Dandy Warhols, The - Horse Pills Lyrics

So your ex got a mansion where you kick it on the hill,
Your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill.
He's a Spanish fly, that bucks like a stallion.
In the suits that you got him, he looks more Italian.
You worry bout your tan when the weather's gettin' clammy,
Summer in the city and winters in Miami.
You get so high on the high life pills,
Cruisin' and boozin' and rockin' on the horse size pills.
You could even take more thrills
You could even take more spills,
Pills, thrills, chills and ills man, kills.
And rockin' on the horse size.
Butt's gettin' bigger, do you think he'll notice maybe?
That's ok, don't worry bout it baby!
'Cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money, that's alright,
Don't worry bout it honey!
In your itsy bitsy teenie weenie riding up your butt bikini.
Keepin' on the heels cause you're saggin'
Just a teenie bit more than the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill.
Rubbin' on the lotion, and rockin' on the horse size pills.
You could even take more thrills,
You could even take more spills, pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills.
And rockin' on the horse size.
Sometimes you feel like Moses, that's when you're toasted.
Yeah, kick it.
Yo bitch.
That's right, yeah.
Rockin' on the horse size

I thank the gods I grew up on good music

I just NOTICED - made in 2000 - where'd they GO - what happened - COME BACK - We need you NOW!

I LOVE his TOTAL DISGUST.

Saw em live at mr.smalls few years ago

Awfullest slant rhyme ever.

This was my drug album for the summer of 2002. Perfect shit.

Song's awesome, but the video's lame!

WHAT THE...

I stone on capsules of equine capacity

Sometimes you feel like Moses, that's when you're toasted.

REMEMBRER MEN KILL

Yer fuck it all

I love this so mellow yellow REMINDS me of the Good Old Days! When the Pills were like 16 different one'
s a day and so wasted But I remember everything. Man I miss you Brian..... He got me on.. He got me comfortable lol

Now its controlled it's just what I need and yer it's a better life. At least I don't wake up in the cells at least ones a week lol........... Fuck me... lol Thanks Doc....

Sounds like the band Cake.

WAKE UP MUSIC LOVERS TO THE DANDY WARHOLS THEY ARE HERE TO SAVE US FROM THIS HORRIBLE MOOSICK THAT IS GIVING US ALL HEADACHES , NO WONDER EVERYBODY IS SO ANGRY NOW A DAYS.

i take 16 pills a day precribed the most perfect ingredients Look it up tell the DR your symptoms (dont LIE). Rockin on the horse size pills eer?

worst show ive ever been too, but still, great band

candyflesh why?

Love the tune. It rocks. Fear the culture, it spells the death of our future. But the beat is grand. God help us all.

lmao so true....

l like the gap who exists between the song pretty... hard and the calm of his voice.

I love that riff

Hands down best tune by them

they need horse sized Xanax the bars aren't doing it anymore

This is giving me a headache like no other.

I can't believe this has so few likes. It's like my favourite song from The Dandies. It reeks of style

mine too

"Sometimes when you feel like Moses. That's when your toe's dead" Hahaha!

+Dan D. Warhol We thought he says "Sometimes when you feel like Moses, That's when you know your toasted" - toasted aka fried-high outa ya brains.
:P

I think it's "that's when you're toasted." Like parting the sea or something like being high

Toasted fryed cooked get it kewl :)

No man- the lyris is "Sometimes when you feel like Moses, That's when you're toasted"

@J. Mascis buncha toasted MF's up in here...

Dandy Warhols what music I am totally hooked, the dancing and the music are brilliant in if you were the last junkie .

These guys ROCK.  I've never heard of them before but their music is AWESOME! :)

Only Dorks don't do Horse SIZE pills.. pure and simple, just look around a bit, bitch...

*Ketamine* !!

Not really a pill though is it

DRUGS11!!!!!!!

What a song!

Your avatar is one of the few kanji I can remember from my years in Japan. :-)

it's so bad, it's rad

The Dandy Warhols "Horse Pills"

praise BOB

hell yeah .. even more thrill !

Pass the spliff this way!

What a dad thing to say lol

lame vid, love the original 
sorry Courtney Courtney Courtney

always loved this song!!! decent lyrics :)

no need Pills to Love You !

ROCKIN ON THE HORSE SIZED PILLS!

Courntey kinda slams alot of the "elite socialite" types in His vocals in the song, but that is their problem, it's good to see people that need a spanking getting a spanking..

Fuck yeah!!!!

No. The Dandy Warhols. Some music sounds similar to other music. Get over it.

How does this video have so few views?