

  85. k.... ....

    Awesome... But I'm a twelve year old girl who want's to touch anthony's... Hand.

  86. 1.... ....

    nice done mate

  87. m.... ....

    @SmellyTryhard its her tits and her catering to stupid people. they need banal things to make them laugh.

  88. S.... ....

    Good job dave. someone needs to shut some of these fuckers up, especiialy renetto, but all the other youtubers are too afraid of lisas weirdo/robot subscriber army

  89. S.... ....

    @PeraJacobus i now right> i dont knwo how the hell she gets views and i really don't know wtf is up with all her supportive commets. she probanly sits there and writes them all to herself

  90. J.... L....

    Dave, you rock. If anyone disses you, it's because they are jealous. I am.

  91. p.... ....

    i hate lisanova

  92. t.... ....

    chris crocker is a guy but he likes mean and apparently now he got a sex change so he is now a girl...so crissy crocker i guess??

  93. A.... W....

    well... u said nothing abt how aweful fred is...

    u also didnt mention shane dawson... which is good... :)

  94. D.... W....

    LOL WHEN I HEARD THE ANTHONY PART I WAS LIKE TRUE LOL
    Heh it's like me ;D LOL

  95. N.... W....

    Photoshop

  96. S.... L....

    @iheartgaara1
    Only underaged Girls like Shane Dawson.

  97. S.... L....

    You should've Included Fred, and Shane dawson.
    Both much too Overated and are crappy.

  98. m.... ....

    I loveee it!!!

  99. A.... G....

    yes they all suck + this guy