Dave Days - If I Were A Girl Lyrics






If I were a girl even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no don't tell me they're real.
Yeah I think they're real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15!

If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.

If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner I'll make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that A... OMG
Ha gotcha. You totally like guys!

If I were a girl I'd have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl please don't get mad if I'm mean.
I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.

No I don't really know if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt!

Oh if I were a girl I don't think I'd ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.





Other Lyrics by Artist

Rand Lyrics

Last Posts

Dave Days If I Were A Girl Comments
  1. s.... n....

    Is that Justin Bieber?

  2. S.... C....

    fucking sexy

  3. A.... G....

    I was 7 when this came out. The memories 😭

  4. s.... d....

    damn bro these songs are fire

  5. s.... t....

    Love music

  6. �.... ....

    ai meu senhor DEUS eu amei isso hahahahahahahaha

  7. M.... E....

    was trying to watch the real music video in 7th grade when i found this and watched every single one of his videos, im literally 23 now and completely forgot about my whole present life while watching this hahah

  8. E.... V....

    Watched this when i started discovering these youtube song parodies when i was younger xD

  9. K.... ....

    Throwback to being 12

  10. D.... F....

    My favorite version of this song

  11. M.... C....

    well i would like to have sex with you if you were a girl

  12. C.... ....

    You have nice ass, I'll tell ya that!

  13. B.... ....

    I watched it with my big cousin when i was 5

  14. s.... j....

    this is literally my childhood xD

  15. F.... r....

    I was 18 when this was out. 10 yrs later it is still funny

  16. w.... ....

    Why’d I suddenly remember this parody djddkdndjdhdjdbj

  17. J.... ....

    When this video came out, I watched it when I was 2 years old. Now I’m 3 years old. Time really flys by. I miss the old YouTube.

  18. F.... ....

    Where the heck's my pen 15?

  19. L.... ....

    I remember watching years before I hit puberty. I had no knowledge about it. When he sang "I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me." I was like What? What is he talking about? My poor innocent self. 😂

  20. T.... N....

    How come I still remember all the words 10 years later 😂😂 9 year old me would be so proud

  21. S.... C....

    Wow. 10 years!!

  22. V.... B....

    The official FTM song

  23. m.... ....

    2019‼️‼️

  24. L.... B....

    It's been 10 years and I still love this parody.

  25. b.... b....

    I miss this! 😢 10years ago i was so addicted to all of ur videos.. How are u doing? Godbless davedays

  26. D.... D....

    Omg! It’s 2019, and I’m back to this video!!! My childhood! 😫 I was 11 when this came out... how time flies

  27. B.... G....

    Intresting Video . Nice job 💝

  28. W.... L....

    I love how u actelly added sounds and not just changed the lyrics.

  29. x.... ....

    10 years later and now I get "pen15" WOW

  30. M.... R....

    esto para mi no es unha padoria

  31. D.... I....

    Haha who is reading comments while watching 😂😂😂

  32. H.... B....

    Man I remember listening to this before YouTube became stupid.

  33. K.... X....

    Wow 10 year ago when YouTube was at its prime time ❤️

  34. P.... ....

    Beyonce is a sexist cunt thank you for this

  35. S.... L....

    2035 anyone???

  36. M.... M....

    10 years old holy shit

  37. T.... ....

    Am I the only one from 2019?

  38. E.... ....

    i listened to this song a million times when it first came out. i was 11. still remember all the lyrics :')

  39. J.... P....

    I hope this wont get deleted.

  40. L.... ....

    I was really young when I first heard this song. When he sang “I’m not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me” I didn’t know what he was talking about but I went along with it. Then one day, I had my first monthly thing. 😂

  41. B.... ....

    I’m making an animation for ya dude

  42. P.... P....

    woaw, this brings back memories

  43. c.... s....

    2019!!!!

  44. M.... G....

    Wow! amazing bro...big up!!!

  45. N.... F....

    Hard to believe that in a couple months this will be 10 years old I was 10 when this came out I vividly remember watching this at my cousins house

  46. e.... n....

    2018 funny video

  47. V.... B....

    Is this how trans guys feel?

  48. y.... ....

    Still watching in 2018

  49. L.... S....

    It's weird going back and finally getting all the dirty jokes like PEN15

  50. J.... D....

    Anyone else here now?

  51. L.... B....

    I haven’t watched this video since I was 6yrs old,I finally found it this is the best day of my life!

  52. C.... L....

    I was 16 at the time. I’m 25 now and I still love this song! 😄

    C.... L....

    12-21 😍

  53. K.... K....

    I was 8 when I first saw this lmfao... 2009❤️

  54. A.... ....

    hello from 2018

  55. k.... ....

    Legit I used to watch this EVERYDAY FOR LIKE 6 YEARS

  56. S.... T....

    Its 2018 and this was the first video I ever saw from Dave Days and I am watching it since high school 😂 wow, so much nostalgia !!!!! This video still makes me laugh !!! DEFINITELY my favorite !!!

  57. B.... L....

    WOW I WAS 8 WHEN THIS CAME OUT

  58. b.... B....

    I remember when these first came out 10 years ago damn

  59. m.... b....

    im Glad im A boy lol Periods Are fucking annoying

  60. C.... T....

    As soon as this song started, the major cringe started

  61. X.... A....

    Jesus I used to wach these channel with my brother when I was like 9 😂 I just remember a minute about it

  62. T.... ....

    I just now realized what "pen 15" is. After so many years of watching this... I think I'm old enough now to realize wtf is happening in this video.

  63. S.... B....

    if i were a girl i would get a man then take his money then divorce him and get him to pay child services and make him take the child then accuse some random man of rape and ruin his life

  64. a.... ....

    Why do I know the lyrics by heart

  65. A.... R....

    Yall are actually amazin 😍

  66. O.... ....

    the thumbnail made me think this would suck

  67. S.... B....

    Dave rocks

  68. G.... ....

    #whathappenedtodavedays

  69. Z.... N....

    I thought this was a joke not a song😂

  70. K.... ....

    Dude I used watch this all time

  71. T.... R....

    Becareful what u wish for

  72. S.... D....

    I need to drink. Life is good.. Parody's Are good.

  73. K.... S....

    Oh the nostalgia 😫 I was 10

  74. M.... C....

    2018 bitches

  75. L.... ....

    Heard this in like 2011 now its 2018 madness

  76. T.... ....

    Time sure does fly man 😢😢

  77. J.... R....

    Oh God. I used to binge watch this dude when I was 8 lmao. I had the biggest crush on him haha. Now I’m 17 and looking back through his videos and am just as hooked as I was NINE YEARS ago! Keep up the good work. ☺️

  78. D.... B....

    If I were a girl, It would scare you... awesome.

  79. J.... 6....

    Memories

  80. D.... F....

    I’m watching this for the first time after 7 years qwq
    I would be lying if I said this wasn’t one of the best memories I had

  81. L.... s....

    I need the lyric

  82. L.... S....

    I was 14 when this came out. My god has time flown.

  83. D.... ....

    I love this so much XD

  84. M.... B....

    P.s that last part where you said you're gonna need this where you handed the other guy a bra because he woke up looking like a woman and he was like what the! That had me in stitches. That took the cake 🎂 lol 😂. I started bursting out laughing 😂 . 9/21/2017

  85. M.... B....

    Oh my god that was so funny 😂 but somehow I feel like he understood the struggles of us women have. And it is a lot of struggles just to be a woman. Sometimes as a woman I want to be a guy because I hate monthlys and when you have you're monthlys you just don't feel good or feel like doing anything at all or even going anywhere at times yes I so loved this video great job it was the first time I've ever seen it. 9/21/2017.

  86. I.... b....

    I first watched this 7 years ago and became obsessed with this hilarious parody - I think I've heard the original song once so I only know the Dave Days lyrics!

  87. B.... F....

    I can't believe I was 9 when I first watched this 😂😂

  88. T.... ....

    #titties=life

  89. p.... ....

    I found this from a rick and morty video I praise Jesus I found this

  90. h.... l....

    2017😅😅

  91. S.... M....

    Rip the old YT. I still come back for classics like this

  92. B.... K....

    Transgender guy

  93. S.... P....

    where the heck is my peanuts

  94. N.... ....

    Watching this eight years later and I'm like, "...This is what being a girl is actually like, tho..."

  95. d.... b....

    I love his parody's even now that I'm 18 I love how at the end Chris becomes the girl.

  96. A.... P....

    I was 9...!

  97. W.... B....

    8 years old just saying ;w;

  98. A.... W....

    i like this version